Sexy senior, 67, wanted by Honolulu PD revealed to be child surf star

“Ken Morrow, a fine youngster and a surfer who will one day handle the heavies…”

The sexy senior surfer market is getting wildly crowded, what with sixty-year-old ageless surf god turned powerlifter Shane Dorian and Laird Hamilton, a few summers shy of seventy, turning heads with their sunburned torsos and wearing little shorts that hug the behind and the crotch where the cloth bulges with a devastating intrigue.

A new player on the scene is Ken Morrow, who is sixty seven, and whom we met yesterday as the hottie currently wanted by the Honolulu PD for “dangerous dog offences”. 

Kenny Morrow fell into the the Hot Felon cultural phenom, started a doz years back when a mug shot of Jeremy Meeks landed on the Stockton, California Police Department’s Facebook page.

Obvs, the public lost its mind over Kenny’s ageless looks. 

U lookin’ good king. 

Damn. He’s 67????

I guess the secret to youthfulness is kicking dogs

Bro has the genetics of god

What’s his skin care routine?

Anyway turns out ol Kenny Morrow is a child surf star. As reported in 1967.

Pick of the Hot Young Crop — Ken Morrow
By Ron Haworth

Age 8 / From Hawaii / Rides a Phil Edwards Surfboard

When someone mentions to bantam-sized Ken Morrow that the surf’s overhead, he’s generalizing in the four to five foot category, because Ken’s tow head nudges the tape measure smack between those dimensions: and he weighs in at a hot dogging 75 pounds after a breakfast of Wheaties. But if spirit and a love of surfing make a future champion, Ken Morrow’s name will become one to be admired.

Last December Ken surprised everyone when he entered the Makaha Championships. Eight-year-old kids just don’t calmly decide to go after the big prize where the surf can easily be overhead to a giraffe. But game-hearted Ken did, and in so doing became the youngest Makaha entry in its fourteen-year history.

Like all challengers, Ken went into training. Many days prior to the meet his dad drove him to Makaha in the dawn’s wee hours so he could practice in waves ranging to seven feet. It gave Ken on-the-spot training, and also the opportunity to converse with another surfer sharing the sunrise — Buffalo Keaulana — a veteran campaigner.

Ken’s first trophy came in July in the Kuhio Beach Junior Surfing Championships. But even here Ken was too young. He had to surf against older boys in the 9 to 11 age group. But he finished second in his heat and fourth in the finals.

Ken is a member of the Windansea Surf Club, and is one of the lucky few slated to make their November surf safari through the South Pacific.

Such a trip is bound to be a thrill in his young life, but whether it’ll prove a bigger one than the charge he got when Fred Hemmings paddled by him at Makaha and said “Hi, Champ,” is to be seen. The greeting so shook Ken he paddled all the way in to the beach to hoot to his friends that the great Hemmings remembered him from December.

It appears Hawaii has another star poised in the wings in Ken, a fine youngster and a surfer who will one day handle the heavies with the same force and skill as his hero, Fred Hemmings.

Who’s your fav sexy senior? Laird, Doz or Kenny? And does ol man KS, almost sixty hisself, demand inclusion or no?