Monochrome slim-line surf trunks for… 50 dollars! Delivered anywhere in the world!
A few months ago, BeachGrit threw live a new range of colourful surf trunks.
As explained previously, we figured it’d make sense to leverage our design contacts, in our case the award-winning Rama McCabe from Banks, to make our surf trunks. Chas and I had both fallen into the hole of buying Orlebar Browns and whatever else, just so we could wear something a little slimmer, little shorter.
But who wants to spend two or three c-notes on a pair of trunks?
For this year’s ranges, we went slightly shorter, slightly slimmer and instead of cotton figured we’d swing with nylon. Still with the four-button fly and the back pocket and the inner lining.
Fifty bucks, delivered airmail anywhere in the world.
And only in 31s and 32s. (Ignore that little drop-down menu.)
And, now, the same trunks but available in easy-to-wear Bill Cosby black and easy-to-hate White Devil White!
Chas and I had both fallen into the hole of buying Orlebar Browns and whatever else, just so we could wear something a little slimmer, little shorter. (wtf Derek, you don’t need to pay a lot of money to look like a poof nowadays, do ya?)
@Beach_Grit:disqus Do the 32s fit like real 32s? Like previous runs, does this run have some weird “they fit a size smaller/bigger”? I’m gonna legit come correct on a coupla this run so long as I know I’m not throwing a hundo at two pairs’a shorts that my chick will end up wearing to bed cuz they don’t fit daddy.
So definitely no 30?
I never thought with my 34″ waist I’d be forced to shop in the ‘husky’ department.
Gay as
In the immortal words of T.T. Boy…will they make my dick look big?
no size 28? for shame! i thought the fashionable was supposed to cater to the abnormally slim and ultra emaciated
Seriously I have just dropped from 36 to 34 and now you want 32, you do realise most people that follow the grit are well over 40
Apparently NIck Carroll who had a penchant for nuthuggers when he had the figure for it did a colab with Rama on these things.
what size are you Timmy?
I had you picked as more of an angry little man.
…is it an American thing, the big hams?
Bill Cosby’s name isn’t exactly gold right now. Do they come with a Pez dispenser pocket?
Once again, the stinging shame of my girth comes back to haunt me. I’m not sure what I expected though when the smallest man in surf media teams up with the smallest man in surf design, the end result is tiny shorts. Have you guys thought about sponsoring Keanu Asing? Maybe get Micro onboard as coach? Really its surprising they are not offered in women’s sizes only. Ah well a tubby man can dream….
I’m going to contact the ACCC. These trunks are fucking too racist, too short and have too many buttons.
They’re absolute shit. Where’s the CO2 pull tag?
In the design process, Parker’s suggestions for ass padding and explosive devices were ignored…
You could at least have fitted a parachute.