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Neymar Jr. special surf stud pal Pedro
Scooby joins OnlyFans!
By Chas Smith
"Surfing is my world, but my story goes beyond the
ocean, and I’m stoked to share it all in a more direct and real
way."
The trickle of surf stars joining the adult
subscription service OnlyFans has turned into a gush with
Brazilian big wave stud Pedro “Scooby” Vianna signing his name on
the dotted line. Those who enjoy paying for a private glimpse into
the surfing life were already extremely exitado when, seven months
ago, Maui hunk Billy Kemper joined the
platform, his public relations office declaring to
planned to “to use his platform on OnlyFans to share exclusive
content around his training and also share his thoughts on the US
Open competition.”
Droolsville.
Pedro Scooby, extending beyond content around training and
thoughts on the US Open, openly shared, “I’ve always believed that
life is all about connection and energy, and OnlyFans is another
way for me to get closer to the people who follow my journey. I
want to share what happens behind the scenes—from prepping to take
on massive waves to the more laid-back moments of everyday life in
Nazaré. Surfing is my world, but my story goes beyond the ocean,
and I’m stoked to share it all in a more direct and real way.”
The one I have for you, though, is will OnlyFans overtake
YouTube as preferred destination for the surf curious? Like, will
Ben Gravy et. al. ditch their followers for private rooms?
“After I was exposed to their cult-like Saturday rides The
stereotypes I had in my head were immediately gone and I found
myself looking at onshore Sydney shite and becoming angry that my
whole weekend was now ruined because of this,” says Farquhar, who
just turned forty and is now chasing bike dreams in Mallorca,
Spain, with his gorgeous Jewess wife. “Then seeing those same guys
at a park drinking long necks having the time of their lives after
riding 100km. It had a certain skate hang feel when you see a group
of friends hanging out around a rail or stairs with beers in the
sun.”
Farquhar qualifies the skate thing.
“I can’t skate and don’t think anyone should over 25, so thought
this would be the next best thing.”
Which isn’t quite true. He learned the art of mid-face airs from
ollying curbs in Brisbane.
I ask if there is one specific moment that made you wanna ride
more than surf.
“I surfed for 20 years and would always plan holidays around
coastlines. When I realised there was a whole world out there to
see that doesn’t have waves and to experience it by bike was when I
realised it was better than surf for me. Better in the sense of
travel, socialising and being able to be on ground in different
cities. I rode with my friend (designer Rama McCabe)
from Berlin to Copenhagen in 2019 (first film below) and that was
definitely the experience that put the final nail in my surfing
coffin. After that trip I rode Melbourne to Sydney, Madrid to Ibiza
(second film below) and all these trips outweighed any fun I’ve had
surfing.”
The last time Farquhar surfed was three years at the tank in
Melbourne.
“I couldn’t last the full hour because my arms are useless now.
But my legs are strong and I felt way more power in my turns.”
Do you miss anything specific about surfing?
“Pits.”
How do you view surfing, and surf culture, before and
after?
“Surf culture is a weird one. When I was surfing it felt quite
angry and moody especially in Sydney. I loved watching the WSL, but
now I can’t tell you anything about it. I still watch some Italo
clips, but even that doesn’t do much for me these days.”
What are the parallels between the two sports? You see any similarities or synergies as
they might call ’em in an office?
“Like surfing, cycling is also a super selfish sport which you
generally find out by people being quite cunty towards
materialistic things. Whether it’s the brand of bike or what logo
you’re rolling in, the colour of your shoes and height of your
socks. Both offer so much fun and social aspects. Surfing is
definitely more fun in the moment, cycling is more fun when it’s
done.
“Both are weather dependent with tan lines and leave little
imagination to the outline of your cock. There are also the content
branding and clothes design similarities. Half of the most successful cycling
brands (in Australia at least) are from the surf industry or work
in the surf biz but are weapons on the bike. Both
sports share an overload of shit content of user-generated videos
with little substance or any reason for one to stop the endless
scroll. For me borrowing…copying… concepts from surfing
and using it for cycling has been great. It still seems fresh in a
sport where there are still so many rules and traditionalism and
feels a bit “controversial”. It’s hard to come up with ideas for
something so repetitive. With surfing at least every time someone
catches a wave the narrative is sort of reset. But getting them to
stay engaged is the hard part.Whereas cycling, if you
approach the off-bike parts as important as the on-bike you can
keep a journey going in your story telling.”
