No, wait, on 60 Minutes!
Had enough tales of Mick and the shark? No? Really?
Well you’re in luck, this Sunday Mr Fanning gets a spot on 60 Minutes, that show your grandparents watch each Sunday.
Until then, here’s some lesser-known shark facts:
Maui has had more attacks in the last four years than Reunion Island, despite having a fraction of the area and population. But you don’t see them freaking out.
You’re more likely to be raped by your father than eaten by a shark.
Sharks are visual hunters, so if you remain perfectly still they can’t see you.
Nurse sharks are called such because they are the only ichthyoid that lactates.
The ancient Egyptians hunted the Nile River shark to extinction using papyrus canoes and spears.
Shark and dolphin evolution diverged more than three trillion years ago.
The only thing more terrifying than sharks is the future.
There’s nothing “great” about white sharks. To assume otherwise is racist.
Paying money for “shark deterrent technology” is about as intelligent as tying a piece of string around your penis as tightly as you can. Equally effective as well.
“Sharks are visual hunters, so if you remain perfectly still they can’t see you.
” Where did you get this fact from?
I read it on the internet. Pretty sure the article contained about 83% scientificality.
well Rory, thanks VERY much for the vision of those weird sideways-stance Egyptians hurling paper spears at the timid yet stubborn Nile River shark population
My grandparents are dead, Rory.
Wow 60 minutes going to ask mick how it felt to have his legrope attacked. I hear there’s a paddle out at Jay bay this week in memory of micks leggie. RIP
tell me more about this penis string
Want to add girth? “Use a tight fitting elastic band, shoe string, or other constrictive device at the base of your penis. Be careful to not tie it too tight, or ahem – your penis could die and fall off. (So don’t fall asleep with this thing on!) This device will increase your girth by about 10%-25% Not only that, but it will also give you a ROCK HARD penis. The likes of which no man, big, medium OR small will be able to touch you.”
Is this some new modern form of auto erotic acfyxiation?
…but for prong!
Sometimes when i get boned up i open and close the refrigerator door on “it”. Nothing like mixing in a little pleasure with your pain.
is this penis string, the ” one weird trick” advertisement i see on all the dirty websites i visit ?
I believe, effective, like penis pump, but less rigamarole.