Griffin Colapinto (pictured) mentally solving equations. (Photo by Brent Bielmann/World Surf League)
Griffin Colapinto (pictured) mentally solving equations. (Photo by Brent Bielmann/World Surf League)

Greatest World Surf League mystery deepens as Lexus Pipe Pro reaches conclusion!

Professional surfing, at its highest level, can take eight entire days or two entire days to fully conduct.

The Importance of the Lexus Pipe Pro in Surfing

The Lexus Pipe Pro is off today, again, deepening the greatest World Surf League mystery. As the surf fan knows, event windows on the Championship Tour are generally ten days (non-pool). Now, the aforementioned “Global Home of Surfing” can, and often does, use many of the ten days, basically sun up to sun down, to run the required heats. Forty-seven thirty-ish minute affairs for the men, half that for the women.

Basically thirty-eight hours of surfing.

Now, and once more, this time can be spread over many sun up to sun down days or, as will happen at the Pipe Pro, can be condensed into two days.

How does the maths math?

Overlapping heats account for some time savings but not that much leaving, simply, the greatest World Surf League mystery flapping in the wind unsolved.

Professional surfing, at its highest level, can take eight entire days or two entire days to fully conduct.

Wild and maybe akin to the “geographic oddity” experienced in Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Two weeks from everywhere

Regarding the current competition, WSL Deputy Commissioner Renato Hickel said, “The swell dropped a notch from yesterday. Not much, it’s definitely clean, and there’s nice, running right-handers out there, but with the cards we have on hand with this new NW swell filling in tomorrow with the expectation to be in the eight-to-12-foot range and then six-to-eight-foot the following day, we made the option to give the surfers the opportunity to surf real Pipe and finish the event in awesome waves.”

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SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
1 year ago

The obvious answer to the overall quandary of fitting contests into swell windows is to merge the men and women’s division and while we’re at it, the shortboard/longboard. This would heal the festering fight between the haters of S. J. Lowerson vs the lovers of same. (Would love to see an in-depth expose of the latter, Chas)

stephen taylor
stephen taylor
1 year ago

Cheyne Horan will dominate pipe in 2026, heard it here first

Piskian
Piskian
1 year ago

Most exciting activity with the most tedious competitive format.
Billabong Challenge was the epoch,I reckon.
Can’t wait for Natural Selection stuff.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Piskian

The Quik event that Jeremy Flores hosted in France got lots of love last year. It helps that they had solid swell, though.

diamond chief
diamond chief
1 year ago

Is that cote selling blue chews? Can’t find my readers

Douglas
Douglas
1 year ago

Most boring pipe ever, but what you gonna do, most commenters on this site are real screwballs.

frank
frank
1 year ago

his mitts are not getting stiffer

HamSammish
HamSammish
1 year ago

Get rid of the women. Two separate tours. Now get me a HamSammish!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  HamSammish

Their tour more interesting than bros this year!

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

if this is true nothing wrong with splitting the tours apart and we can test this theory

HamSammish
HamSammish
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

They can have their own tour. Would still be interesting. Running both tours at the same venue at the same time bogs everything down. I want my HamSammish.

diamond chief
diamond chief
1 year ago
Reply to  HamSammish

Get da bread wit da cheese and da ham

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
1 year ago

WTF? I want more heats, more surfing, not less. It’s not the WSL vs Natural Selection. The WSL shouldn’t try and become that either. I want more heats year round. I’d rather have blown shoulder high garbage playing in the background than whatever’s happening on the news any given day. The WSL can run live in a 10 day windows and spit out some pre packaged thing like Natural Selection too, for people who just can’t handle waiting periods. How come Natural Selection wasn’t live? Still looking forward to checking it out, though I might have to turn the volume off to save myself from a deluge of “best day ever” and “best wave ever” claims. The Vloggers already own that market.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
1 year ago
Reply to  Corey Webster

Dude overlapping heats in real pipe is as good as pro surfing gets.

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
1 year ago

Ya that works good at pipe. 40 minute heats pushing people to go on waves without priority. I like it. I was arguing more about being fine with the contest running bunch of days over a 10 window. I like that they have go with whatever they get in that time frame. That they have to wrestle with making the call. That’s a big part of surfing.

