Teahupoo judging tower
"I am neither pro nor anti-tower. But if people want to have a professional surfing event at Teahupoo in the future a judging tower is needed to properly assess the tube riding performances."

Paris 2024 organisers reveal state-of-the-art collapsible $5 million judging tower at Teahupoo, Tahiti

"If Teahupoo does not want the Olympic Games we will have flat surf with heavy rain and maramuu winds for the event."

You’ll remember a year or so back the vaguely humorous story of Olympic organisers tearing down the old WSL wooden judging tower at Teahupoo and replacing it with a magnificent aluminium structure for the three-day event at a cost of five mill US.

A little rich, given Paris 2024 has positioned itself as the “sustainable” Games. 

Protests followed and the tower was subsequently toned down, less shitters, less room for for various officials and so on. 

And, now, the Tahiti-based French photographer Tim McKenna has delivered a marvellously balanced explanation of the build complete with photos.

“After my last post on the Teahupoo Tower I realised there was a lot of misinformation in the comments,” writes McKenna. “Here’s some info that might give people a better understanding of the situation.”

Thanks to the pressure of the local population, nature conservation association and all the people around the world who signed the SaveTeahupoo petition, the tower project was reduced to the bare minimum in order to have the least impact possible on the environment.

As you can see on Photo 1 ,2,3 the area where the tower is built has very little coral. It’s a flat shelf with small spread out corals heads and a few bigger rocks covered with coral. Over the years corals has even covered the previous concrete tower base structure as you can see on the video.

– The new tower was never only for the Olympic Games. It’s a collapsable tower that will be assembled every year for the duration of the event. The aluminum structure designed and built exclusively in Tahiti can finally be certified for insurance and safety reasons. It ’s an investment the Tahitian government has made for the the next 20 years of surfing events at Teahupoo.

– I am neither pro nor anti-tower. But if people want to have a professional surfing event at Teahupoo in the future a judging tower is needed to properly assess the tube riding performances.
I personally don’t make a living shooting contest and prefer shooting free surf. I couldn’t care less if there are no more pro events at Teahupoo. However I am pretty sure a large majority of the locals welcome the exposure and business WSL events and the Olympic Games bring. Surf events are also a great way to spark the passion within the new generation of Tahitian surfers and are an opportunity for them to shine and try and make a living out of their passion.

Interestingly, McKenna says the Gods will choose whether or not the tower lives or dies.

No need for all this #olympicbashing. Teahupoo will protect itself. Teahupoo is the birth place of Mana. If Teahupoo does not want the Olympic Games we will have flat surf with heavy rain and maramuu winds for the event. If Teahupoo does not want the tower an XXL swell will take it down.

If Teahupoo wants the Olympics it will put on the greatest show on earth.

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Happy Camper
Happy Camper
2 years ago

soon too be a wonederful AirBnB…..
unless “the Gods” choose whether or not the tower lives or dies.

I can see it now, bunch of Gods sitting around playing poker.

some god says: “I’ll see you and raise you a judging tower in Teahupoo”

all the other gods look at him and say:
“it’s tay-ah-hu-poo-oo ya’ dumb ass. by the way…….what is your dominion? what are you God of?”

“I’m the great God of cafe’s, croissant, ratatouille, romance, cigarettes and Joanne Defay”

“what, you’re from France? That’s it, the towers done!”

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
2 years ago

I think he means foldable tower. Maramuu

niki
niki
2 years ago

the tower is a scam..find out who payed for it and to who..
I’m a director and cameraman .. the judges and officials don’t need a tower or even to be on site ..they can stay in their air conditioned hotel…and get all the angles they want remotely…which is what they would be doing anyways in the tower

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago
Reply to  niki

tell us more!!

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

Can’t wait to watch Kaipo climbing around on it with one of those Bailey ladders and some Bonsoy.

Kama'aina
Kama'aina
2 years ago

Is the wsl using the collapsable tower for this next event? If so is there a way to get all of the wsl leadership on the “collapsable” tower at the same time and maybe have it “collapse” or something?

