Filipe Toledo and the most overscored wave in history.
Filipe Toledo and "the most overscored wave in history."

Filipe Toledo’s Gold Coast Pro winning ride, “most overscored wave in surfing history!”

"ROBBED! Julian can hold his head high knowing this, what a heroic display of surfing."

In a rare switcharoo of roles, non-Brazilian surf fans have erupted after judges scored a two-turn ride of Filipe Toledo, a wave that would smash the fairytale comeback of Julian Wilson, a 9.07.

Toledo, who is the reigning world champ in waves two-and-a-half feet and under, snatched the small wave and delivered his peerless attack, lube and pussy juice shining in the bursts of sunlight on an otherwise gloomy afternoon.

 

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Shortly after the ride was published on the WSL’s Instagram account, surf fans began their tirade below the line.

“Most overscored wave in surfing history.”

“I thought I’d missed the first half of the ride when I saw the score. Great surfing but I’m bemused by the score.”

“Holy robbery.”

“100% ain’t no way this is a nine point ride. Rewatched it six times. Seven points at best.”

“No chance that was 9 you lemons.”

“iPad must’ve been upside down giving that a 9.”

“ROBBED! Julian can hold his head high knowing this, what a heroic display of surfing.”

Even the world’s most enduring surf journalist Nick Carroll, brother of the two-time world champ Tom Carroll and who we last saw on these pages one month ago when he was disappeared in a shock cull by Surfline, got into it.

“That’s Cooked the fantasy that one…”

How did you call it?

I believe those two turns were more guttural than anything else in the final and that wave deserved every last cent of that nine point oh seven. The judges were brave as anything to ignore the usual points for turns method of scoring and stroke it for all it was worth.

Does that make my gayness more real?

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Small-wave specialist Filipe Toledo crushes Julian Wilson fairytale at Gold Coast Pro

An explosive final!

The king of waves two-and-a-half-feet and under, Filipe Toledo, has squashed the fairytale comeback dream of Julian Wilson b winning the Gold Coast Pro in cute little runners at Burleigh Heads.

Daddy of two Toledo, who turned thirty one month back, proved to be unbeatable in waves built for his rock and cock show, his highlight a post-barrel alley-oop in his semi against Alejo Muniz.

The final was a repeat of the pair’s 2015 final at Snapper rocks, although the gap between the pair has narrowed considerably since Filipe made Julian look like he was surfing with a drogue attached to his fins.

Julian Wilson, who is thirty-six and coming off a five-year retirement, expressed considerable dissatisfaction at the wild numbers being thrown at Filipe’s rides although, at a distance, they seemed fair enough and, with seconds to go, Julian almost closed the gap with his final ride.

The win marks two-time world champ Toledo’s successful return to the tour after taking 2024 off following a phantom food poisoning that resulted in his withdrawal mid-event from that year’s Pipe contest. 

 

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Cheyne Magnusson, gone from PBSC.
"I come in and play the piano,” Cheyne explains of his role complementing the wave tech. “Give me a bunch of knobs to move water and I can make it sing.”

Wavepool pioneer Cheyne Magnusson exits trouble-prone Palm Springs Surf Club in hailstorm of recriminations

“Imagine putting six years of passion into something you loved and pioneered just to be told you have no value to it.”

The Hawaiian Cheyne Magnusson, who singlehandedly altered the course of aerial surfing at BSR cable park in Waco and who then took his considerable expertise to the Palm Springs Surf Club, has exited that building in a hailstorm of recriminations.

It was Magnusson’s pulling and manipulation of the levers who turned Waco, which would’ve been another crummy pool, into the best wedge anyone had seen anywhere.

“You know, the hard part that we’re facing at this juncture is that the people who develop these technologies, they’re brilliant, unbelievable engineers, hydrodynamics, aerospace, whatever, they’re really smart,” Magnusson, who is forty-two, told me a few years back. “They read a lot of books and so on. But then you have those guys colliding with us, people who’ve dedicated their lives to surfing. You can be the smartest person in the world and you can develop these machines but you need surfers, people who’ve looked at the ocean their whole lives, to know how to… move… the water.”

In another interview with BeachGrit he explained, I come in and play the piano. Give me a bunch of knobs to move water and I can make it sing.”

Earlier today, a bombshell from Magnusson when he announced that he’d been cut from the Palm Springs Surf Club team.