What’s the diff between biking, surfing?
“Cyclists seem to have a way of connecting with strangers which
I don’t think surfing has as much. A cyclist can DM a complete
stranger on the other side of the world, meet up, have beers and
ride. Maybe surfing has changed but there is no way I would just
text another surfer and ask to have a beer and go for a surf
without knowing them, just ’causes we both surf. Feels creepy. For
some reason, it’s completely normal in cycling.”
Why do so many surfers get turned onto bikes?
“The longevity in cycling might be greater than in surfing,
perhaps that’s related to age. I’d feel pretty stupid at 40
flip-flopping around a shorebreak now. So it still creates a
sub-culture and hobby of mind cleansing, like surfing without
feeling a little too old to do so.”
What happens to your body when there ain’t no paddling only
kicking your stilts up and down? No arms, beautiful
legs?
“Yeah, my pectorals and arms are now super weak. I wouldn’t say
they are completely gone but they may as well be. My legs though,
hairless and magnificent. It’s like being circumcised. No real need
for it, but aesthetically way more pleasing.”
Is biking getting cool, like, with your lil movies, prettier
outfits etc?
Where you think is bike culture on a timeline, same as surfing
in the eighties, say?
“The Tour (UCI not WSL) seems to be as crazy as ever especially
seeing races here in Europe. It feels like a WSL event in Brazil
but at every single stage. Fans are crazy, cities shut down, people
drinking from sunrise screaming, the passion is like nothing I’ve
ever seen.”
Culturally?
“Culturally, it’s somewhere between, The Bruce Movie and
Dion’s peak.”
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Little big man (insert) under fire!
Famed surf filmmaker castigated by mommies
for sharing harrowing clip of child getting flogged at Nazare
By Chas Smith
"I’m sorry but a 12 year old out there in these
conditions, why? To prove what?"
Tim Bonython is the universally known, and
respected, surf filmmaker
who does not miss a big swell almost anywhere in the world. His
moving pictures stake awe, and fear, into hearts around the globe.
Men and women skiding down great watery mountains, Davey Jones,
ever frustrated with the invention of inflatable vests, waiting
impatiently below.
Well, a day out at Nazare turned quite harrowing and especially
for a young boy, the Belgian Kamiel Deraeve. But let’s allow
Bonython to pick the story up here…
What a crazy situation it was as 12 year old @kamielderaeve
fell on a wave right in front of us. Then got dragged in towards
the rocks. @tocardosoo went to pick him up after getting the
biggest flogging. Kamiel missed the pick up (not quite gabbing the
sled) and then went on to get 5 bombs on the head and tells us he’s
glad he went through it. But as Garrett @mcnamara_s says if you
don’t enjoy it, then maybe you need to pack it in and do something
else. I don’t think Kamiel enjoyed it but he definitely learned a
lot from the experience. This kid has it. It just goes to show you
how quick things change when your out there. PS you can see us
flying over the back of the wave.. me @ivo_cacao
@theseamountains
Impressive, no? Not according online mommies who raged at the
abject recklessness of it all.
The actor Francisco Froes leading the charge with…”Until the day
he doesn’t make it. What happens if the kid doesn’t make the next
pick up? I’m sorry but a 12 year old out there in these conditions,
why? To prove what? What happens to the parents if this kid dies
out there?”
Followed by…
“Who are the parents who allow a 12 year old to go out with such
waves? I am no surfer, but I take it that to deal with such waves
it’s not only a matter of skill, but also of experience. And at
that age you can’t have too much of it…”
“Gee, somebody thought that was a good idea? Who towed him in?
I’m sure he’ll be back. Love the jet ski guys!! Great skills and
bravery.”
“Totally not agree with this!!!!!”
“Seems like an unnecessary risk of multiple lives.”
“To me that looks insane sorry.”
“12 years ??? Fuck it… He doesn’t have the strength and lungs
for this… Experience has nothing to do with age but muscle
capacity.”
Etc.
But where do you find yourself in the debate? Team Vaya Con Dios
or Team Mommy?
Please weigh in with personal stories and examples.