BeachGrit surf trunks
If you want something a little different, a little shorter, something that'll turn a gal's head, these four-inch leg trunks might be for you. Note: must be worn with the most arrogant expression!

Buy: Sophisticated Surf Trunks!

Slim, short-leg surf trunks for… fifty dollars! Delivered anywhere in the world!

When BeachGrit started a little over a year ago, we figured it’d make sense to leverage our design contacts to make our own surf trunks. Chas and I had both fallen into the hole of buying Orlebar Browns and whatever else, just so we could wear something a little slimmer, a little shorter (yeah, I know, ripe for parody etc. Maybe slip a reference to gay saunas here.) The kind of surf trunks most surf brands miss.

But who wants to spend two or three c-notes on a pair of trunks? We all know they cost maybe twenty bucks to make.

So we got our pal Rama McCabe, who’d won back-to-back surf trunks of the year awards for TCSS, to design our first range. They came, they sold.

This year, we went slightly shorter, slightly slimmer and instead of cotton figured we’d swing with nylon.

Still with the four-button fly and the back pocket and the inner lining, but this time in the most spasmodic and convulsive colours.

Fifty bucks, delivered airmail anywhere in the world.

And only in 30s and 31s. (Ignore that little drop-down menu.)

Click here to buy. 

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Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Coaches get shorts models?!??! Where’s the Whitaker’s? The Michael Ho’s? The Parsons’s?!?!?!?!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Rather see @Beach_Grit:disqus hawking their own shit than someone else’s! I’d literally pay to see that’s how they monetize this thing!

J H
J H
10 years ago

In the immortal words of my favorite male porn star, TT Boy…will it make my dick look big?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

why don’t you cunts just team up with Saturdays and be done with it.

Fitzburn
Fitzburn
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Tisk tisk, Saturdays ain’t cool no more.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago
Reply to  Fitzburn

christ, don’t tell me BeachGrit is COOL. That’s it I’m never coming back here.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

We’re not cool! We’re not cool!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Excellent news!

Andrew Cordova
Andrew Cordova
10 years ago

33’s

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Nervous about the button! I’ve been conditioned since birth by the surf industry to only understand the shoelace-tie waist. But I may risk a pair of black 32s when they emerge.

SayNoToGoPro
SayNoToGoPro
10 years ago

Oh shit, is serious or another spoof article making fun of hipsters 3 years ago?

bojangles
bojangles
10 years ago

I wouldn’t say no to a 29.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

Is it April already?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

No 32s? How can I rep at the gay sauna?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Come on Mariano, don’t be shy. They all know we go nude in there.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

But I need something to cover up the shame.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Are these vanity sized?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago

…the opposite, cruelly sized. A 32 is more like a 33, a 31, a 32 etc…

wincy
wincy
10 years ago

Finally something Shearer and Carroll can agree on?

wally
wally
10 years ago

Slim, short leg, bright colours, synthetic = Roxy board shorts.
Nice.

Darghh
Darghh
10 years ago

Bring back the zig zag ones and you can have my pennies. These colours wont fit into my black/grey/white wardrobe.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  Darghh

All black (with black buttons) and all-white (with black buttons) are a-coming!

Darghh
Darghh
10 years ago

Good news!

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

I like to point out chicks in white pants to my wife.

“Look, look. She’s definitely not on the rag.”

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

With boardies she can point out to you, “look, he’s dehydrated” (front) or “look, look, someone had a three-wiper this morning” (back).

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

I’m down for the B&Ws, but I’d have to up my cig intake to unacceptable levels to get from 32 to 31. Surely a limited run of treinta y dos would sell to the 180cm crowd?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

We now qualify as “Jumbo Surfers”

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

…here’s the thing. The first time around, the 32s were a little bigger so everyone bought 31s. This time, the 31s fit like 31s and the 32s like 32s but I ordered all 31s. More coming in a few weeks! 32s, 33s, 34s!

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

Could you please let me know when the rash resistant moo moos are available. I want to represent BeachGrit proudly.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago

And our kaftans? And our new fez?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

That would be amazing. Then I could be the Sheik of Ubatuba. BeachGrit fez could actually look sick. I wouldn’t knock it.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago
Reply to  Darghh

make some oversized and you can have my penis…

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I don’t know if Beachstitch is a good direction for you guys. I’d imagine if I wore these shorts the only thing that will turn gals heads is my ugly cock impersonating an old baked sausage suffocating in glad wrap against my leg.

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

hopefully these have a mesh liner so your saggy nut sack wont spill out the bottom

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago

As a rotund gentleman with a platinum cc, I take offence to the sizing offered here Derek. Sure you’ve cornered the svelte hipster market overnight, but at what cost I ask you!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  capn birdseye

…we had a few 34s and 33s last time but they sat on the shelf!


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