"Happily shaking sand from his towel while wearing his signature aviator sunglasses and presidential baseball cap, before packing up."
Of all the very famous surfing spots in the world, I think we can agree that Malibu is in the top five and deservedly so. The right-handed point break just north of Los Angeles has gifted our community iconic films like How to Stuff a Wild Bikini, hit songs like Miley Cyrus’ Malibu, ultra-famous surfers like Miklos Dora and unforgettable moments like when Laird Hamilton shot the pier on a SUP.
It should come as no surprise, then, that Malibu is where former president Joe Biden decided to spend the Fourth of July weekend for his first independence day since leaving office.
The 82-year-old, it is reported, was visiting his son Hunter, the two dining at Nobu etc. after the no. 59 addressed a conference of human resources managers in San Diego the night before. “I do not want you to miss any important family obligations for work,” he told them. “There are moments we’ll never get back.”
On the beach itself, it is reported that Biden “struggled” to set up his beach chair, paparazzi snaps allegedly giving fuel to the conspiracy theories that ol’ Joe ain’t 100% right.
Other photos appear to show him “happily shaking sand from his towel while wearing his signature aviator sunglasses and presidential baseball cap, before packing up.”
That’s more like it.
That damn SUP abomination Laird unleashed on us😒
save your breath with obvious history lessons. I’m not on either side and you’d have realized that if you were as adept at close reading as you are at condescending diatribes.
you wrote a novella about a lying US administration –nothing new there but you nevertheless penned a big showboat post as though you just discovered it — and left out the biggest offender in history.
“Biden Was Clearly Enfeebled and Those Around Him Were Covering It Up!” by Gila Kuntol. what a scoop.
what I wrote is that lies told by Trump and parroted by his rogue’s gallery of has-beens is even more egregious than the puppet show we had under Biden. the decisions being made now by the US govt are widening the income gap, the equality gap, the justice gap — pick a gap — but you still wanna prattle on about Biden. catch up, Kuntol. there’s much bigger problems happening now.
the state couldn’t get any deeper or dishonest in this country currently, so what’s the point of singling out one president and his handlers but not the current serial offender who’s making more of a sham out of democracy, who traffics in more fabrications–with the support of a troupe of talentless, soulless, unelected court jesters–than anyone in history?
and right on cue, the MAGA clown chorus chimed in with the upvotes for your silly rant because they think Don the Con can do no wrong. you’re only as good as the company you keep.
and if you can’t enjoy a Mexican Coke now and then you’re even less fun that I thought.
I remember back when BG was surf adjacent? Seems long ago. Just adjacent now days.
conspicuously, you fail to call out the lies peddled by the current US mythmaker-in-chief (whose first term produced the term “alternative facts,” coined by one of his aides) and the mile-long conga line of official sycophants joining the chorus. the list of his patented untruths is just as lengthy, including the brazen false promise about no cuts to Medicaid, to take but a recently relevant example. other top 10 cock-and-bull stories spun out of thin air by the prevaricating head of state and incessantly echoed by conservative officialdom include: the stolen election, Jan 6, Obama’s birthplace, the size of inauguration crowds, the ending of multiple wars on day 1, all migrants are violent criminals, etc. Wikipedia went so far as to grace the executive fabricator with his own page: “False or misleading statements by Donald Trump.” WaPo even reported in Jan 2020 that the perjuring head of state uttered an average of 15 fibs a day. no small feat, that. so it’s pointless and — to use your word — bizarre to get your tit in a wringer about lies surrounding Biden’s mental unfitness. equivocation by presidents is standard political doublespeak–Don the Con just does it better ,and more often, than any other in history.
Corn pop sucked at his job, and literally everything he stood for back in the senate, he flipped stance once Obama started controlling him like the lil grain of rice from sausage party utopia.
Biden was a lie even in his sleep, which waz a lot
The lies about Biden’s health are the reason why we have Trump II.
not really sure how conspicuous it is, when the story is about Biden and there is not one word about President Trump.
you must be sobbing into your momma’s breast and drinking yourself to sleep every night at how many successes President Trump has had in 6 months.
Why momma, whyyyyyy? boohooohoooo boohoo
MAGA………WINNING!!!
HA HA HA
please name the successes that you believe DT has accomplished?
