WaveWrecker promises to be a massive breakthrough! Which surfer will first ride one on tour?
Surfboards are one of the greatest things about surfing. They are very seductive, smooth and curvy. Gorgeous, sensual even. How many times have you picked one up and caressed its rails so tenderly? Do you wish someone would caress you that way? Well your dreams are about to come true!
There is a new thing being Kickstarted called WaveWrecker! Let’s read about it!
WaveWrecker is a form of wearable technology that’s designed to make your body streamlined and able to glide through the water and ride waves with marine mammal-like ease. It also has built-in buoyancy that allows wave riders to stay in the water longer, catch and grip waves with control, and exceed the limits of bodysurfing alone.
Experienced wave surfers love using it to push the limits of traditional bodysurfing by catching more waves and performing tricks, like spin moves and windmills. WaveWrecker is also loved by less experienced riders. It shortens the bodysurfing curve for beginners, and its buoyancy helps parents feel more confident about their children’s safety in the water.
Does that inspire? Would you like to climb into one? I think you need to give some money first. Go here!

Jeez people are just absolute cunts aren’t they.
Guaranteed this will be 100% funded by the nerds at Linda Mar.
Free Google Glass w purchase
Can I get one in yellow for Asilomar Beach?
I’ll donate if that prick adds a chum pocket
Nah, it did make for a good laugh though. I can honestly say I quit watching the men’s ufc stuff sometime ago. The chick fights are another story. I’m all over that like flies on a turd.
Fuckin thing is up to almost $3000 as I write this. How? FUCKING HOW?
can’t believe Cuban and the Shark Tank crew weren’t all over this one
I feel like Laird is somehow involved…
Not so sure, wouldn’t it be in direct competition with his motorised surf boards?
great , like is not enough with all the kooks with surfboards, now people floating around like buoys!
If that was Keith Malloy modeling it I may take it seriously.
That’s Conor McGregor; he’s all the rage with the kiddos these days.
Well, he does have nice shoes and is in your face like a Rocky training montage.
The only thing worse than the suit is the logo.
WaveWanker
the webbed glove 2.0