Jim Betts
Jim Betts
2 years ago

Derick, Chas, derick, Chas, Derick Chas. So many articles. Hardest working man on the internet.

Mcsippa
Mcsippa
2 years ago

just so we are clear, its Teahupo’who

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago

…”Tahiti based French photographer Tim McKenna”…
Really ?
Tim McKenna seems an odd name for a froggy, whether based in Tahiti or frogland.
Sounds more like a drunken Scottish school teaching gambler.

P.S.
My 5th form physics teacher was a cane-happy old Scot called Mr McKenna who didn’t appreciate it if he arrived after the bell and some wag would call out “eee Jock ya late”…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

we’re protesting talapia~

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

My guess is you deserved a beating.

astro
astro
2 years ago

I would’ve given him one for nothing, coz why fucken not … cheeky cunts need a hiding when young.
“Now beefy, this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you but it’s for your own good. Hahahahahahar “
THWACK ! X6
The cane – a lost art from antipodean high schools..

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I had a client named Mr. Mckenna once. Rode me hard as well. Fucker had a punch list pages long at the end at the end of the remodel. Wanted to ring his neck daily but got through it.

justiceminister
justiceminister
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

McKenna whatever his point of origin seems to have been enjoying the local wacky baccy judging by the absolute tosh he was spouting about the gods of surf and outcomes to be handed out.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

own ur own oil field…shttps://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

How’s that right!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

old nudists

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

left’s weren’t sustainable

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson
tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

blighted with elephant seals…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Judging by that judging tower, the judges will be judged on their judging as a final judgement.

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

My favourite thing to say while judging at boardriders is ‘now look, I’m not here to judge, but…’

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Zero judgment from me on your judgy judging

justiceminister
justiceminister
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Do not judge lest ye will be judged.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
2 years ago

Bit rich coming from you mate! 😂

justiceminister
justiceminister
2 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Haha though I have special dispensation in this matter being a Minister. Written in Ancient Abrahamic law.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago

Are these the same Gods who are pushing their disciples to barricade themselves in buildings at Columbia?

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

i’m afraid that would be the god of abrahamic religions in whose name everyone around the world has been killing one another for the past two millennia.

Mochillupo
Mochillupo
2 years ago

Sven from sweden approves. Great work.

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago

Alternative French design: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Mochillupo
Mochillupo
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

but is it collapsable

Andy C
Andy C
2 years ago
Reply to  Mochillupo

Does if ya fly a plane into it

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Aerodynamic collapsabilaty…woah
My fucken brain hurts

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

lol

channelbottom
channelbottom
2 years ago

Odd.
‘Collapsible towers’ are usually a no-no in engineering, architectural, and …ahem.. insurance circles.

The ole’ human-meat-paste-in-a-jumble-of-metal is considered a bad thing.

Ah well.
Whatever.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
2 years ago

Chopes be a bitch.

Nikola
Nikola
2 years ago

Will Defay take the Gold? Or Fierro?

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
2 years ago

Ah OK so the WSL athlete’s as a collective all support the tower, that’s is such a suprise ..not !!

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  Capt Sensible

True.
They wouldn’t know their arsehole from their ear hole.
Parrot fucks will do what they’re told.
Suck teet, sell soul, repeat, suck teat …

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
2 years ago

If Kelly Slater
Wants the Olympics he will
Have the Olympics

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago

shit now we know why everytime there is a WSL comp this year , the surfs better before and after the WSL dates…….so it’s the surf Gods of Teahupo have extended their rath to the WSL and ????

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Teahupoo requires multiple human sacrifices in the form of Olympians.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Cannot wait!!

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Skulls for the Altar of Skulls!!!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

They were going to sacrifice Felipe’s balls but couldn’t find them.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

This truly makes sense as the same Gods directed the clowns at the WSL to go to Lowers in September…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

QSL: Sendin the clowns

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

Tower’poo

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Seriously though…. Where does it all go?

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

The West bowl…

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  Stick man

Nice


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