Surf super agent Blair Marlin seen in the crowd of Justin Bieber concert.
Justin Bieber played San Diego last night and you could hear the screams from miles away. Teenaged girls danced to the world’s biggest heartthrob while their parents stood by maybe secretly enjoying, maybe counting the minutes until they could flee the madness. There hasn’t been this much energy around a young man since Elvis Presley.
It was a sold out house, of course, and if one would have studied the crowd, teenaged girls and their parents would have made up the majority. If one would have looked a bit closer, though, there would have been a handful of older women with girlfriends relieving the first time they saw Michael Jackson or Justin Timberlake. Closer still, one would have seen an adult man without a child. Zooming all the way it, it would have been revealed that that man was surf super agent Blair Marlin!
Mr. Marlin has the most envied roster in the game by far. Stars such as Dane Reynolds, Craig Anderson, Julian Wilson, etc. etc. grace his lineup. It is like a fantasy team of talent. But do you know what he doesn’t have? A teenaged daughter. Why then was at the concert? His Instagram merely says, “Pretty amazing to see this dudes powers in real life…”
Does Justin Bieber maybe surf really really good? Is Mr. Marlin thinking about signing him?
Or is there something darker at work? Slightly more kinky?
More as this story develops.
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you should ask blair about his relationship with the irons family after his death? did bruce fire him? or was it the other way around?
They’re alright!
Hey Chas,
Mate do yourself and your readers a favour. When you are struggling to come up with content, just walk away from the keyboard.
Things are kicking along nicely don’t fuck it up with this rubbish. Seriously.
Best take a day off then offer up this dross.
Edited- drunken post
Look for vids of Beiber skating if you want a nice laugh.
they doubled down on bogan mullets for sure
Mr Blair Marlin is in the very top 0.00000000000000000000000001% of cunts alive
I fucken’ rip!
I never thought it would happen, but in 2016, I am, a Belieber.
I’ll take muscle car burnouts over blurred out landscape shots and surfing in party shirts any-fucking-day!
And yet today, the sun sets over another Bakersfield evening where a Chevrolet Caprice will rest comfortably in the shade of the leafless oak.
In the distance, an infant cries as a teen mother sets down her cigarette and lowers her tube-top to suckle the next generation.
After all, children are our future.
Nirvana unplugged?
I was thinking Axl Rose’s transgender daughter unbuttplugged.
The bieb’s rides a lid
I put the fear of god into his little ex-girlfriend in Park City at Sundance Film Festival earlier this year. She opened a sliding door to the bathroom while I was in there with my girlfriend who was taking a wee. It’s not every day you see a big drunken Australian ogre lurching at you from behind the sliding door.
Your girlfriend was drunk and lurched at her?
I’ve got to learn to re-read my comments to close these loop holes that leave me vulnerable to cyber rape. Very clever. We’ve known each other for quite some time and I’ve never asked you what the ‘f’ stands for? How rude. For the record the Princess of Ubatuba may lack decorum and common sense but she is a pretty sexy little thing. She harbors my bastard child so I have to stick up for her now. Sorry.
I’m more intrigued by the fact you were at sundance?
It’s always been tempting to reveal my identity but I’ve said some pretty gruesome shit as the Prince of Ubatuba and fear it could be the final nail in the coffin for my troubled career.
My career ended several weeks ago, but I can relate.
Bieber post-2015 is a whole different kettle of fish.
I just threw up in my mouth a little