Mick Fanning employed in vicious attack!
Australia is a world of wonder and if you have never been there is no excuse. Both Qantas and Virgin are very serviceable etc. The continent’s interior is maybe nice, I have never been, but its coasts sparkle. Western Australia is a revelation and both the Gold and Sunshine coasts on the eastern shelf are fine.
But apparently they hate each other! Apparently tourism numbers are slipping for the Gold Coast while the Sunshine Coast is experiencing a boom thanks to hipster coffee etc. I think Dion Agius lives on the Sunshine Coast now.
Martin Winter, Gold Coast Tourism head, said, “You’re joking mate…” when informed of these new facts. “There’s nothing there.”
Ouch. But the overconfidence might belie a deeper insecurity. The Gold Coast has launched a new advertising campaign that shows more hipster coffee, fussy cocktails, alternative surf craft and you’re favorite white surfer Mick Fanning!
“It’s easy living, pretty much…” he says “…whatever you want it’s here.”
Is his fourth World Title there? Is his massive wetsuit neck tan? Which cost is better, the Sunshine or the Gold? And with which professional surfer would you best like to go on vacation?
Watch the Gold Coast’s salvo here and let’s wait for the Sunshine’s response!
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That first thing you wrote about the Gold Coast for Stab Chaz was closest to the most right on description I’ve read about the cooly-ghetto…..something about skin cancer queens or something. Got a link to that? It’s apposite to this feud.
Ha! I’ll find and post in honor of you…
Hey Chas – what about this blood feud between Kook of the day and Nic Lamb? The amount of hate directed at him for wearing a suit – and his comments about how surfers dress – surely a topic for everybody’s favorite future Pulitzer prize winning fashionista! https://vimeo.com/146653779 https://www.instagram.com/p…
You really are a saint, Jimmy! Wow wow and wow. Up next with credit included!
Are those the Green Goblin tights he is wearing while prancing upon the trampoline?
Haha, I watched this the other day and I’ve gotta say Nic’s a hard bloke to like.