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Playlist: Music for the drunk and weary!

Maybe worst five-song playlist you've ever heard! Or, if you're special, the best!

I scored some fun surf yesterday evening. Nothing magic, but I absolutely love semi-closed out bumpy dumpy barrels. And I finally feel like I can almost surf at 100% again. It’s been a long road back and I’m frothing like a teenager.

Because I live on the east side of Kauai early morning sessions at the local are a nightmare. Staring straight into a rising sun, I don’t know how other people deal with it. I just usually wait until 10am or so, when the sun is high enough in the sky that it doesn’t scorch my eyeballs.

But yesterday was so fun I hit it early.

No wind or rain last night, figured it’d be glassy smooth beautiful.

Which it was not. Terrible morning sickness in effect, but some fun looking wedges and no one else around. One of those days that looks like shit if you don’t take a solid twenty minutes to check it. Watched a few guys pull up and bounce out before a set.

Surfed for five hours, I can barely stand. But I grabbed a six pack of Pacifico on the way home, I’m gonna drink the entire thing and listen to my fave post session playlist.

Had some fun, and then it cleaned up and got magic. I’ve never understood how that works, when the wind is the same, but the sun comes out and all of a sudden it glasses off and the murky water clears. Pressure systems or something, I’m sure.

Surfed for five hours, I can barely stand. But I grabbed a six pack of Pacifico on the way home, I’m gonna drink the entire thing and listen to my fave post session playlist.

Fleetwood Mac, Rumours.

Sweet god damn, do I love Fleetwood Mac! I’m not music guy, so I don’t really have the vocabulary to explain why I love this album so much, but it’s full of hit after hit after hit, so I know I’m not alone.

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams [with lyrics]

Beach Boys, Pet Sounds

Best album of all time? Yes! Sure, it’s really just Brian Wilson crying over a girl like some creepy nice guy stalker, but that sick madness was channeled perfectly into genius.

Jethro Tull, The Very Best Of

Motherfucking flute rock!

Cross Eyed Mary by Jethro Tull in 1080p HD
Jethro Tull - Thick as a brick - live - 1978 - DVD

David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust

My wife can always tell when I’m super drunk, because ZS goes on repeat.

Rush, Fly by Night

Falsetto nerd rock makes me happy.

Rush - Fly By Night

Simon and Garfunkel, Bridge Over Troubled Water

Years ago, my wife surprised me with tickets to Simon and Garfunkel at the Hollywood Bowl. What a magical night! I yelled at an old lady who complained we were blocking her view of the stage. We were up in the nosebleeds, and the two 100 year old men who were rocking the house barely moved the entire concert. There wasn’t shit to see anyway.

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A$AP Honky

seems like some weird pedo mix tape

longtom

minus Ziggy, I was speed reading by then.

But if Rory was trolling us, well played.

Choc

Rory, you really missed an opportunity! You would have whipped the comments section into a rage if you just included a bit of nickelback

longtom

minus Pet Sounds and Fleetwood Mac this is the worst kind of baby boomer dreck Rory>? What the fuck happened to your ears?

Litmus and Chill

#hotmixtapefrommyuncle

Litmus and Chill

Dad, what did I tell you about writing on the internet when you’re drunk?

TheHomelessBoner

I like it but take away Rush and Simon and Garfunkel and add Iggy Pop or Nirvana. I’m glad I didn’t see anything on this list from the radio stations on Kauai. They play the same 8 shyte songs all day, it drives me crazy at work. Every now and then I blast some Search and Destroy just to make sure my ear drums still work but I get a lot of looks from the locals though.

Rory Parker

103.1 plays some decent stuff. And they run Nights with Alice Cooper which just kills it.

dickie toledo

nights in white satin – moody blues should be on this list.

Lemmy

Jethro Tull is a scientist

velobwoy
NEGATRON

I just liked you alittle less then Rory… luckily you redeemed yourself slightly with the yelling at the old lady comment.

toofattosurf

hmmm, falsetto… c’mon rory you fag, cough it up, I know you’re concealing those supertramp tracks you can’t live without…

props on Jethro, Fleet…

no men at work, at least…

Rory Parker

I do love Supertramp! In the rotation with Steve Winwood, Huey Lewis, Elvis Costello, and Prince.

toofattosurf

nice & sophisticated musical taste, no doubt… actually, list in the article is all set already… been a teen in the 80s, punk/new wave pretty fucked-up my discography… but liked some ‘tramp, I reckon a handful of classic tracks there…

Swaveanddeboner

Each to his own I guess, but sweet gentle jesus fuck EVERYTHING on this list without exception.

Charlie Conway

Actually, I agree with everything on this list. Except Rush. Fuck Rush.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

For a relatively young man. This is fucked.

toofattosurf

he can’t possibly been anything near young behind that list… yep, he’s old…

velobwoy

Wow, that is a horrible list, Rory. Are you sure you’re not your Dad?


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