a New York State of Mind for sure!
Balaram Stack is a New York surfer with a wonderful name. I once broke into his mom’s house with then Surfing editor-in-chief Taylor Paul to maybe get wax or something? I can’t remember. We wanted to surf and it was pumping out the front. Later, Balaram’s mom drove us somewhere. All of this is fuzzy. Taylor? Can you help me here?
Billy Joel is a New York singer famous for his soulful vocals and piano playing. His famous song New York State of Mind soars as does the playful Uptown Girl. The latter was written about his then wife supermodel Christie Brinkley.
And has there ever been a grander star than she? Her face filled my childhood dreams. The very picture of American beauty. She graced the cover of many Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions, was in National Lampoon’s Summer Vacation as Chevy Chase’s fantasy in the red Ferrari and tickled insomniacs with her late night informercials for Total Body Fitness etc.
She and Billy Joel were married in 1985 and divorced in 1994. But there is a new man on her Instagram feed and it is none other than New York surfer Balaram Stack! Could they be more than friends? The captions are cute, nice, fun and may belie a romantic connection? Balaram’s eyes sure glow but wouldn’t yours? I texted the boy and asked, “Are you dating Christie Brinkley?” At time of printing he has yet to respond.

If Balaram and Christie Brinkley are, indeed, an item I will nominate this for the best surfer + model/actress/singer connection of all time. Kelly Slater with Pam Anderson had, previously, held the number one slot. Kelly Slater with Giselle had held the number two. Kelly Slater with Cameron Diaz had held number three. But Balaram trumps them all if, indeed, true.
(Thanks to Jerry Muncuso for his sharp IG skills.)
what about taj and paris?
Chas seems to forget his childhood passed years ago and Brinkley, first married in 1973 and now 61 years old, is old enough to be Balaram’s grandmother. Brinkley appeared on three consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Edition covers (1979,1980 and 1981). Balaram Stack is a native Point Lookout, New York professional surfer. He was born on September 5, 1991. Maybe Balaram is Brinkley’s illegitimate son?
well she can’t be his mother AND his grandmother.
perhaps a kindly great-aunt?
Well technically she could be, but you would be in duelling banjo territory…
aint clickbait grand!
shes gross
Mick Fanning and Renato Hickel
John John and Drunken Angel.
Dan Ross
2) Madonna and Hawaiian boy toy Kaipo Guerrero
3) Kelly and Pam
4) Kelly and Cameron
5) Shaun Tomson and Tracy Austin
kelly and gisele
1) Tommy Zahn and Marilyn Monroe. The man was packing!
Oh this can’t be beat…I was hoping beyond hope that you would come in with flair. Did you ever!
No Photoshop. That’s all Tommy.
Nothing like vintage swimwear. !!!
Ain’t vintage in Rio or Hossegor.
Ha! Yeah, for reals. The knit fabrics from the pre-lycra era definitely give it that extra something, though.
I’d imagine that you could pre-sand a board with that fabric! Havoc for the nether regions…
Ah hemmmmmm…
Madonna…..
Never met this Ballarm guy, but I read one or two of his interviews over on stab. This is the guy the wsl needs, comes across as a massive douche bag, someone the masses can root against, his proximity to the wonderful Christine makes him even easier to dislike. Like I said, I’ve never met this guy so maybe he is a grand lad, either way he has mastered the art of giving interviews that won’t quickly be forgotten, and for this reason alone he should get a wildcard to all the wct events this year!
Next time you are in Long Beach, Chas let me know. I’m serious…would love to have a beer or two with you on the deck of my new, post-Hurricane Sandy abode. We also have a couple of good spots in town if you’re in the mood for a snack.
Oh for sure! New York is coming up quick…I’ll post here when dates are settled!
Please do…although it’s about 20 degrees here tonight so not sure about cocktails out on the deck.
So he’s linked with the daughter? https://www.instagram.com/s…
Look at her feed- she likes surfers. Mythbusted.
Fuck I’m on a roll tonight….
sorta a rich-man’s version of Cailin Russo.
The “Uptown” Cailin Russo, perhaps?
Hahahahahaha! This story was worth writing for that right there.