Watch as Kai Lenny, Robin to Mark Zuckerberg’s Batman, gets monster barrel of his young life at the “world’s fastest right!”

Screaming!

Again, the weekend swell that bashed southern facing shores along the Hawaiian Island chain has not disappointed, no not at all. There have been weddings destroyed, two-story condominiums ravaged and mythical waves coming to life.

But had you heard of Maalaea? Freight Trains? The “world’s fastest breaking right?”

I had.

My bank robbing Cousin Dan (buy here), in fact, told me about it during a family reunion on Maui some 30-odd years ago. He pointed out to a harbor near Kihei and said, “That, right there, is the world’s fastest breaking right.”

It wasn’t breaking at the time, though he and my Cousin Mikey tried to surf it. I was back on Maui, a decade or such, later and paddled it myself just to say that I had surfed the world’s fastest breaking right though it was very small.

Not big like the monster barrel of Kai Lenny’s young life.

Kai Lenny / Maalaea

Whoa.

Robin to Mark Zuckerberg’s Batman is moving as fast as I have ever seen someone move on a surfboard.

Speedy.

But don’t you think that Zuck and Kai should join up to fight crime outside of the metaverse? Zuck with his riches, albeit diminishing, and Lenny with his pluck?

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Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago

Probably dick draggers too

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Slo-mo sux…

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

+ lil’ Billy Kemper

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

A self absorbed heartless bitch.
Boo on Jenny.

Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago
Reply to  astro

You try devote your life to a mentally inferior lucky desperado and see if you don’t run away to drugs and misadventure.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Ya forgot to put Zuck’s cream face on Forrest

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago

When was the last time this wave was that good? 2005?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

But did ya’ll see Billy Kemper get smoked by a discarded lid? Sad.

https://www.instagram.com/p…

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

I was hoping he made the lid section. I wanted to see him hit the wave storm!

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Nobody in the parking lot told the wavetormer to stay at home?!?

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Would’ve been ideal, I agree.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
4 years ago

Looks a bit windy, prefer my cubicle.

Andy C
Andy C
4 years ago

Tail pad got so pitted

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago

have seen more exciting pov barrel iykwim…

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Could live with never seeing POV barrel footage ever again.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Shirley, the ‘fastest breaking right’ is a close-out?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Ashley, that’s true.

frank
frank
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

it all depends on your vector, Victor

Podunk
Podunk
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Ya like movies about gladiators?

commenter
commenter
4 years ago

I wonder what would happen if someone showed up with a ski and tried to tow it? Laird and Kai? Would they be shunned? Vibed? Ostracized. How far back could they take off?

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
4 years ago

He wasn’t back far enough. – The Couch Critic

watchtheclip
watchtheclip
4 years ago

Check the full clip to see the guy he burned who WAS deep enough.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

From my couch, it kind of looks like north point

snapper
snapper
4 years ago

Amazing! Wondering tho if those two swells in the 70’s that hit huge there that those guys, i.e., Sammy Hawk, Reno, Buttons, Fletcher, Kerbox, Owl Chapman, Bay Boi etc. might say and were taking off further back!?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  snapper

You can’t really make the wave from any deeper than they were. And they were taking off no where near as deep in the seventies on their single fins

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

All that for 3 seconds of tube time…should have been deeper.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

Is he testing out a new spray job for his 2023 quiver? Doesn’t look like a red bull can. A ton of good waves ridden that day not just by Kai. Pretty insane.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Thanks for posting this.
The real story should be the entire day’s sessions, not just Kai’s wave.

F Scott Fitzbarrelled
F Scott Fitzbarrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

That was sick. Epic rides. Thx for posting.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
4 years ago

as poison ivy is a climax to a veg eco-system, Kai clips on this session are the climax of the wave-riding eco-system…nothing can ease the eye burn…pure poison, scratching my eyes out…and loving it!


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