All of Western society’s governments on the same playbook it seems.
a man of the people:
on the busiest beach day in America, Joe decides to take his motorcade (which shuts down roads), drive down the the most congested part of PCH to shut down a beach on 4th of July.
reminds me of the time Obama decide to take he and his family to a play at Blaisedale (across from Ala Moana Center on Christmas Eve afternoon. snarled traffic for hours. dick!
funniest thing was watching Joe try to pick up towels, Jill totally annoyed at his aged attempts……..and then he picks one up and shakes it, totally sand storming Jill.
HAHAHA
she looked like she wanted to punch him.
Good thing she’s a doctor
You think Trump’s bone spurs ever healed?
“Both Trump and Biden came of age during the Vietnam War era, when males 18 and older were eligible to be drafted into military service, but both obtained multiple draft deferments that kept them out of the war. As we have reported elsewhere, Biden received five student deferments because he was attending college, and was ultimately disqualified from military service except in a time of war or national emergency for medical reasons (he suffered from asthma).
Similarly, Trump received four student deferments, then was disqualified from serving except in a time of war or national emergency after a medical examination found he had bone spurs in both heels.”
How you doin?
ah don , couldn’t remember which foot had bone spurs and in 2015 when a young lady reporter , asked him how painful were the bone spurs, he replied really really apinful , but when asked which heel…..ah he couldn’t remember…but at that time he was active in baseball and squash….facts?
All good here! Luckily my hometown not yet dealing with a climate change event despite Trump cutting everything related to weather reporting and climate change research, unlike Texas and NC who are currently fucked because of the same. The irony is all the red state rubes are paying for their brainwashed votes in real time, especially once they lose Medicaid coverage. Feeling we need some new ones:
WWJH? (Who would Jesus heal?)
WWJD? (Who would Jesus deport?)
WWJLT? (Who would Jesus lie to?)
I guess it’d be entertaining, if real lives and whole ecosystems weren’t at stake.
I often humor you and kind of brush off your idiocy, but blaming President Trump for loss of life in Texas is pretty disgusting, even for you.
“The NWS office responsible for that region had five staffers on duty as thunderstorms formed over Texas Thursday evening, the usual number for an overnight shift when severe weather is expected. Current and former NWS officials defended the agency, pointing to urgent flash flood warnings issued in the pre-dawn hours before the river rose.”~PBS
The NWS was not understaffed, and flash flood warnings were issued well in advance. If the NWS issued the wrong forecast, that would be on the revered meteorlogists that so often tout in your global warming fear mongering. Flood warning were also issued in NC, due to a tropical storm….which usually bring heavy rainfall.
What about NC udder Biden, you gonna blame Biden for the floods?
next, I find it absolutely hypocritical that you so often quote/misquote the bible that you don’t believe in and query “what would Jesus do”, whom you don’t believe existed….and don’t believe in his teachings.
please go to your bathroom, extend your index finger up the middle of your forehead and your thumb horizontal across your brow. Now, look in the mirror and say to yourself: Self, you are such a fucking lah-hooooo—–ah-sah-herrrrrr!!
Hey Mr. Unhappy! I think you lost sight of the whole genre of this stupendous Chas Smith piece, which was entirely designed to get all of us ranting at one another down below so BG could get some clicks going to raise a bit of revenue. Apologies for playing along. However, I see it’s your time of month. I also am a little surprised about how you already know so much about my morning routine, but you missed the part where I put those fingers in my bumhole first. Party on, Wayne!
Malibu residents were probably stoked he cut beach crowds.
Also in college my car got towed because Dubya had to change his motorcade route with 12 hour notice. Lost out on a good internship because I was late for an interview. But if you ask me to list all the reasons why I think that guy sucks that would never come up.
Dubya and Dumber
If you actually wanted beachgrit readers to get annoyed about us govt vip security you should have cited Obama kicking everyone out of the water so he could bodysurf at sandy beach.
….and taking he and a bunch of his crooked buddies to Hanauma Bay, on the one day that it’s closed for “refurbishment and revival of the reef”…..or getting the Hawaiian family who had the lease on the ranch above his Nalo house, kicked out. Obama’s an elitist jerk
Hey G I could tell you true stories all day about the things you mentioned. Especially all the sordid stories of Barry and his Punahou best friend’s well-connected father’s crooked connections within the corrupt Hawaii Democratic old-boy club. Titty’s father was also a long term state judge who ran interference for Barry and Titty-boy back when they kept getting busted at Punahou. Not to mention Titty-boy’s current continuing criminal exploits. I’ve told other true-Barry stories here before if anyone was paying attention.