 

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Goodbye Palm Springs Surf Club. The ride has ended for me, kinda ended back in the fall when I think about it. Imagine putting 6 years of passion and dedication into something you loved and pioneered just to be told you have no value to it. One day, the real story of what went down here will be told, not today though. Despite that, I am still very proud of what we built. The real people who worked the day to day will always be the best thing I take from this experience.

The relationships are what matter. Seeing the stoke on people’s faces when they made their first slab was one of my favorite things, you could feel their energy in the tower! Proud of the **loyal** surf patrol guys and happy to pass on knowledge to them, those guys are hammers!

Proud of my wife, @_courtneymagnusson for everything she did to set her side up for success. Her dedication to her team and leadership is truly what made that place tick day in and day out. A big part of being so dedicated to this was so I could share the love of surfing with my daughters, sad about that not being there anymore. Word to the wise, be careful who you partner with. What’s next? Stay tuned the possibilities are endless…

A who’s who of surfing, including Jamie O’Brien, Mark Healey, Matt Biolos, Freddy Pattachia and BBC-cuckolding pioneer Pete Taras all joined in the comments to praise the Hawaiian for his skills etc.

The Palm Springs Surf Club has been mostly well-received, its wild take-off into barrel the sorta wave that’ll test anyone, but has been subject to multiple breakdowns.

BeachGrit’s Com Turren, no relation etc, visited twice. Hither and yon.

First visit: “After a 1.5 hour drive, I arrive to check in early and take inventory of the place. I am informed at check in that the wave machine is having issues and the pool can only run the intermediate A-Frame wave. No barrels for Com today, but that’s what I get for going into any surf session, pool or ocean, even so much as thinking about getting barreled. Such are the consequences of surf hubris.”

Second visit: “When I inquire about the wave setting applicable to the earlier sessions we are observing, YET AGAIN, barrel hubris strikes—there are no barreling waves at PSSC on offer today in any of the public sessions. This time, it is not a technical issue with the pumps like it was back in January. Instead, PSSC has presumably moved the goalposts in terms of what constitutes the “Advanced A-Frame,” a setting that was formerly described as follows:

“These slabby cylinders give surfers the option to pull in on the takeoff and come out in time to do one or two more turns if you are quick enough.”

“Now, it basically looks like the intermediate wave I surfed back in January with perhaps a touch more height and a touch more juice, but it is certainly not barreling.”

Vale Cheyne Magusson.

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Live Chat, Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro, Finals Day!

"I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button..."

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Santa Cruz surfer stabbed with ninja weapon after “surf etiquette dispute”

Surf rage with a twist.

A proper surf rage has not made the news for quite some time but, thankfully, the seal has been broken and we have a “surf etiquette dispute” in Santa Cruz involving a wanton display of ninja skills, a slow motion police chase, a belated trip to the hospital and a felony charge.

But let us not tarry, let us hot-foot to the parking fronting The Hook where the action went down. The Santa Cruz County Sheriff’s department shared that at around 10:00 am, two surfers became involved in a heated exchange. One them, later identified as Shannon Stanger, 58, allegedly became so incensed that he fetched his kubotan and stabbed his nemesis.

Now, the kubotan was developed by the karate master Takayuki Kubota in the 1960s. The cylinder, which looks like a ballpoint pen, is generally attached to a key ring. Where the pen’s tip should be, though, there is a pointy ouchy bit. When used correctly, it can cause pain to knuckles, forearms, bridge of the nose, shins, stomach, solar plexus, spine, temple, ribs, groin, neck, and eyes. Per experts, the kubotan is “usually held in either an icepick grip (for hammer fist strikes) or a forward grip (for stabbing, pressure point attacks, and seizing). Common uses include hardening the fist (fist load) for punching, attacking vulnerable parts of an assailant’s body, and gaining leverage on an assailant’s wrist, fingers, and joints. With keys attached, it can function as a flailing weapon. As a pressure point weapon, it can attack any point a finger can, but with greater penetration because of the smaller surface area at the ends.”

Well, Stanger flashed his oriental artistry then booked it. Police arrived and found the victim, who initially refused to go to the hospital but later did get some medical attention. They set out after Stanger, got their man and charged him with felony assault. As it turns out, restraining orders were filed against him and his martial verve in 2009, 2011, 2012 and 2013.

The preliminary hearing has been set for May 29.

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