Huntington Beach (pictured) in all its glory.
Huntington Beach (pictured) in all its glory.

Insider declares Huntington Beach current favorite to host Los Angeles ’28 Olympic surfing!

Surf City, USA!

The surfing component of the ’28 Olympics was always going to be, and let’s just be very frank and to the point, a bummer. Host city Los Angeles, while wonderful, does not possess an overseas collectivity in the South Pacific and, thus, was going to have to send international heroes and heroines out in mediocre waves. While a few dreamers floated Kelly Slater’s magical Surf Ranch, three hours north, as a possible site, the International Surfing Association’s Fernando Aguerre has been decidedly anti-tub.

And so Lower Trestles and Huntington Beach emerged as favorites, both regularly hosting professional surfing events. But which of the two will win? An insider very close to the lever of Olympic surfing power has shared Huntington Beach is the current favorite.

The “challenge for Trestles,” the source shared, “is the Olympic ‘village,’ or mini tent city headquarters that goes up for two months and would take up limited space in the parking lot at the state park.” Huntington Beach, of course, has ample space for a tent city headquarters, anti-LGBTQ parade route and stage for a NOFX and Friends concert series.

Surf City, USA.

But do you imagine that the non-surfing Olympic fan, having experienced the glories of Teahupo’o during the ’24 Games, will thrill just as much for the Huntington Hop or will he/she claw at eyeballs whilst quickly changing the channel to the lawn dart event?

Also, will there be one of Huntington Beach’s famed surf-induced riots?

Much to ponder.

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justiceminister
justiceminister
1 year ago

No chance it’s at HB. The Olympic committee will scoff at that idea and spew it out the discussion. Where’s the guarantee, after the near disaster at the best arena on Earth in Tahiti. It will be in the Pool in LA28. In a brand new construction alongside other mega developments in the Palisades no doubt.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

it all started here… comment image?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9eae26&_nc_ohc=Ugv55_OY1U0Q7kNvgEOC67L&_nc_oc=AdiTqo3xvw1UJ26C7IgrXkcOnJ1ghA2DElBl3kx4YY66InOilZShTOHVXSg_y6MNnmw&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_gid=AuS180JTQhKLYgWUoIgtAsv&oh=00_AYB_jEaA66c_vsH8ziOxh5kBy6MuD37KRdGpYtdo6-3O5g&oe=67B0A53E

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I’d suggest the bong hits, with weed from a $5 4 finger bag, before this was created is where it all started

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

shots fired at Doheny. stop.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Ok, maybe add some hash to the pipe?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

serving sandwiches tonight, whatu ytds ur order?pbb&jelly!

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

I had a Doheny Dawg

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

considering the most venerated photo moment of the entire 2024 event was Gabes flying kick out, does it matter where they hold it?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago

I heard the Gaza Riviera!
Xox

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Mara Gaza Lago

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

tariff my ass off!..\

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

open the vault! geraldo..

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

They might be able to host it in Panama soon

Gourmet Kook
Gourmet Kook
1 year ago

fuckenaye. – fuckennay *yea or nay

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
1 year ago

The homeless can airBnB their tents to the Olympic committee.

Olympics supporting local communities.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

Now you’re talking. Somewhere in Mexico

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

I am pretty sure NOFX hung it up last year. Sure hope so. I went to one of there shows a couple years ago. We left early.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

I heard they suck live.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

They do. I personally never liked NOFX that much. Luckily they went on last. So got through the bands we wanted to see like strung out, lagwagon, decendents, Pennywise, ect then peaced out.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Obviously had an FX on you…

k55
k55
1 year ago

Surfing in the Olympics again.
A travesty.
A mockery of the lifestyle.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago

I will go to the mat arguing Kelly’s Lemoore tank is the right venue for Olympic surfing. That’s the only thing that it’s right for. Far better choice than Huntington Beach.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

100%.

The tub works for international surfing. Although, Wouldn’t want to be from Barbados or France and have to surf against people like Gabe and Ítalo who, by then , would have 10+ years of competitive tub experience.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
1 year ago

Why don’t they re-use the cruise ship/ village they used in Tahiti, pull that bitch right into Dana Point Harbor

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  JohnsKnees

or Oceanside or Newport or Hueneme or Goleta or Santa Cruz or Half Moon Bay or Sacramento Delta…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

Trestles: “Not enough room for the LGBTQ+ tent.”

HB: “Plenty of room for the parade and the anti-parade.”

And the celebration that will follow the finals:

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Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

bunch of fools

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Happy Camper

all cardinal red sinner’s day periodic march…

Rocks local
Rocks local
1 year ago

lol … as if Elon wasn’t actually the one who will decide where it happens

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Move over bill gates, theres a new sheriff in town

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago

Sucks they can’t do a mobile event. If they had a decent swell holding it at Malibu would be really cool.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

Why can’t they?

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

The article talks about needed tents up for weeks. Probably for broadcast and judging.

Jrilla
Jrilla
1 year ago

Think of all those virgin surf viewers tuning in, only to tune out 30 seconds later, bored already by all that bounce and hop in knee high waves. That’s a lot of potential surfers put off, hopefully, for life.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Jrilla

That’s the dream

Com Turren
Com Turren
1 year ago

gonna have to ship all the fentanyl zombies and other addicts that haunt Main street through the pierbowl area off to somewhere else to accommodate that.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

These are rookie numbers. Can you imagine the levels of misery in 2028 after 3 years of these goons? Maybe Huntington will start black bagging and white vanning them all soon.

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Barnycle

They better be careful as the memory of Ronnie G has surely escaped them

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

southern baptists are still floating floyd’s head in a punch bowl…SHAME~

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Those same Southern Baptists that stumble to church hungover on Sundays to repent for their weekly sins?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

human trafficers and racists and brisket w/ hot sauce~left-over ribs?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Com Turren

My guess is Trump will save them all by then and they’ll be productive members of Trump’s new order or at least they’ll all be adorned in MAGA hats so we can properly identify them.

SaltyHB
SaltyHB
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

HB City Council Leading the way………….
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  SaltyHB

I think I saw a few of them pushing carts in front of the Aloha last summer

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Picard Madeoff

retired enviro consultants recycling. stayin low;

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  SaltyHB

original surf city before the hippies…

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Always believe the anonymous BG insider, aka Chad’s mirror.

c4
c4
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I think it’s either his hot Pilates instructor or his Mexican maid.

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

I didn’t know David Lee Scales taught pilates.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Rich Marx

He is banging them all?!
Respect!!!
Xox

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

In reality, Chad just doesn’t want to admit that he read it on the Surfer Magazine zombie website. Only idiot in the world that wants it at Huntington is Quinoa Itchiscratchy.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

pier fishing permitted!

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

With a massive shark hook as long you’re allowed to snag Quinoa.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  c4

earthquake in San Fran…EVACUATE THE ENTIRE COAST! Orderly~

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I once had a mirror like that and a matching bindle

Top Cunt
Top Cunt
1 year ago

Get your chain wallet ready

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago
Reply to  Top Cunt

Is a 100 lb Pitbull big enough? If so, if it’s wearing a flat brim ball cap can it be mayor of Huntington Beach?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Top Cunt

Wait what?! Never took it off!
Xox


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