Does Kelly Slater have an alt troll ego?
I guess Slater’s been baiting flat earth weirdos on instagram recently? Very funny. Kind of a glass houses scenario. I don’t know that all his pet projects have been one hundred percent above reproach.
But it’s Kelly Slater fucking with people. I get a real kick out of that.
I wonder if he’s got a couple anonymous accounts so he can comment without being noticed? I assume he would. I love the idea that he’s just some secret vicious troll. Taking out all his frustrations with the public by spewing pure vitriol at them. Signs in to an alt and starts cackling madly while laying out total false flag crazy.
I guess flat earth nuts don’t actually believe the earth is flat. Just that it’s not round. Or something like that. Whatever the case they’re dumb as shit.
So picking a fight with them is pretty low hanging fruit. Actually arguing with them is totally pointless. You’ll never change their mind. If they had half a brain they wouldn’t believe this position to begin with.
Which I think is true of a lot of peoples’ beliefs. They’re just so patently half-witted that they’re not really worth acknowledging. Better to mock than debate. Best to straight ignore.
Of course, sometimes they manage to mobilize their fellow like-minded fatheads and get elected to public office. Then there’s a problem.
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is slater is so fucking smart, he should invent a patent to regrow hair, way better ROI than a wave pool
I started watching it and was way too high to keep watching…ill get there though
she was a mistake gone wrong
when your life is so perfect…you get bored after a while
Now i know why he shaves his head,tin foil hats have better adherence. No the world isn’t flat, everybody knows its hollow and there’s reptilians living in the center with advanced technology and the ability to produce gravity from dark matter,dumbasses.
Slater believes in chem trails, buys into 9/11 conspiracy and seems to think Barca has all the answers to the world’s GMO problems. Flat earth is nothing.
I still can’t get my head around someone like Kelly being vocally anti-GMO. Lost all credibility.
Love is a CIA invention also.
Kelly Slater: laughing at Flat Earthers while getting his wave pool tested for Chemtrails