The Fiji Pro is on and Cloudbreak is doing it!
Oh if you can find your way to a computer or phone or iPad or Smart TV then do! The Fiji Pro is on and Cloudbreak is perfect. Not even hyperbole!
Kelly Slater almost scored a perfect heat total. He took off late toward the end and shattered his board and even though he had the field combo’d let a barrage of F-words fly! “Fucking fuck fuck fuck!” he said or something much like that.
And that’s how good it is! I’m glad that the WSL doesn’t have a delay because otherwise they could have scrubbed Kelly’s swears. But his swears were like sweet honey! Like cocaine wine!
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Was Kelly so bummed that he broke his stick a sign that it is really difficult/rare to get a decent shape off of Tomo?
Agree – Pete always seems to have a crowbar up the clacker.
Where can I buy this cocaine wine?
That would be lit AF.
I’m sick of watching Wilko surf. And: poor Kelly. His first good board in months. Years?
Is the shaved-side mullet the new aussie surfer hair style?
If you spent more time online and less time surfing you’d know that haircut was a male bonding exercise from Taj’s farewell party…
They still all look like a bunch of knobheads though.
was slater rocking it too?
Here’s an idea: commentators super-heat! Who wouldn’t want to see Turpel getting minced at shish-kebabs? Pottz screaming Ross off his waves?
No, I’m the real Turpel!?
I wonder when dantas sold his soul for cj hobgoods style.
Last year around this time. His paddling style really is something to behold.
I’m just watching him do the hobgood fade and realizing there can be only one, I’d prefer him to be from Florida but he has’ mad hueys for fat yanks’ to try to run (salt crew life)
I dozed off and woke up thinking i was playing ” mike Tyson punch out!” then the transitional music is like something thrown out from a basement in Holland, sell more jerseys, buy some music rights.
Does anyone know if there’s a Strider-Blocker App available? Or an Ad-Blocker for Pottz?
If I knew anything about technology, I’d develop it. Maybe get Surfstitch to invest the startup
Wonder how long before WSL releases it’s Soundtrack on iTunes? So many questions
Waves are so insane good there right now, great footage
Its called bong hits and hulu in the other window with some stupid cartoon on, prefer my surfing to “lucas bros moving co.” than too the obvious tension between potz and turpel, seems like the honeymoon is over and Pottz has realized that he’s not getting paid enough to even sit in Fiji.
Gabrial medina shirt < Donald trump shirt
Nice to see the WSL has used atari for all its promotional music.
can’t wait for the comments bashing the Slater/Fanning claims. How dare they.
I thought slaters claim was really good! And totally worth the emphasis as opposed to a beating of the chest after floatering it to reverse all day.
Slater’s claim was very nice, I thought. Tasteful!
the old claims are ok when it’s something i like routine hey