The Correa’s getting the boot off their Hawaiian homestead land was another corrupt Hawaii state insider job because it was well known that Obama and his Chicago cronies wanted the neighboring beachside land without being encumbered by some Kuliouou/Waimanalo Hawaiians living next door on Hawaiian land. It was further tragic when Nowlin passed away the following year after the eviction in 2014.
But what you failed to mention was the wholly undeserved, unjustified and bald-faced crook environmental exemptions that Barry and Co received and continue to receive for the damaging seawalls and new construction at their beachfront property. The corrupt in-your-face machinations of Barry in concert with our corrupt Hawaii politicians and state agencies is simply stunning in its scope.
Sophie Cocke at the SA and ProPublica wrote articles in 2020 detailing https://www.propublica.org/article/oceanfront-property-tied-to-obama-granted-exemption-from-hawaiis-environmental-laws . And another excellent report at https://www.propublica.org/article/obama-and-the-beach-house-loopholes
Barry told me directly, more than once, that he just hated Hawaii and he knew that Hawaiians hated Pōpolos. He always had a huge chip on his shoulder and he certainly had already perfected his victim mentality syndrome. He lived in Hawaii less than 10 years and he left right after high school in 1979 and never came back until after his election. But he still has our state sucking his dick and parting the seas every time he shows up here always wanting attention and demanding favors. He very rarely, if ever, “bodysurfed” Sandys cause the few times he was there with Bobby Tits they were in Titty’s VW bug, chopping lines, checking their mirrors and hiding out in the parking lot. You calling him an “elitist jerk” is being much too kind. He is, and always was, a top shelf fuckwad, albeit a pompously eloquent one.
100% spot on. public school rat myself, but know a lot of the stories about Barry, his druggie pals, Gay Ray, and his gramps ties with the corrupt dems and the Crombie Hobbit. you sound much more knowledgeable and closer to the situation than I am, but knowing some people who knew Barry and his brother in law has given me a small buit of insight.
So sad what happened to the Correa’s. such good people who were doing Gods work at The Ranch. Coltons little farm was a daily stop for us driving my kid home from school. Heartbreaking. completely destroyed Nowlin. Infuriated me when that happened. Hawaiian and the Nalo community got screwed by Barry.
sure you and I could talk story for hours about all the cronyism and corruption that happens in this state……but bottom line is Barry’s one of the biggest dirtbags to ever disgrace Hawaii.
Conspiracy theories? You’re takin “Cinspiracy Theories”??? Come on man. A conspiracy theory is that we didn’t land on the moon or that the FBI killed JFK. Biden being a vegetable has been plainly obvious for four years at minimum. Obvious to anyone’s eyes and a “Conspiracy Theory” are two very different things. Now get me a HamSammish.
What about pastrami ?
King of the cured meats…
Thank You For Your Service Mr. President. Now we have this…
“They wouldn’t vote only because they hate Trump, but I hate them, too, you know?” Trump said, referring to Democrats who voted against his “Big Beautiful Bill,”
“I really do. I hate them. I cannot stand them, because I really believe they hate our country.”
Said on the 25oth anniversary of America’s independence no less.
“Folks, i can tell you, ive known 8 presidents, 3 intimately.”
Joseph Biden
249th
Only 36% of Democrats are “extremely” or “very proud” to be American.
And judging the rhetoric that spews forth from Dem Congressional members, I’m sure that % is even lower.
Trump is right.
Potus saying he hates democrats or 1/2 the country on a day that is supposed to unite us is not right.
Care to comment on the shit ton of X/Twitter posts from Dem Congressional members and their most ardent supporters attacking Trump on the 4th of July. Not just attacking Trump, but more than 1/2 the Country that voted for him and the policy agendas he is implementing.
Yeah but he’s the President. It’s not very, what’s the word, United
One could say it’s almost deplorable. Remember the field day the right had on Hillary for speaking some truth?
She was Trumps biggest asset!!
He even donated to her campaigns. You all have been hoodwinked by the biggest conman. That the grift is based on racism, homophobia, hatred of the earth, and misogyny says a lot about all of you who’ve been conned.
Nope.
Yay , unite with Trantifa!!
Hey Ads some funny AF writing by you over there at SN.
And I’m liking how you guys double down on that dorky oddball knob John Semen Callaham.
Haha thanks Huli glad you enjoyed
Speaking of policy agendas, I wonder how the Texans who voted for Trump who have been affected by the floods after National Weather Service predicted just a few inches of rain feel about the massive DOGE cuts to that agency.
Probably similar to how the fine folks of Asheville felt knowing how they were treated by the Biden administration during their time of need.
