Surf City, USA!
The surfing component of the ’28 Olympics was always going to be, and let’s just be very frank and to the point, a bummer. Host city Los Angeles, while wonderful, does not possess an overseas collectivity in the South Pacific and, thus, was going to have to send international heroes and heroines out in mediocre waves. While a few dreamers floated Kelly Slater’s magical Surf Ranch, three hours north, as a possible site, the International Surfing Association’s Fernando Aguerre has been decidedly anti-tub.
And so Lower Trestles and Huntington Beach emerged as favorites, both regularly hosting professional surfing events. But which of the two will win? An insider very close to the lever of Olympic surfing power has shared Huntington Beach is the current favorite.
The “challenge for Trestles,” the source shared, “is the Olympic ‘village,’ or mini tent city headquarters that goes up for two months and would take up limited space in the parking lot at the state park.” Huntington Beach, of course, has ample space for a tent city headquarters, anti-LGBTQ parade route and stage for a NOFX and Friends concert series.
Surf City, USA.
But do you imagine that the non-surfing Olympic fan, having experienced the glories of Teahupo’o during the ’24 Games, will thrill just as much for the Huntington Hop or will he/she claw at eyeballs whilst quickly changing the channel to the lawn dart event?
Also, will there be one of Huntington Beach’s famed surf-induced riots?
Much to ponder.
No chance it’s at HB. The Olympic committee will scoff at that idea and spew it out the discussion. Where’s the guarantee, after the near disaster at the best arena on Earth in Tahiti. It will be in the Pool in LA28. In a brand new construction alongside other mega developments in the Palisades no doubt.
it all started here…
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I’d suggest the bong hits, with weed from a $5 4 finger bag, before this was created is where it all started
shots fired at Doheny. stop.
Ok, maybe add some hash to the pipe?
serving sandwiches tonight, whatu ytds ur order?pbb&jelly!
I had a Doheny Dawg
considering the most venerated photo moment of the entire 2024 event was Gabes flying kick out, does it matter where they hold it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0
I heard the Gaza Riviera!
Xox
Mara Gaza Lago
tariff my ass off!..\
open the vault! geraldo..
They might be able to host it in Panama soon
fuckenaye. – fuckennay *yea or nay
The homeless can airBnB their tents to the Olympic committee.
Olympics supporting local communities.
Now you’re talking. Somewhere in Mexico
I am pretty sure NOFX hung it up last year. Sure hope so. I went to one of there shows a couple years ago. We left early.
I heard they suck live.
They do. I personally never liked NOFX that much. Luckily they went on last. So got through the bands we wanted to see like strung out, lagwagon, decendents, Pennywise, ect then peaced out.
Obviously had an FX on you…
Surfing in the Olympics again.
A travesty.
A mockery of the lifestyle.
I will go to the mat arguing Kelly’s Lemoore tank is the right venue for Olympic surfing. That’s the only thing that it’s right for. Far better choice than Huntington Beach.
100%.
The tub works for international surfing. Although, Wouldn’t want to be from Barbados or France and have to surf against people like Gabe and Ítalo who, by then , would have 10+ years of competitive tub experience.
Why don’t they re-use the cruise ship/ village they used in Tahiti, pull that bitch right into Dana Point Harbor
or Oceanside or Newport or Hueneme or Goleta or Santa Cruz or Half Moon Bay or Sacramento Delta…
Trestles: “Not enough room for the LGBTQ+ tent.”
HB: “Plenty of room for the parade and the anti-parade.”
And the celebration that will follow the finals:
bunch of fools
all cardinal red sinner’s day periodic march…
lol … as if Elon wasn’t actually the one who will decide where it happens
Move over bill gates, theres a new sheriff in town
Sucks they can’t do a mobile event. If they had a decent swell holding it at Malibu would be really cool.
Why can’t they?
The article talks about needed tents up for weeks. Probably for broadcast and judging.
Think of all those virgin surf viewers tuning in, only to tune out 30 seconds later, bored already by all that bounce and hop in knee high waves. That’s a lot of potential surfers put off, hopefully, for life.
That’s the dream
gonna have to ship all the fentanyl zombies and other addicts that haunt Main street through the pierbowl area off to somewhere else to accommodate that.
These are rookie numbers. Can you imagine the levels of misery in 2028 after 3 years of these goons? Maybe Huntington will start black bagging and white vanning them all soon.
They better be careful as the memory of Ronnie G has surely escaped them
southern baptists are still floating floyd’s head in a punch bowl…SHAME~
Those same Southern Baptists that stumble to church hungover on Sundays to repent for their weekly sins?
human trafficers and racists and brisket w/ hot sauce~left-over ribs?
My guess is Trump will save them all by then and they’ll be productive members of Trump’s new order or at least they’ll all be adorned in MAGA hats so we can properly identify them.
HB City Council Leading the way………….
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I think I saw a few of them pushing carts in front of the Aloha last summer
retired enviro consultants recycling. stayin low;
original surf city before the hippies…
Always believe the anonymous BG insider, aka Chad’s mirror.
I think it’s either his hot Pilates instructor or his Mexican maid.
I didn’t know David Lee Scales taught pilates.
He is banging them all?!
Respect!!!
Xox
In reality, Chad just doesn’t want to admit that he read it on the Surfer Magazine zombie website. Only idiot in the world that wants it at Huntington is Quinoa Itchiscratchy.
pier fishing permitted!
With a massive shark hook as long you’re allowed to snag Quinoa.
earthquake in San Fran…EVACUATE THE ENTIRE COAST! Orderly~
I once had a mirror like that and a matching bindle
Get your chain wallet ready
Is a 100 lb Pitbull big enough? If so, if it’s wearing a flat brim ball cap can it be mayor of Huntington Beach?
Wait what?! Never took it off!
Xox