"If Teahupoo does not want the Olympic Games we will have flat surf with heavy rain and maramuu winds for the event."
You’ll remember a year or so back the vaguely humorous story of Olympic organisers tearing down the old WSL wooden judging tower at Teahupoo and replacing it with a magnificent aluminium structure for the three-day event at a cost of five mill US.
A little rich, given Paris 2024 has positioned itself as the “sustainable” Games.
And, now, the Tahiti-based French photographer Tim McKenna has delivered a marvellously balanced explanation of the build complete with photos.
“After my last post on the Teahupoo Tower I realised there was a lot of misinformation in the comments,” writes McKenna. “Here’s some info that might give people a better understanding of the situation.”
Thanks to the pressure of the local population, nature conservation association and all the people around the world who signed the SaveTeahupoo petition, the tower project was reduced to the bare minimum in order to have the least impact possible on the environment.
As you can see on Photo 1 ,2,3 the area where the tower is built has very little coral. It’s a flat shelf with small spread out corals heads and a few bigger rocks covered with coral. Over the years corals has even covered the previous concrete tower base structure as you can see on the video.
– The new tower was never only for the Olympic Games. It’s a collapsable tower that will be assembled every year for the duration of the event. The aluminum structure designed and built exclusively in Tahiti can finally be certified for insurance and safety reasons. It ’s an investment the Tahitian government has made for the the next 20 years of surfing events at Teahupoo.
– I am neither pro nor anti-tower. But if people want to have a professional surfing event at Teahupoo in the future a judging tower is needed to properly assess the tube riding performances.
I personally don’t make a living shooting contest and prefer shooting free surf. I couldn’t care less if there are no more pro events at Teahupoo. However I am pretty sure a large majority of the locals welcome the exposure and business WSL events and the Olympic Games bring. Surf events are also a great way to spark the passion within the new generation of Tahitian surfers and are an opportunity for them to shine and try and make a living out of their passion.
Interestingly, McKenna says the Gods will choose whether or not the tower lives or dies.
No need for all this #olympicbashing. Teahupoo will protect itself. Teahupoo is the birth place of Mana. If Teahupoo does not want the Olympic Games we will have flat surf with heavy rain and maramuu winds for the event. If Teahupoo does not want the tower an XXL swell will take it down.
If Teahupoo wants the Olympics it will put on the greatest show on earth.
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unless “the Gods” choose whether or not the tower lives or dies.
I can see it now, bunch of Gods sitting around playing poker.
some god says: “I’ll see you and raise you a judging tower in Teahupoo”
all the other gods look at him and say:
“it’s tay-ah-hu-poo-oo ya’ dumb ass. by the way…….what is your dominion? what are you God of?”
“I’m the great God of cafe’s, croissant, ratatouille, romance, cigarettes and Joanne Defay”
“what, you’re from France? That’s it, the towers done!”
I think he means foldable tower. Maramuu
the tower is a scam..find out who payed for it and to who..
I’m a director and cameraman .. the judges and officials don’t need a tower or even to be on site ..they can stay in their air conditioned hotel…and get all the angles they want remotely…which is what they would be doing anyways in the tower
tell us more!!
Can’t wait to watch Kaipo climbing around on it with one of those Bailey ladders and some Bonsoy.
Is the wsl using the collapsable tower for this next event? If so is there a way to get all of the wsl leadership on the “collapsable” tower at the same time and maybe have it “collapse” or something?
Derick, Chas, derick, Chas, Derick Chas. So many articles. Hardest working man on the internet.
just so we are clear, its Teahupo’who
…”Tahiti based French photographer Tim McKenna”…
Really ?
Tim McKenna seems an odd name for a froggy, whether based in Tahiti or frogland.
Sounds more like a drunken Scottish school teaching gambler.
P.S.
My 5th form physics teacher was a cane-happy old Scot called Mr McKenna who didn’t appreciate it if he arrived after the bell and some wag would call out “eee Jock ya late”…
we’re protesting talapia~
My guess is you deserved a beating.
I would’ve given him one for nothing, coz why fucken not … cheeky cunts need a hiding when young.
“Now beefy, this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you but it’s for your own good. Hahahahahahar “
THWACK ! X6
The cane – a lost art from antipodean high schools..
I had a client named Mr. Mckenna once. Rode me hard as well. Fucker had a punch list pages long at the end at the end of the remodel. Wanted to ring his neck daily but got through it.
McKenna whatever his point of origin seems to have been enjoying the local wacky baccy judging by the absolute tosh he was spouting about the gods of surf and outcomes to be handed out.
own ur own oil field…shttps://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.ne…
How’s that right!
old nudists
left’s weren’t sustainable
https://youtu.be/IR7wzIfuam…
blighted with elephant seals…
Judging by that judging tower, the judges will be judged on their judging as a final judgement.
My favourite thing to say while judging at boardriders is ‘now look, I’m not here to judge, but…’
Zero judgment from me on your judgy judging
Do not judge lest ye will be judged.
Bit rich coming from you mate! 😂
Haha though I have special dispensation in this matter being a Minister. Written in Ancient Abrahamic law.
Are these the same Gods who are pushing their disciples to barricade themselves in buildings at Columbia?
i’m afraid that would be the god of abrahamic religions in whose name everyone around the world has been killing one another for the past two millennia.
Sven from sweden approves. Great work.
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but is it collapsable
Does if ya fly a plane into it
Aerodynamic collapsabilaty…woah
My fucken brain hurts
lol
Odd.
‘Collapsible towers’ are usually a no-no in engineering, architectural, and …ahem.. insurance circles.
The ole’ human-meat-paste-in-a-jumble-of-metal is considered a bad thing.
Ah well.
Whatever.
Chopes be a bitch.
Will Defay take the Gold? Or Fierro?
Ah OK so the WSL athlete’s as a collective all support the tower, that’s is such a suprise ..not !!
True.
They wouldn’t know their arsehole from their ear hole.
Parrot fucks will do what they’re told.
Suck teet, sell soul, repeat, suck teat …
If Kelly Slater
Wants the Olympics he will
Have the Olympics
shit now we know why everytime there is a WSL comp this year , the surfs better before and after the WSL dates…….so it’s the surf Gods of Teahupo have extended their rath to the WSL and ????
Teahupoo requires multiple human sacrifices in the form of Olympians.
Cannot wait!!
Skulls for the Altar of Skulls!!!
They were going to sacrifice Felipe’s balls but couldn’t find them.
This truly makes sense as the same Gods directed the clowns at the WSL to go to Lowers in September…
QSL: Sendin the clowns
Tower’poo
Seriously though…. Where does it all go?
The West bowl…
Nice