Epidemic: Surfer saves another life!

Come meet Rob Bain, new hero and erstwhile poet!

This 2016 is shaping up to be the Year of the Surfer Lifesaver! It started with Andre Botha saving Evan Geiselman. Then didn’t Kelly Slater save a family? Jamie O saved a bodyboarder and I know I’m forgetting a few and now we have Rob Bain!

Rob who? I had to Google too and thank God for Matt Warshaw. He says, in his Encyclopedia of Surfing masterpiece:

Droll but friendly Australian goofyfooter from Queenscliff, New South Wales; world-ranked #5 in 1990. Bain was born (1962) in Sydney, began surfing at age 10, then all but quit at 13, not long after his father died. He left home at 16, worked a series of laborer jobs, then picked up surfing again in his late teens.

Bain finished third in the 1984 Australian National Titles, turned pro, and steadily worked his way up the ratings, finishing in the top 10 from 1988 to 1991, winning four world-class events in his career, then retired from the international tour. He continued to enter lower-level competitions midway through the 1995 season.

Bain’s wide-stanced, lateral-driving surf style was more functional than graceful, but he earned a reputation as one of the world’s best in bigger, hollower waves. His dry wit made him a favorite with the surf media as well as his peers. “There’s the druggies, the beer guys and the yuppies,” Bain explained in a 1988 profile. “Suppose I’m a bit of each.” In June 1993, Bain made a $500 bet with a friend that he could stop drinking for the rest of the year; on New Year’s Eve he bought a keg with his winnings, and described the first swallow as feeling like “a thousand angels crying on my tongue.”

Droll but friendly! A thousand angels crying on my tongue! Genius.

In any case, now that we are acquainted with dear Rob, he saved the life of a woman caught in a rip at suburban Sydney’s Whale Beach. The Daily Mail reports:

A lazy afternoon swim turned into a rescue mission for former pro surfer Rob Bain on Sunday when he spotted a young woman caught in a rip, struggling to keep her head above water.

The woman was swimming on Whale Beach when she got sucked into a rip and began to have trouble breathing, Mr Bain told Daily Mail Australia.

Before lifesavers could react, Mr Bain began running toward the water and grabbed his surfboard.

‘I went as quickly as I could to get her – I got to her first and got her onto my board and swam her to the side and out of the rip.’

The woman was ‘really scared’ when Mr Bain reached her and told him after that she thought she was going to die, he said.

‘I felt really sorry for her – it’s a horrible feeling,’ Mr Bain said.

As Mr Bain placed the woman on his surfboard, lifesavers were pictured trying to get past the roughly one metre swell unsuccessfully.

A female lifesaver was able to paddle out to Mr Bain and the young woman after a young male lifesaver was flipped over by a wave.

‘It can happen really quickly – it’s interesting to see how quickly someone can go from relatively ok to a real state of distress,’ Mr Bain said.

A hero and a poet!

But how to wake up this morning as the “young male lifesaver flipped over by a wave?” He was also in the article’s headline:

Now THAT’S how to use a board! Former surfing champ Rob Bain, 53, casually paddles to the rescue of a young woman caught in a rip… as a volunteer lifeguard struggles in a one metre swell

Do you think he will reflect on his career choices and maybe find a volunteer office job?

The struggling volunteer lifesaver!
The Struggling Volunteer Lifesaver!

 

Do you think reevaluating life choices?
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Choc
Choc
10 years ago

Dear Chas
Unrelated completely I know but…
Where is our article on Chris Ward being dropped by …Lost?
It consumes me, every waking hour!
Please kind Sir find it in your black heart to research (i.e. call Matt Biolos) and post the juicy story genital warts and all.

If Matt won’t speak, easy, just make up some shit.

