San Diego (left) and Orange (right) fight over Lowers.
San Diego (left) and Orange (right) fight over Lowers.

San Diego and Orange Counties in bitter paternity feud over Lower Trestles after Olympic announcement

War of the Broses.

Surfers found themselves sharply divided, yesterday, after the Los Angeles Olympic Organizing Committee announced that Lower Trestles would host the surfing portion of the 2028 Games. Initial relief that we would all be spared Italo Ferreira performing the Huntington Hop was quickly replaced by pitched camps of those shrugging and those kinda mad.

Adding to the bitter cacophony, San Diego and Orange Counties re-ignited the bitter paternity feud over Lowers, both claiming ownership.

Fox 5 San Diego celebrated the announcement with the headline “Popular beach in San Diego County to host surfing the 2028 Summer Olympics” and chimed:

All eyes will be on San Diego County’s coastline this summer! LA28 recently announced a popular state beach located in North County will set the stage for surfing during the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.

Trestles Beach, which is part of San Onofre State Beach, has been announced as the host venue for surfing during the Olympic Games.

The North County beach attracts millions of visitors each year, with Trestles being especially popular with surfers due to its consistent waves.

The Orange County Register, meanwhile, parried with “Olympic spotlight will once again shine on Orange County” and “LA28 Olympic surfing set for Lower Trestles, south of San Clemente” though both were paywalled.

Now, as far as the letter of the law goes, “Trestles Beach” is technically mostly in San Diego County but when factoring in the spirit of the law, Orange County’s San Clemente is the nearest town and San Clementines make up most its locals.

But do you have a preferred horse in this race?

A favored papa?

Please share.

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Israeli surfer in national dress strolls the streets of Male in the Maldives.
Israeli surfer in national dress strolls the streets of Male in the Maldives.

Maldives slams door on Israeli Surfers in “resolute solidarity” with Palestinians

While it might appear, superficially, like a paradise, it don’t mean the Maldives ain’t hardline.

Shortly after four thousand Hamas commandoes and two thousand hooting Gazan civilians began a day of butchery in Israel in October 7, 2023, calls began in the Maldives for an immediate ban on Israelis in that strictly Sunni Muslim island chain. 

Barely had the limbs of the slaughtered stopped twitching before an open letter was posted by the Maldives Bodyboarding Association. 

“Maldives Bodyboarding Association and the entire surf community strongly condemn and demand an end to the inhumane and unjust actions carried out by Israel against Palestinians.

“We request that the Maldivian government enforce a ban on the entry of Israelis to the Maldives. We also ask the government to continue any efforts aimed at stopping the inhumane actions of Israel and showing solidarity with the Palestinians. We call on the Maldivian government to assist the Palestinians in any way they can.”

While it might appear, superficially, like a paradise, it don’t mean the Maldives ain’t hardline.

The Maldives bans any public practice of any religion other than Sunni Islam, Shia not cool here, and if you ain’t Sunni Muslim, you can’t be a citizen. Decide to quit being a Sunni Muslim and you face the death penalty for apostasy.

A little aside here: The Sunnis and Shia split in 632 AD after Muhammad’s death over who should lead Islam. Sunnis, most Muslims, say leaders should be picked by the community. They follow the Prophet’s teachings and trust elected successors. Shias, a smaller group, believe leaders must come from Muhammad’s family, starting with his cousin Ali.

Cue 1400 years of tension and war.

When ISIS was still big news, the Maldives gained “prominence as a haven for jihadist recruitment” as locals streamed into Iraq and Syria to join the big boys of the Jihadist game.

(Read, Losing a Paradise to Terrorism.)

Eighteen months after October 7, the government has finally passed a law banning Israeli passport holders from entering the country.

President Mohamed Muizzu’s office said the decision underscores the government’s strong stance against what it describes as the ongoing violence and genocide perpetrated by Israel against Palestinians. 

A spokesperson for the president told AFP that the ban is effective immediately.