You mean after Biden asked Congress for $100 billion in disaster relief for Asheville and the House GOP rejected it? Why on earth would Biden do something that terrible?!
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/me/maine/news/2024/12/05/house-freedom-caucus-president-biden-president-elect-trump-disaster-relief-hurricane-hurricanes-milton-helene
Now counselor should we dig deeper into what was in that $100b package and or course the date of the request?
Look at you, using the death of children as a political cudgel. The Guadalupe River valley gets flooded often, just not to the extent it was in the dark early morning hours of 7/4. Flash floods are called that for a reason. Warnings about the incoming weather were given 3 hours beforehand. A tragedy unfolded, and while you, a sorry ghoul, plays handholding with the devil for gotcha points, you fail to see that government can’t prevent tragedies from happening. While families come to terms with young lives lost too soon, perhaps you Com should just shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking crap. Sit this one out. And stop being such an asshole
Well, government officials in Texas beg to differ re: your inability of the government to forewarn against tragedies cop out.
https://archive.is/mjsVV
I said prevent, not forewarn. And warnings were given. I don’t click on random links, feel free to copy and paste.
This is all so confusing as I just put away my No Kings paraphernalia and realized that July 4th is also a No Kings celebration.
1/2 the country? by your maths there are only 518 people in the country.
“Democrats who voted against his “Big Beautiful Bill,”, so about 212 congresspersons, and 47 senators.
Will those Dems be deported?
should be a trade-in program.
Used Dems for new immigrant imports
funny how many uber libs self deported when Diddy got arrested.
We had a spirited debate last night around the current dynamics tied to “my illegals” who clean my house, lay bricks, pour concrete and stucco my house, etc are ok BUT “Your illegals” must go!!
As for the militant Dems…oh never mind!
thankfully, my wife, our children and I clean our own house….and when we need brick laying, concrete poured or anything that requires more than I can handle, we hire local.
I framed houses through HS and college and still do some work myself like remodeling bathrooms. That said, my college roommate and I just discussed the stealth tax(medical costs) we incur due to certain contractors who set up LLCs(or just cash customer checks at the bank), undercut taxpaying contractor’s pricing, while receiving all compensation via 1099s or checks thereby avoiding paying taxes while enjoying the benefits and services the US taxpayers provide them. So we are left to wonder what the solution might be to resolve this problem…
Nah, government run grocery stores need government workers
BRUTAL!!!
No projection there either…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Joe is the fire marshal of Malibu
I need new conspiracy theories cause all my old ones keep turning out to be truth.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
That’s included in the gift bag along with $1000 for illegals that self deport
And your Trump daddy T-Shirt that you can wear to your flat earth society meetings! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
I can with confidence say that you’re probably the only human I interact with (albeit anonymously) that self pleasures to snuff videos of brown skinned people.
how can you use “can with confidence” and “probably” in the same sentence and actually expect to be taken seriously?
I expect to be taken as seriously as the entire BG enterprise, Otto. Sorry if you still think this is real life down here/on here.
stop playing with dolls DHMF.
the SS will end up having to pay you a visit https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1941572769663291654
Nothing like a Commander-In-Chief that hawks silly t-shirts, bibles made in China and 250$ shitty cologne!!!
Your Daddy!
Trump makes way, way, way, WAYYYY more fucking money suing CNN, CBS and every other legacy media hack outfit for defamation, and election interference. The latest from CBS/60 Minutes for what will amount to North of $30 million will be nice funding for Trump’s Presidential Library.
trolling t-shirts are the funniest. Getting the Secretary General of NATO to publicly call you “Daddy” is off the charts fucking funny awesome power.
Makes money suing people. Sure sign of a quality human being there.
The fact that you worship someone like that , well that’s a whole other level of Cuckoldship. Good for you kook.
Courts are where Dems wage war against policies the majority of Americans want. And they lose. Over and over again.
Courts are also where news media has finally been forced to shell out millions, fucking millions, to answer for their wrongs. You think they just give away millions away to the one man they hate the most without realizing he got the best of them, and is just getting started reversing their grip on news media?
Sounds like you spend a lot of time paying attention to all that stuff. Slap some Trump cologne on, crawl out of your basements and tru and get laid for once . It could do you good. Even if you have to pay for it..
You seen any illegal brown people lately? Let me know. There’s an App for that .
You just need some Trump cologne!
Only 250$ and you won’t smell like bad conspiracy theories anymore !
Houshmand: 2, Kolohe: 0
Ouch!!!!!!!
Cole Ouchmand
jewish space lasers?