Tropical Regards
Choc

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago
Reply to  Choc

To save Chas the time…
Cast out!: Chris Ward Dropped by …Lost!
-Chris Ward dropped by …Lost after photos were recently posted on his Instagram account insinuating that he beat his wife.
-…Lost doesn’t admit that was THE reason, or that he was actually booted, instead saying his contract was up or something dumb like that
-Parallels drawn between surfing and the NFL (Paul Speaker, you know!) and problems with domestic abuse
-Questions are asked
-Comment section filled with most people condemning Ward, mentioning what a cunt he is (he is), but some people inexplicably suggesting that he got a bum deal because he helped build …Lost as a brand in the ’90s…
This is a summary of the post of course (too lazy to actually write). There would be more words (and exclamation points)… you get the gist.
…did I get it all, Chas?

Adam
Adam
10 years ago

You had to google Rob Bain and you call yourself a surf writer.

Bainy is/was a fucking Aussie surfing Legend. Perpetually bloodshot eyes, walked to the waters edge with a Winnie Red hanging from his mouth and could drink any American fag under the table, Not to mention he ripped, still does

Go sit in the corner and think about your future Chas. Disgraceful. Don’t come back till you have sorted yourself out.

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
10 years ago
Reply to  Adam

A slightly inelegant admonishment, but he’s right Charles. Twenty minute time out.

Choc
Choc
10 years ago
Reply to  Adam

Chas isn’t Australian; no surprise he didn’t know much about Rob.

I bet there are quite a few Seppo tour surfers from the same era Australian guys the same age as Chas wouldn’t no shit about.

In much earlier news Rob Bain once had to be nursed to shore…
http://www.tracksmag.com/ro…

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago
Reply to  Choc

chas is from oregon or socal. either way , worse than a mexican..

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I like these guys usually, they are simpletons and don’t get paid much. I like to paddle around and tease them until they get on their megaphones.

“…urgh not aga…. Wiggs you’re going to get fined again mate….. you’ve got to stay out of the competition area”.

or

“Wiggs there’s no surfing between the flags. Did you hear us buddy?”

That’s when I flip and start screaming. BUDDY! Did you just call me buddy you dirty condescending cunt!? Then you paddle in and chase the portly old bastard in his speedos down the beach with his little blue flag as a spear and your board just bouncing on your leggie behind you. The kids love the spectacle.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Just illustrates to me AGAIN that these clubbie retards should be largely banned from the beach.
I know they do a great community service but if you go to most beaches around OZ on a weekend most of these guys cant swim, don’t know how to negotiate a board through the ocean, don’t know the mechanics of a rip. I watched a guy paddle for 20 mins straight into a rip, ( I timed it while laughing incessantly) while doing a dummy rescue. The dummy we will call him “Paul Speaker” fell off the board 7 times and would have been dead by the time this poor peanut got to shore. At the same time his mates shouted encouragement from the beach. Eventually I couldn’t take it any more paddled over and told him how to get in.
They are largely just a fucking liability on the beach and don’t get me started when they put the flags up in middle of the best bank on the beach.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Epidemic: Non-Rory Beach Grit authors found using same step-by-step framework for posts!…
1) Mention article tangentially related to surfing
2) Incessantly block quote from said article
3) Ask semi-questionably-humorous question to readers at the end
4) Read over article, making sure to sprinkle in enough exclamation points

Swaveanddeboner
Swaveanddeboner
10 years ago

Rory’s just fallen into the same hideous trap with his sewage article.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

I saw that. I was going to tell him I was disappointed but I think he knows…

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

I saved a guy one evening last summer on a pretty routine beach break type of day. Paddled him in, went back about my business. Maybe 2016’s not the year of the hero surfer, but the year of publicizing it? I’ll let you know what I come across this year.

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

had an opportunity this past fall to save this fat guy but opted to let him learn his lesson

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

fatties float, don’t bother yaself…

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Trogan The Ever-Vigilant

janeausten
janeausten
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Hey, anybody out there that was in the water at Caangu in September 2014 when we tried to [unsuccessfully] save that guy? Great teamwork, pity it was fruitless. I didn’t sleep well for a while afterwards, must say.
http://indosurflife.com/201…

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

He is now questioning the effectiveness of Power Balance products.

Choc
Choc
10 years ago

Who??? Rasta

http://m.youtube.com/watch?…

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

not reevaluating life choices but definitely reevaluating what he’s going to have to drink tonight for sure


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