Stop looking at me! Look at the waves!
Stop looking at me! Look at the waves! | Photo: WSL/Kelly Cestari

Watch now: Perfect Cloudbreak!

The Fiji Pro is on and Cloudbreak is doing it!

Oh if you can find your way to a computer or phone or iPad or Smart TV then do! The Fiji Pro is on and Cloudbreak is perfect. Not even hyperbole!

Kelly Slater almost scored a perfect heat total. He took off late toward the end and shattered his board and even though he had the field combo’d let a barrage of F-words fly! “Fucking fuck fuck fuck!” he said or something much like that.

And that’s how good it is! I’m glad that the WSL doesn’t have a delay because otherwise they could have scrubbed Kelly’s swears. But his swears were like sweet honey! Like cocaine wine!

Click here and watch the rest of the day! Your boss will understand.

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Shurley
Shurley
10 years ago

Was Kelly so bummed that he broke his stick a sign that it is really difficult/rare to get a decent shape off of Tomo?

DavidC
DavidC
10 years ago

Agree – Pete always seems to have a crowbar up the clacker.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
10 years ago

Where can I buy this cocaine wine?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

That would be lit AF.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

I’m sick of watching Wilko surf. And: poor Kelly. His first good board in months. Years?

DM
DM
10 years ago

Is the shaved-side mullet the new aussie surfer hair style?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  DM

If you spent more time online and less time surfing you’d know that haircut was a male bonding exercise from Taj’s farewell party…

Swaveanddeboner
Swaveanddeboner
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

They still all look like a bunch of knobheads though.

Shurley
Shurley
10 years ago
Reply to  DM

was slater rocking it too?

Bertleman
Bertleman
10 years ago

Here’s an idea: commentators super-heat! Who wouldn’t want to see Turpel getting minced at shish-kebabs? Pottz screaming Ross off his waves?

Shurley
Shurley
10 years ago
Reply to  Bertleman

No, I’m the real Turpel!?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

I wonder when dantas sold his soul for cj hobgoods style.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

Last year around this time. His paddling style really is something to behold.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I’m just watching him do the hobgood fade and realizing there can be only one, I’d prefer him to be from Florida but he has’ mad hueys for fat yanks’ to try to run (salt crew life)

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

I dozed off and woke up thinking i was playing ” mike Tyson punch out!” then the transitional music is like something thrown out from a basement in Holland, sell more jerseys, buy some music rights.

Jocks
Jocks
10 years ago

Does anyone know if there’s a Strider-Blocker App available? Or an Ad-Blocker for Pottz?

If I knew anything about technology, I’d develop it. Maybe get Surfstitch to invest the startup

Wonder how long before WSL releases it’s Soundtrack on iTunes? So many questions

Waves are so insane good there right now, great footage

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Its called bong hits and hulu in the other window with some stupid cartoon on, prefer my surfing to “lucas bros moving co.” than too the obvious tension between potz and turpel, seems like the honeymoon is over and Pottz has realized that he’s not getting paid enough to even sit in Fiji.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

Gabrial medina shirt < Donald trump shirt

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

Nice to see the WSL has used atari for all its promotional music.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

can’t wait for the comments bashing the Slater/Fanning claims. How dare they.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

I thought slaters claim was really good! And totally worth the emphasis as opposed to a beating of the chest after floatering it to reverse all day.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

Slater’s claim was very nice, I thought. Tasteful!

lorne
lorne
10 years ago

the old claims are ok when it’s something i like routine hey


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