Slim, short-leg surf trunks for… fifty dollars! Delivered anywhere in the world!
When BeachGrit started a little over a year ago, we figured it’d make sense to leverage our design contacts to make our own surf trunks. Chas and I had both fallen into the hole of buying Orlebar Browns and whatever else, just so we could wear something a little slimmer, a little shorter (yeah, I know, ripe for parody etc. Maybe slip a reference to gay saunas here.) The kind of surf trunks most surf brands miss.
But who wants to spend two or three c-notes on a pair of trunks? We all know they cost maybe twenty bucks to make.
So we got our pal Rama McCabe, who’d won back-to-back surf trunks of the year awards for TCSS, to design our first range. They came, they sold.
This year, we went slightly shorter, slightly slimmer and instead of cotton figured we’d swing with nylon.
Still with the four-button fly and the back pocket and the inner lining, but this time in the most spasmodic and convulsive colours.
Fifty bucks, delivered airmail anywhere in the world.
And only in 30s and 31s. (Ignore that little drop-down menu.)
Coaches get shorts models?!??! Where’s the Whitaker’s? The Michael Ho’s? The Parsons’s?!?!?!?!
Rather see @Beach_Grit:disqus hawking their own shit than someone else’s! I’d literally pay to see that’s how they monetize this thing!
In the immortal words of my favorite male porn star, TT Boy…will it make my dick look big?
why don’t you cunts just team up with Saturdays and be done with it.
Tisk tisk, Saturdays ain’t cool no more.
christ, don’t tell me BeachGrit is COOL. That’s it I’m never coming back here.
We’re not cool! We’re not cool!
Excellent news!
33’s
Nervous about the button! I’ve been conditioned since birth by the surf industry to only understand the shoelace-tie waist. But I may risk a pair of black 32s when they emerge.
Oh shit, is serious or another spoof article making fun of hipsters 3 years ago?
I wouldn’t say no to a 29.
Is it April already?
No 32s? How can I rep at the gay sauna?
Come on Mariano, don’t be shy. They all know we go nude in there.
But I need something to cover up the shame.
Are these vanity sized?
…the opposite, cruelly sized. A 32 is more like a 33, a 31, a 32 etc…
Finally something Shearer and Carroll can agree on?
Slim, short leg, bright colours, synthetic = Roxy board shorts.
Nice.
Bring back the zig zag ones and you can have my pennies. These colours wont fit into my black/grey/white wardrobe.
All black (with black buttons) and all-white (with black buttons) are a-coming!
Good news!
I like to point out chicks in white pants to my wife.
“Look, look. She’s definitely not on the rag.”
With boardies she can point out to you, “look, he’s dehydrated” (front) or “look, look, someone had a three-wiper this morning” (back).
I’m down for the B&Ws, but I’d have to up my cig intake to unacceptable levels to get from 32 to 31. Surely a limited run of treinta y dos would sell to the 180cm crowd?
We now qualify as “Jumbo Surfers”
…here’s the thing. The first time around, the 32s were a little bigger so everyone bought 31s. This time, the 31s fit like 31s and the 32s like 32s but I ordered all 31s. More coming in a few weeks! 32s, 33s, 34s!
Could you please let me know when the rash resistant moo moos are available. I want to represent BeachGrit proudly.
And our kaftans? And our new fez?
That would be amazing. Then I could be the Sheik of Ubatuba. BeachGrit fez could actually look sick. I wouldn’t knock it.
make some oversized and you can have my penis…
I don’t know if Beachstitch is a good direction for you guys. I’d imagine if I wore these shorts the only thing that will turn gals heads is my ugly cock impersonating an old baked sausage suffocating in glad wrap against my leg.
hopefully these have a mesh liner so your saggy nut sack wont spill out the bottom
As a rotund gentleman with a platinum cc, I take offence to the sizing offered here Derek. Sure you’ve cornered the svelte hipster market overnight, but at what cost I ask you!
…we had a few 34s and 33s last time but they sat on the shelf!