Strategic?
The surf world was stunned, yesterday, when the incel-friendly Committee for Equity in Women’s Surfing, or Surf Equity, opened up yet another front against women. The non-profit, which accepts all races, cultures, sexual orientations, gender identities, national origins, abilities, socioeconomic backgrounds, gender expressions, countries of origin, ethnicities, religions and genders, loves nothing more than protecting the vulnerable by lowering its howitzers and firing, point blank, into the ranks of gay women, women with disabilities and women in positions of power.
Keala Kennelly, Bethany Hamilton, Jessi Miley-Dyer have all been bravely targeted and brought low, gracing Surf Equity’s exclusive Racist Anti-Trans Wall of Shame etc.
And, yesterday, flaming liberal feminist Circe Wallace was marched upon, tarred with the boldly libelous and defamatory “writing and publishing” of “misogynist trash about the surf industry on their website BeachGrit” even though the extreme sport agent, one of the very few women in that game, has neither written nor published anything on the relatively evil BeachGrit.
The surf world, starved of drama in these hard post-Erik Logan years, went to bed wondering who might be next on Surf Equity’s kill list. The universally adored Hawaiian star Carissa Moore? The ghost of the activist Rosa Parks?
Mother Theresa herself?
In a tactic not seen ze Germans stalled outside Stalingrad during World War II, Surf Equity has paused its assault and is, seemingly, losing advantage, posting nothing on its lightly trafficked social media, letting stale air fill the room.
Strategic?
Falsehoods being gathered on Margaret Atwood, Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda, Betty Friedan, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Maya Angelou, the memory of Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Barbara Bush your mother and grandmother to vanquish all women everywhere in order to decimate in one fell swoop?
More as the story develops.
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what a shame! to all those wasps…torche ’em or draft a ‘scarlett letter’?
Jesus Chas the one time you actually stick to the facts, you get crucified as a journalist . Ain’t life a bitch!
The Media, Entertainment and Arts Alliance said issues affecting US actors and writers are the same internationally.
I’ll catching up with all you SCABS
Once I’m not on strike.
Derek and Chas.
Shut Beachgrit down in support
Or hang your heads in shame, scabs.
Is it misogynistic to say these chicks (lesbians?) at surf equity just need to get laid?
true detectives, not on strike…we’re looking for drugs. already got yoke…
go to line.
(error: this is supped to be on Jen’s DIM blog) dude paddles up to me and spits: “Is it just me that wants you’re numbers?” under my breath, asshole/
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….
Agreed *sound of foot tapping*
High levels of vitriolic anger and toxic bitterness are NOT attractive qualities in a woman, just saying.
Good luck, sweetcheeks.
It looks like a bit of me-tooing might have started as seen from this recent article.
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You’d think Jonah would be consulting his legal team about that.
And hiring a team of longboarders to drop in on Crazy Brady, often…
That’s soo like two days ago Beef
Our spirit animal
So fucking freeing. She’s been freed of Jonah’s $ and the Malibu home and all the celebrities whose acquaintance she used to fill the humongous holes in her heart. And maybe other holes too.
I thought it was a good update. Like their silence was an admission that they had overstepped and better STFU or face legal consequences. I don’t think Chas and Circe would go there but just the possibility that they could chilled them. That’s worth some ink, no?
Fuck, if you come at Circe Wallace I’d suggest you best not miss.
Oh and if anyone else is offended but my amazing photo comment yesterday go study linguistics.
Xox
Ive dedicated my life to the study of cunninlingus…..
Stop licking yourself
First they came for the transexuals and I did not speak out cause I wasn’t a transexual
Then they came for the misogynists…..
Hahaha xox
They could’ve called out Carissa for liking Bethany’s dumbass post speculating that kids in the third world would somehow have the means to transition and become world class surfers. I was on board when they were shitting on that christo-fascist, but they’ve lost the plot at this point.
Carissa Liked that post. I wish you hadn’t told me that. Going to pretend she didn’t read it first.
Whatever happened to that “Olympic surf coach” who hated men, especially white men?
Which one was that?
The lady that attacked Sal Masakla for some bullshit! She was supposed to be the surf coach from some lady from West Africa, I can’t remember which country! Maybe was at her most famous about three years ago
Rhonda!
Rhonda Harper aka Coach Rho. Senegal 🇸🇳
Béla Károlyi?
The image in the JP Currie piece on J-Bay might provide some insight. Creepy AF.
Episode 2: Chas beats the dead horse from Episode 1
Add Chasina Smith to the list of women prosecuted. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Gorgeous!
Looool
All dressed up and noone to blow.
*persecuted
prosecuted in the court of feminist opinion
“I’d like to speak to the manager”
Wheres the penis tattoo on her neck?
There’s a tattoo of a bird on the other side. A swallow.