The law specifies that entry to the Maldives with an Israeli passport is prohibited until “Israel’s inhumane actions against Palestinians, ongoing since October 7, 2023, cease.”

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Breaking: Lowers selected as site for LA28 Olympic surfing!

"Trestles Beach, located along the Pacific coast in San Clemente, is one of the world’s premier surfing destinations."

And there, it appears, we have it. Directly after surfing’s much ballyhooed appearance in the Paris Olympiad, just last summer, with our surfing heroes and heroines halfway around the world in Tahiti, attention turned to where the next host, Los Angeles, would stage the “Sport of Kings.”

There were early whispers that Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, up in Lemoore, would be a fine spot seeing that it could be scheduled though International Surfing Association chief Fernando Aguerre was very much opposed to mechanical waves. Huntington Beach and Lower Trestles then entered the chat, with many thinking Surf City, USA had a leg up due the fact it could host many more spectators than Lowers.

Well, it appears those many were wrong as, today, San Clemente’s jewel is listed as the venue for LA28 on the official Los Angeles Olympic portal.

No additional information is given, other than renaming it “Trestles Beach” and sharing, “Trestles Beach, located along the Pacific coast in San Clemente, is one of the world’s premier surfing destinations. Known for its consistent waves and natural beauty, it will provide a world-class setting for Surfing at the 2028 Games, continuing Southern California’s rich surf culture.”

Do you have thoughts?

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Red, white and blue (as in Australian slang for fight).
Red, white and blue (as in Australian slang for fight).

USA Surfing savages US Ski and Snowboard as war over Olympics turns hot!

"USSS already manages 10 winter sports and has no surf competition infrastructure, and no dedicated surf coaches."

Olympic surfing, as you may or may not know, will be with us for the foreseeable future. The “Sport of Kings” made its five-ringed debut in Tokyo Games some four years ago. Those were the Covid years of our lives and so the Olympics was conducted in 2021, not 2020 as scheduled, there were no spectators, everyone wore masks and Australia’s Owen Wright won bronze. The show was reprised for the Paris Games, in 2024, this time at Teahupo’o with Jack Robinson taking silver. It will be held again in Los Angeles for 2028 and also Brisbane, Australia 2032.

Thus far, USA Surfing has not been involved.

Olympic disciplines, as you may or may not care, each require a national governing body in order to make the rules of who gets to represent country, provide logistics, make championships etc. USA Surfing was once in charge but lost its certification in 2021 when audits revealed shenanigans such as lack of financial oversight, failure to complete financial audits and other such naughties.

After cleaning up its act, USA Surfing reapplied to take the reins but, alas, a challenger arose in the form of US Ski and Snowboard which just so happens to be led by former World Surf League CEO Sophie Goldschmidt.

Well, hours ago the cold civil war turned hot with USA Surfing unleashing a blistering letter savaging its wintery brethren. After burnishing bonafides, claiming the support of the International Surfing Association, World Surf League and Surf Industry Manufacturers Association, the organization lit right in with an encyclical titled Surf Community Rallies Behind Strong, Surf-Centered NGB Application:

In an unprecedented move, U.S. Ski & Snowboard (USSS)—a winter sports NGB with no history governing surfing—has also applied to take over Olympic surfing governance. USSS already manages 10 winter sports and has no surf competition infrastructure, and no dedicated surf coaches.

At a time when other countries are doubling down on investments in surfing, the U.S. is heading in the opposite direction—not only disinvesting, but undermining the very talent pipeline that contributed to back-to-back Olympic gold medals and supports the growth of emerging Olympic and Paralympic surf disciplines.

USA Surfing looks forward to U.S. Ski’s public hearing April 15 and welcome continued public review of both applications.

How does U.S. Ski plan to reconcile their application with the Ted Stevens Act and Olympic Charter requirements that a certified NGB must be recognized by the international federation and serve the full interest of the sport and its athletes?

