Ugh: Man surfs for 30 hours!

Josh Enslin enters the Guinness Book of World Records!

Do you remember the bro, “Everyday” Dale Webster, who surfed 14,641 days in a row with a minimum of three waves per day? 40 whole years? It is an ironman streak that will surely never be broken, or even approached, but like, ugh, right? Sometimes the ocean is just an ugly tub and it is a great pleasure not to step foot in it. I tip my imaginary cap to him while at the same time surf checking and then going home.

Yesterday, another record was broken. South African Josh Enslin surfed on South Africa’s eastern cape for 30 hours and 11 minutes catching 466 waves. The previous record of 29 hours and 27 minutes had been set by American Ben Shaw.

“The toughest part for me was the 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. stretch. Conditions were freezing, fatigue had set in, and my body was freezing,” Josh told Billabong, one of his partners. “The waves had picked up as well, so I was duck diving all the time.”

And good on him too but that sounds awful. God awful.

Well now he is in the Guinness Book of World Records alongside Dale Webster. If you were going to try and break a record which would it be? I am going for Snarkily Dismissing Other’s Accomplishments Every Single Day Over the Course of a Life.

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LyndieIronsMammaryGland
LyndieIronsMammaryGland
10 years ago

Pretty sure this happened 2 months ago….http://stabmag.com/a-30-hour-and-1…

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

Ya I refreshed the homepage thinkin it was a glitch

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Even the sharks thought this was too sad.

graham muschachos
graham muschachos
10 years ago

Id be lucky to surf for 30 hours a year.

Suss Oldman
Suss Oldman
10 years ago

Maximum amount of shame experienced during a single session

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Hyperbole and inane, pointless extremes, that’s why I surf.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

I think I could go for Most Attempts at Landing a Surfing Aerial But Not Succeeding

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

I should modify to say “Never” instead of just “Not”

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

I like where your head’s at here.


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