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🔴 LIVE - Outerknown Tahiti Pro presented by I-SEA 2026 - Day 3 - Championship Tour
Live Chat Day 3 of the Tahiti Pro
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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I need me up some Ella Langley.. anyway ..
Please Flick stop reading the grit and open up the Fantasy Wardrobe again. Dress up as Sid Vicious for tomorrows call.
We are all just one Colapinto. Praise be.
Where’s secret agent free/longy/tom tom?
There’s definitely a quid to be made writing a book about the correct pronunciation of… I’m not even gonna try… that place… agin’
A poddy or vlog would be even better, the slobbering, slathering, blathering accents and sylable emphasis and gaps pronunciations would be epic! Go longy/free/tom tom before stupe’ n the swillnuts beat ya too it…
Do yous reckon Kelly is dirty on not winning the esky? Cunts that tight and apparently they go pretty good on FB marketplace
Hahaha for sure. He’d be d m ing crew saying ” meh I’ll get another one tomorrow “
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Whats the cunt gunna put in it? His ego wont squeeze in there. Maybe put Filipe in it & chuck him over the falls on a 10 footer. Be like that Niagara Falls cunt.
For Sure he doesnt drink beer . Maybe some of mom’s deliciois home-made lemonade?
She Is the worst, the mean girl laugh is annoying as fuck
Too be honest, The WSL puts on a great show for what I paid for….
They are not small waves
FUCK
I didn’t know that.
Kelly is going to be sore tonight, and probably more so tomorrow.
Girl. He took a lickin today. Hope his new age ass doesn’t have anything against ibuprofen.
Likely he’ll be doubling up on the tumeric smoothies tonight. Anti inflammatory
A ginger infused ice pack and an organic cucumber soak.
Plus a little turmeric
What a legend
Nothing a few VB tallies and a rundown from Mindy couldn’t fix!!
I assume there are PTs on site? Or Kalani can walk on his back.
Kalani defo in charge of recovery. Likely a cocktail of physical, mental and spiritual treatments being applied. Definitely a massage if they can find s trustworthy masseuse.
PTs, is that an American beer? Do they come in longnecks?
hahahaha, though I’m sure some physical therapists have longer necks than others
Slater vs Robbo
I hope there are some waves
Another SuperHeat
Miggy’s teeth look great he used to look like a hockey goalie
Three thousand dollar in Rio de Janeiro
Daniel tosh, of Malibu, just had his noggin done for $14K.
Now he has the best smile on tour
Not even close. That’s Sally. Money can’t imitate perfection.
I posted this 2 days ago and I know it’s far fetched…. But… let’s say slater wins this comp. Of course he needs to best jack next and then possibly a young him in smaller waves to win. Unlikely but… possible.
Next event is Cloudbreak. I would say they have to give Kelly the wildcard there right? Do let’s just say… it’s 10’ for 3 days like when Owen won it. And fucking slater goes back to back.
Now he has 20,000 points and is probably in 12th place for the year.
Then they literally HAVE to give him the wildcard at lowers. Let’s say he makes the quarters there.
Then goes to Portugal where he could do well in thumping supertubos.
Then he goes into Pipe in the top 6. Wins the Masters which is 1.5 times the normal points and…. Wins the title?
No. They don’t have to give him the WC for Fiji.
I get it. But the guy just showed us that without him it’s NOT the best surfers in the best waves
That doesn’t matter. He’s not on tour.
it won’t happen, as interesting of a theory as it is.
Or at least requalifies for 2027
jordy would sue him for the injury wildcard
Turp has the most tanned feet on tour. Elite tanmaxxin.
Sheila’s tomorrow?
Can’t wait, whenever it happens
Imagine a tour where almost every contest was like this
Hats off to the judges for Mateus’ 1.17
Let’s all celebrate the day with a non-alcoholic beer!
Ha. Im proper toight on the rum.
Rum DMC!
Rum Ham!
Fuck that.
Non alcoholic beer is for pussies…
Just been catching up with the best comments cuz I’ve missed heaps. Some good and solid work today gang xx
Mateus is no pussy.