The world is in a tailspin after the UK votes to leave the EU. But who cares! Surf! Pumping!
Oh how the entire world just went into a massive, puke-inducing, face-peeling tailspin! The British people voting to brexit the European Union just slaughtered global markets! The Pound Sterling is at a 30 year low against the dollar! Prime Minister David Cameron is alternately weeping and shopping for property in Sydney that he can no longer afford.
But guess what?
The Mexican Pipeline is puuuuuuuuuuuuumping right now! The Big Wave World Tour stop number who cares is running and Prime Minister of Stoke David Stanfield is going absolutely bonkers!
“There are some mondo sets out there guys and gnarly and regular goofy big time surfing!”
It’s a funny thing. Our little surf bubble is so untethered to the rest of the world that it doesn’t even react to major international events.
“AND THERE UUUUUGGHHHHHH AWESOME! SO SURF! SHRED! HARD CHARGER!”
You can watch here! (it is impressive)
strider sounds like he has been banging rails for the best part of 48 hours. gotta love that cheap coke down there
Brick weed and 10$ grams. Don’t mind if I dooooo.
I never miss a chance to shamelessly plug the skills of my local guys so….how about that heat by Will Skudin, baby!!!!
I wanted him and Hobgood, one east coaster ain’t bad, how condescending was the coked up interviewer “I mean, your not a household name!” dude looked like me on a 3 month coke bender
That’s too funny. While not a household name like Damo or Greg Long, Will has been around awhile and has acquitted himself pretty well in these comps. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.
Hell he went over to Ireland and showed the local body boarders how to surf mullugmore fergal and all those guys were Dick dragging half the waves until the brothers came along. There are exceptions but i did hear all this from a man named ‘ mick’ from Ireland. So I’m inclined to believe it’s true.
A Mick named Mick? Can you say Mick, here????
Yeah i think it’s the ick that starts with s that trump supporters love so much is the one that’s frowned apon.
Never believe a Paddy called Mick!
considering he got wasted and tried to light my van on fire, and steal a triple stringer i shaped him, yeah that’s an excellent judgment call.
And he filled you with a load of shite about Mullaghmore!
Whiskey drinking shepards can have it, I’m tropical.
Greg Long dominated that first heat like Germany dominates European Union monetary policy…
Well played.
I would have said something about firebombing Dresden but….
i fuckin love germany
Glad were all on the same page.