Owen Wright is making a run for the Fiji Pro title! Come watch a tall man play amongst the midgets!
I am a tall man, maybe 6’3, and trim. I love it. I feel genetically superior to almost everyone. I thank the Lord each morning when I wake.
Owen Wright is a taller man too, and trim. Such a specimen! And if he doesn’t thank the Lord, he should.
“Ahhh, yeah, you know, it’s not bad being tall and thin…” he says. “The best part? I like being able to walk into a club and scope all the girls, scope everyone around.”
Being taller you can. Do I think tall men are evolutionarily more advanced?
“Mmmmmmm. No, but it does seem there are so many more tall guys around now, eh? I know that being tall for me is better. I’ve always been pretty tall. I kinda grew consistently all through my life. I just grew the other week, in fact. I wasn’t 6’3, I was just under. But I measured the other day and now I am 6’3. It is funny to walk around the contest sites. A lot of the veterans are shorter guys but more of the new kids coming up are taller. And now I am officially the tallest guy on tour. When I was rehabbing my knee, Steds came into the gym and we stood back to back. I won.”
Michael J. Fox once said, “There is not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it.” Michael J. Fox starred in Teen Wolf.
Julia Child once said, “Being tall is an advantage, especially in business. People will always remember you. And if you’re in a crowd, you’ll always have some clean air to breathe.” Julia Child just makes the best boeuf bourguignon ever!
I’m 6’8, I love breathing clean air at concerts and being able to see from anywhere. I have a shirt I wear to concerts and on the back in sharpie is scrawled “6 foot 8, not my fucking problem” so all the little short guys know I don’t give a fuck. Now girls are always welcome to move in front of me lol
Ah yes, this is true. To be taller is to be better. There can by no denying this. But is it time we as a society go a step further and have separate drinking fountains and urinals for the midgets? They are short! It would help them. Much in the same way we help the handicapped people.