Guess what mom? I’m a professional surfer!

The "Sport of Kings" is so totally egalitarian!

I had a wonderful lunch, yesterday, with a good friend who is also a professional surfer. He told me, while munching a fish taco, that the WQS events are very expensive to do, travel-wise, and that they are getting dropped one after the other because no company wants to sponsor a 1 star. The last three in a row, apparently, have been dropped and some 6 stars too and things are not looking good for the young waterman wanting to scratch on to the big tour.

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…” I thought and then asked, “What is the bar one has to hop over in order to surf in a 1 star?”

His answer shocked me. Nothing! Nothing at all! There is no minimum level of surf talent required in order to surf, professionally, in a surf contest. The only thing one has to do is pay $800 for a membership in some nefarious surf thing and then a $200 registration fee and then, if a 1 star can be found, you or I could slide into a singlet and be officially professional.

Does that not amaze you? Are you behind a desk right now? Are you doing something you loathe? Find your boss right now and scream, “I quit! I am going to do what God put me on this earth to do! I am going to sign up for the Murasaki Shonan Open and, if the WSL runs it, I am going to surf professionally!”

“Oh. And can I get a quick $800 advance on my last paycheck? Thanks.”

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Astro Dick
Astro Dick
10 years ago

Cry along with Beach Grit as they get upset, cry, and bitch about every non issue they can think of to cry about.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago

Qualification should be via “likes” on facebook.

Nastrabrahmus
Nastrabrahmus
11 years ago

So you’d rather there be a massive barrier to entry? How would that be fair?

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
11 years ago
Reply to  Nastrabrahmus

I mean, it’s not like the NFL has any entry barriers.

Nastrabrahmus
Nastrabrahmus
11 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Yeah. Let’s compare a massive multi-billion dollar operation with a TERRIBLE front-office and process regarding entry into the league that borders on corrupt.

How exactly would you change the process re: qualifying for the Tour?

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
11 years ago
Reply to  Nastrabrahmus

It’s a surf league now. Sell franchises to rich folks, and they draft teams. Pay their guys what they can. Amateur series is the minor leagues. Easy.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  Nastrabrahmus

A skill barrier? Yes!

Nastrabrahmus
Nastrabrahmus
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

But how do you do that? How does one “prove” the skills in order to qualify for QS events? Are we to make yet another circuit below the QS?

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago
Reply to  Nastrabrahmus

Maybe if you win your division in the local board riders?

Travis Bible
Travis Bible
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

So an organization struggling to find revenue ought to turn down $1K for first round fodder? I think not! Maybe you can send me in as an undercover reporter to dive deeper into the story?!

turpel
turpel
11 years ago

the qualitiy in chases post is so fucking low

Travis Bible
Travis Bible
11 years ago
Reply to  turpel

” Chas’ “


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