USA Surfing never wanted to be in an adversarial position with another Olympic sport. It serves neither of us—nor the Olympic and Paralympic movement—well. We acknowledge U.S. Ski & Snowboard’s athletes’ tradition of excellence, and their organizational capacity. We ask only for the same respect in return—for the surfers, the coaches, the community and culture.

In the end, this is bigger than any one application. USA Surfing is hopeful that the final outcome will protect athlete pathways of development, elevate surfing, and follow the Olympic Charter’s vision for unity, excellence, and fair play.

No dedicated surf coaches? What’s the world coming to?

In all seriousness, though, is the support of the ISA, WSL and SIMA really a plus?

Count me with US Ski and Snowboard.

Team Goldschmidt.

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Kai Lenny and best friend Mark Zuckerberg.
"He is a champion because he has the biggest social media network and is arguably one of the most powerful humans on Earth. He can control communication and knowledge and all these sort of things," says Kai Lenny.

Kai Lenny reveals backlash from friendship with “socially awkward” Mark Zuckerberg

“People were writing me off and giving me grief.”

New Yorker Justin Jay is a master portraitist who works with a Nikon film camera, an ancient manual-focus 35mm prime affixed to the beak, and made his name shooting superstars like P.Diddy, pre-incarceration, Jay Z and Outkast. 

A few years back he released an epic hard-cover book of a decade shooting the North Shore. My favourite photo in the lavish tome was this image of Dane Reynolds, excluded from a Bruce Irons make-out session at a North Shore party.

Dane Reynolds excluded from make-out session.
Dane Reynolds excluded from make-out session.

Lately, he has pivoted into podcasting with his show The Plug, with guests including the band MGMT, Tony Hawk, Devendra Banhart, Brian Austin Green and a smattering of surfers and skaters like Mick Fanning and Nathan Florence. 

His latest episode stars Kai Lenny, who almost died last year and only one week after the fairytale election of a devil-may-care, dare-to-dream businessman to the highest office in the land. 

Lenny, who is thirty two, was surfing his foil-board in Maui when he “wiped out” after a back-flip attempt and the board’s hydro-foil slashed his chest, dagger style, and perilously close to his heart.

Of all the things we might remember Kai Lenny for, it’s his friendship with Mark Zuckerberg that excites the most.

Lenny has been described as Robin to Mark Zuckerberg’s Batman and in this episode of The Plug Lenny dives into the minutiae of a beautiful friendship. 

Jay talks about how “notoriously protective” and “catty” surfers can be towards people perceived as outsiders. He references the great Jonah Hill, who took his hazing very well, and pivots into Lenny and Zuck’s strictly platonic friendship.

Excerpts:

“His awkwardness definitely makes people assume things and by hanging out with him I got to know who he really was and he’s actually a really good athlete, surprisingly. He’d run six miles every morning, he’s been doing rowing since college days, you know he runs the biggest social media network on the planet, and I don’t know enough about coding and all the stuff that he really does to make a judgment of that. I think it’s impossible to make everybody happy. But what I know from just hanging out with him personally, it never felt weird at all. I have a lot of respect for anybody who puts themself you know outside their comfort zone and wants to learn something new.”

“Regardless of who you are, i you are one of the top three wealthiest people on the planet everyone wants to tear you down. Everyone praises Michael Jordan or even Kelly Slater, but at the time, when they were at their peak of their powers, everyone’s trying to tear them down, bring them down. And that’s just the nature of being a champion. And in his case, he is a champion because he has the biggest social media network and is arguably one of the most powerful humans on Earth. He can control communication and knowledge and all these sort of things.”

“People were writing me off and giving me grief. But I was, like, this is such a sick opportunity to literally meet maybe one of the most powerful people. What he does with that power over time only history can judge it. I’ve always felt it’s pretty unique opportunity when someone that is so influential across the entire globe wants to meet you. It’s always worth seeing them. You don’t have to disagree with everything. A lot of times people that are at these high positions are expected to be perfect and no one’s perfect…I would be willing to meet any one of our US presidents, even if I didn’t vote for them.”

Essential.

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