Blood Feud: Kelly Slater vs Chris Cote!

This one will end badly unless Kelly Slater pays up!

Say what you will, but TransWorld Surf (RIP) under the benevolent dictatorship of Chris Cote was the high water mark of the surf industry. Its PG-13 antics crackled with juvenile charm! Its bright colors and razor sharp broisms showed that anyone, literally ANYONE, could ride the wave to surf fame and fortune!

Do you remember the TransWorld film Tomorrow Today? Of course you do. It featured Clay Marzo, Dane Reynolds, Bob Martinez and Mike Losness.

Do you know who else remembers it? Kelly Slater!

Our 16 time World Champ has decided to use Tomorrow Today as his OuterKnown marketing campaign. Do you know who he has decided not to pay for the honor?

Outerknown billboard in venice, ca!
Outerknown Billboard In Venice, Ca!

Chris Cote!

Chris was in Australia, of course, calling Cape Fear and is now in Brazil calling a skate event but would say…

“Kelly! Kelly Slater! I’m coming for you, Brozo the Clown!”

…if I called him.

What do you think Kelly should give to Chris? $8.50? His spot on the WSL World Tour? Eight cans of Purps and one OK Beanie? Two and a half barrels in the wave pool?

What?

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A$AP Honky
A$AP Honky
10 years ago

surfers of fortune to surfers of fashion
both deserve a big fat lubed up dilly straight to the corn hole.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
10 years ago

I cant look at the outerknown logo without reading it as outer nown.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago

forget the UnKnown puns.

i have bigger news!

how to decipher Cote’s annoying dribble and slater’s conspiracy theory pseudo intellectualism

As aliens were shoving yet another probe up my ass (which i might add had a nice shape to it, boy times have changed) i swiped this.

The saviour of surf stitch for sure. better than sharkbanz!

although, i think my version is broken. it just keeps repeating: ‘dumbs. dumbs. dumbs.’

although, to be fair, i wore it at STAB while attempting to read what Morgan had thrown against the wall and there was a SNAP! and the sound holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…

Lolo
Lolo
10 years ago

So the only product in his OuterKnown poster is a pair of Volcom boardies?

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

Outerknown 2016 Unknown by 2018

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Stinging!!

graham muschachos
graham muschachos
10 years ago

Has anyone purchased an outerknown garment? Did they like it?

J H
J H
10 years ago

Just got the 30% off email yesterday so was going to have a looksie…

Fahking Haole
Fahking Haole
10 years ago

Target-known

Kook of the Day
Kook of the Day
10 years ago

Got some stuff, love some of it, hate the cargo pants…

Braddy Depplach
Braddy Depplach
10 years ago

you guys just don’t get fashion

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

A outerknown tshirt that is worth more than this site

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

A mocking sideways look?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

Sold!

lorne
lorne
10 years ago

i miss Chris Cote, get him back in the booth with Turps and Ross.

SayNoToGoPro
SayNoToGoPro
10 years ago

Last Week, Tonight w/ John Oliver Sunday nights on HBO, a must watch.

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago

Next Week, This Week

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago

Afternoon, Morning

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago

Slater should’t give Cote anything until he comes up with a better tag line. Seriously? “Tomorrow. Today.” ? It’s a clothing company, not a tech startup!

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

Tomorrow is the new black

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

“…tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…”

Black Finger Wolf
Black Finger Wolf
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

You’re actually a pretty decent copywriter although I like the ‘throwing a hotdog’ line the best.

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

Tomorrow, tomorrow, you’re always today away

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

yeah wheres Julie Andrews motherfucking royalty Kelly?

woof
woof
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

shoulda just streamlined it to “yeah, nah.”

wincy
wincy
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

the man of the moment is way ahead of his time

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago
Reply to  Tate MacDowell

Outerknown
throwing a hotdog down a hallway since 2015(ish)

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

Chris cote surfs?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

He has even been known to talk about doing airs.

Kaneli
Kaneli
10 years ago

He actually surfs pretty well

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  Kaneli

Okay CHRIS!

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago

NO SHIT, HE ACTUALL RIPS

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
10 years ago

Anyone remember Coach Cote at the Globe Fiji Pro? Good grief.

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago

Ah the Globe Fiji pro, where a company spent 50% of its annual turnover on an event that contributed exactly zero towards its turnover – what a fabulous idea.

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
10 years ago

Looks like smelly is trying to squeeze out a chocolate hot dog in that pic.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

It’s still hard to imagine how jeebus fit that much annoying in a 5 foot body. Cote’ was one of the great hangers on of the surf industry.

TheGreatZeldini
TheGreatZeldini
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Cote came up with more comedy and original, entertaining shiz than anyone in the history of surf publishing. He is brilliant. That’s why I hired him and left TWSurf in his hands, and he did a fucking Bang up job with it for a good long time, worked hard, and earned his place in media folklore.

And you’ve accomplished What again exactly? Besides running’ your mouth on this two-bit cyber feedbag..

rozenswag
rozenswag
10 years ago

RIP Transworld Surf. Loved their cover art.

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago
Reply to  rozenswag

I loved their paychecks.

rozenswag
rozenswag
10 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

I didn’t know Transworld owned Inertia! Bloodfeud!


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