BeachGrit hates to speculate but...
And you thought the Glenn “Micro” Hall/Gabriel Medina interference situation would just go away? Well, you don’t know the new World Surf League! It is the grandest all singing, all rock sliding, all surfboard punching soap opera around!
Pictures have recently emerged showing Simone Medina, Gabs’ mom, giving Glenn Micro an innocent peck on the cheek at the Quiksilver Pro. Or is it innocent? Take a hard look at Micro’s eyes. They are both knowing and far too mischievous. They say, “I sit in the sky like a sphinx misunderstood; My heart of snow is wed to the whiteness of swans; I hate the movement that displaces the rigid lines, With lips untaught neither tears nor laughter do I know.”
Could it possibly be that Simone and Glenn Micro are an item? Could Glenn Micro basically be Gabs’ new stepdad? And might the interference have been a strong head cuff from stepdad to stepson, reminding the latter to stay in line?
BeachGrit hates to speculate. We abhor. It is probably nothing. But…
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here is a more pressing question: WHO’S FELIPE?
Finally the story comes out
Gettin some MILF and cookies in the tent?
this was the last time I clicked beachgrit
How did i end up on Womens Weekly, I swear i clicked beachgrit
His face says more “…ewwwww grooosss…. but I’ll tap it”
He has the eyes on 23 beers. She has the eyes of someone holding a butcher knife in her left hand.
hmmm, think you nailed it…..he DOES look like someone who has no shame, using football tactics to make up for coming up short on surfing ability……
He looks like Michael Keaton.