Gossip: Surfer dates Christie Brinkley?

a New York State of Mind for sure!

Balaram Stack is a New York surfer with a wonderful name. I once broke into his mom’s house with then Surfing editor-in-chief Taylor Paul to maybe get wax or something? I can’t remember. We wanted to surf and it was pumping out the front. Later, Balaram’s mom drove us somewhere. All of this is fuzzy. Taylor? Can you help me here?

Billy Joel is a New York singer famous for his soulful vocals and piano playing. His famous song New York State of Mind soars as does the playful Uptown Girl. The latter was written about his then wife supermodel Christie Brinkley.

And has there ever been a grander star than she? Her face filled my childhood dreams. The very picture of American beauty. She graced the cover of many Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions, was in National Lampoon’s Summer Vacation as Chevy Chase’s fantasy in the red Ferrari and tickled insomniacs with her late night informercials for Total Body Fitness etc.

She and Billy Joel were married in 1985 and divorced in 1994. But there is a new man on her Instagram feed and it is none other than New York surfer Balaram Stack! Could they be more than friends? The captions are cute, nice, fun and may belie a romantic connection? Balaram’s eyes sure glow but wouldn’t yours? I texted the boy and asked, “Are you dating Christie Brinkley?” At time of printing he has yet to respond.

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If Balaram and Christie Brinkley are, indeed, an item I will nominate this for the best surfer + model/actress/singer connection of all time. Kelly Slater with Pam Anderson had, previously, held the number one slot. Kelly Slater with Giselle had held the number two. Kelly Slater with Cameron Diaz had held number three. But Balaram trumps them all if, indeed, true.

(Thanks to Jerry Muncuso for his sharp IG skills.)

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nic von bankrupt
nic von bankrupt
10 years ago

what about taj and paris?

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago

Chas seems to forget his childhood passed years ago and Brinkley, first married in 1973 and now 61 years old, is old enough to be Balaram’s grandmother. Brinkley appeared on three consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Edition covers (1979,1980 and 1981). Balaram Stack is a native Point Lookout, New York professional surfer. He was born on September 5, 1991. Maybe Balaram is Brinkley’s illegitimate son?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

well she can’t be his mother AND his grandmother.

perhaps a kindly great-aunt?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Well technically she could be, but you would be in duelling banjo territory…

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

aint clickbait grand!

madweed
madweed
10 years ago

shes gross

Caveira raped by James B
Caveira raped by James B
10 years ago

Mick Fanning and Renato Hickel

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago

John John and Drunken Angel.

A$AP Honky
A$AP Honky
10 years ago

Dan Ross

EOS
EOS
10 years ago

2) Madonna and Hawaiian boy toy Kaipo Guerrero
3) Kelly and Pam
4) Kelly and Cameron
5) Shaun Tomson and Tracy Austin

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
10 years ago
Reply to  EOS

kelly and gisele

EOS
EOS
10 years ago

1) Tommy Zahn and Marilyn Monroe. The man was packing!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  EOS

Oh this can’t be beat…I was hoping beyond hope that you would come in with flair. Did you ever!

EOS
EOS
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

No Photoshop. That’s all Tommy.

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  EOS

Nothing like vintage swimwear. !!!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Ain’t vintage in Rio or Hossegor.

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Ha! Yeah, for reals. The knit fabrics from the pre-lycra era definitely give it that extra something, though.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

I’d imagine that you could pre-sand a board with that fabric! Havoc for the nether regions…

Preston
Preston
10 years ago

Ah hemmmmmm…
Madonna…..

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
10 years ago

Never met this Ballarm guy, but I read one or two of his interviews over on stab. This is the guy the wsl needs, comes across as a massive douche bag, someone the masses can root against, his proximity to the wonderful Christine makes him even easier to dislike. Like I said, I’ve never met this guy so maybe he is a grand lad, either way he has mastered the art of giving interviews that won’t quickly be forgotten, and for this reason alone he should get a wildcard to all the wct events this year!

J H
J H
10 years ago

Next time you are in Long Beach, Chas let me know. I’m serious…would love to have a beer or two with you on the deck of my new, post-Hurricane Sandy abode. We also have a couple of good spots in town if you’re in the mood for a snack.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  J H

Oh for sure! New York is coming up quick…I’ll post here when dates are settled!

J H
J H
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Please do…although it’s about 20 degrees here tonight so not sure about cocktails out on the deck.

DramaFactory
DramaFactory
10 years ago

So he’s linked with the daughter? https://www.instagram.com/s…
Look at her feed- she likes surfers. Mythbusted.
Fuck I’m on a roll tonight….

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  DramaFactory

sorta a rich-man’s version of Cailin Russo.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

The “Uptown” Cailin Russo, perhaps?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

Hahahahahaha! This story was worth writing for that right there.


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