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Revealed: BeachGrit’s most influential surf persons of 2018 (five through two)!

These four made our spirits soar.

By Chas Smith

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Confession: “I thought a ‘thruster’ was directly related to sex. I thought ‘goofy foot’ was harsh criticism!”

And other misconstrued surf flotsam…

By Chas Smith

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Superlative: Biggest ever Cloudbreak?

Let's demand a new professional surf format!

By Chas Smith

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Bells, Day 2: “Drenched in gothic gloom!”

Come thrill at another day of professional surfing!

By Longtom

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Rebuttal: I raise Longtom an OC!

Where did the surf industry begin? Exactly.

By Chas Smith

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Real Talk: Surfing won’t fuck your life!

Without surfing, you'd be an insufferable, neutered, embittered eunuch…

By Longtom

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Power Rankings: “How’s John Sleeping?”

“Hi John, it's me Gabriel, I coming for you. How you like me now?”

By Longtom

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Vital: Pre-Pipe Power Rankings! (Part 1)

More blood, more sex, more tears!

By Longtom

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Review: The greatest week in surf!

Let's take a quick look back and appreciate!

By Chas Smith

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J-Bay Anaylsis: “Greatest day ever!”

Great White stalks lineup again! Water patrol boat surfs monstrous set! John John crucified by rookie!

By Longtom

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Conner Coffin: Surfing’s ideal shape!

Welcome to a brave new era!

By Chas Smith

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J-Bay analysis: “And the sky rained Tens!”

Another glorious day of professional surfing this time featuring a shark!

By Longtom

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Time: “A merciless mauling awaits!”

A forgotten issue of Time magazine from 1963 challenges perceptions!

By Chas Smith

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Real talk: Age is a cruel mister!

But the sun also sets!

By Chas Smith

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Analysis: Seabass wins Margaret River!

But didn't the Ausralian leg have a weird, slightly sad vibe about it?

By Longtom

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Quiksilver Pro: “Stu K v Toledo final!”

Prediction: defending champ vs lawnmower man from Lennox Head… 

By Longtom

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