I was guessing Chas was preemptively creating a contrast between how the WSL runs a contest and how Natural Selection runs a contest. I just don’t see the 2 as adversarial. If anything more variety in surf contests and formats helps competitive surfing as a whole. I’m a fan, I want more all around. I liked the surf 100 format, but I don’t want that to be the only one. I’m looking forward to Natural Selection and the rest of Pipe.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Corey Webster

No no. Jen See and I regularly discuss how WSL champ tour events are 8 full days but in a pinch can be run in 2-3 full days. How does that work?

Yomar
Yomar
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

it’s simply amazing

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I just see it as the WSL trying to maximize their chances of getting good waves in a given waiting period. They have flexibility. I don’t mind if it runs in 8 days or 2-3 when I’m watching at home or on my phone.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago

Friday swell peaking 7ft at 15s NW, and 6.2ft 12s NE. Tide will not get above 0.4′ all day and much of the day will be around zero.

Are these conditions enough to both scare Felipe Toledo on the lefts and not give him his preferred rights? Asking for a friend who is trying to win some wsl gift cards ….. 😉

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

Island of sand forming over the reef. It’s amazing how transient the sand is day to day during changing swells. Will make for some beatings tomorrow on the exits.

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago

What is this black stuff on my hands?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  ricmatic

it came off Oprah’s face. or Ted Danson’s. or Whoopi’s! Trudeau’s even?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

12 foot! I’ll eat my hat if it happens !
Xox

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

God I hope you do doggy, because it will mean pip has shart his shorts

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  pipspuss

Same! But gosh, unlikely!
Xox

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Crazy idea: Skip the no losers Opening Round. WTF is the point

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

I disagree. If you fly half way around the world for an event you should get a chance to surf at least two heats. Someone might have a shocker of a first heat (only 30 mins) but go on to surf well later in the contest.

I understand where you’re coming from, but cutting the elimination round is not the answer you’re looking for. The problem of no swell is much bigger than those few heats.

Ciao Chianca
Ciao Chianca
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

What about only the winner of elimination round heats progresses. That should cut a heat or two from the window and make the round more cut throat.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

Every other sport does it, the heck with them. Enjoy Tahiti or Portugal or wherever

justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

How many times do I have to say this. Oceanic pro surfing is a dead duck. If I had some advice for the gamblers on here it would be to get your bucks on Erin to lace the opposition in AD. Start, finish, no hanging out for days and days with a load of drongos. God bless the new era. It’s coming, and it’s coming in a few weeks.

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago

What’s she laying right now in your ‘book’ of the woods?

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
1 year ago

Renato better be getting this window correct. The curse of ELo is growing, seeking to amputate the everlasting glory of which he was amputated from. Oh, how the powerful created a conundrum that only they can heal.

Or maybe Pip gets shacked on a 12 footer, vehemently flipping off the cameras while being spit out. There are stories to be told. Chas and Derek will be the voices for the masses.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago

There’s a lot more combo swell from the NE than I thought there was going to be. Very low tides all day and sand making it even shallower in some places. Could be occasional doubling up bi-directional mutants leaping high and going super square. Hope so

JOB's second chin
JOB's second chin
1 year ago

I think I’ve watched 15 whole minutes of this competition so far. Makes me sad.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
1 year ago

I ran some numbers. Came to no conclusions other than something is definitely wrong.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

That is an excellent summary of Chad’s sharticle.

Barton Lins
Barton Lins
1 year ago

When the tour arrives in AbuDhabi, Pipe will wake up again.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Barton Lins

Will you be there representing the LBGTQ++– community of Brazil? Can’t imagine that going well in the land of oil and monarchy.

gettingwarm
gettingwarm
1 year ago
Reply to  Barton Lins

Once again the surf gods are pissing on the WSL. It’s been non-stop tubes at the pipe all winter.

SeverelyLtd
SeverelyLtd
1 year ago
Reply to  gettingwarm

Most consistent winter I can remember, north shore Maui.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
1 year ago
Reply to  Barton Lins

Would be amazing if the pool broke mid comp

Antipodes
Antipodes
1 year ago

Feels like a high risk decision. But I’m happy with the guarantee of the comp running over the weekend (my time), so I can take it all in from a stationary position on the couch.

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago

Can’t believe they’d pass up a clean morning to at least get through the Men’s round of 32? Also why not run it all today and then do finals day tomorrow when it’s “allegedly” gunna be pumping, instead of finals day in conditions most likely similar to today? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago

Unfortunately it looks like they’re consulting North Shore Surfers not Montana river surfers.


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