American swimmer Ryan Lochte robbed at gunpoint! Forced to pay the public back for bad TV!
American swimmer Ryan Lochte is a bummer that comes around once every four years.
After London people thought his cray cray handsome cray was too hot to handle and so he got his own television show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? that might have been the worst thing to ever appear on the small screen. Let’s watch highlights!
Thankfully it failed quickly.
But there was no other punishment for him and he got to continue living without fear, without consequence.
Until he went to Brazil! Last night after his final swim event he was held up at gunpoint by robbers. Let’s read about it in The New York Times!
Four American swimmers, including the six-time gold medalist Ryan Lochte, were held up at gunpoint early Sunday morning, according to the United States Olympic Committee.
The other United States swimmers robbed, according to a statement from the committee, were Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger and Jimmy Feigen.
“Their taxi was stopped by individuals posing as armed police officers who demanded the athletes’ money and other personal belongings,” a spokesman for the United States Olympic Committee said.
“All four athletes are safe and cooperating with authorities.”
Lochte told NBC News that one of the men put a cocked gun to his head.
“We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte said. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground.
“And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, “Get down,” and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cell phone, he left my credentials.”
“I was like whatever”…I suppose he is still living without fear. Too cool! Too sexy and I take it all back! Please gimme What Would Ryan Lochte Do II: The “Do You Feel Lucky Punk?” Years!
Well Chas, I hope you know, now, that’s all … a lie told by Lochte and his bimbo friends from the american swimming team.
And is surfacing now with videos of the arrival of the idiots at home of the US delegation … full of watches, drunk, documents, and whole … they were not injured, sodomized and neither had their sissy penis castrated by traffickers and bad guys, or bad cops.
Ryan was at a party, and found a Brazilian girl, the world’s best (of course!), while his girlfriend / fiancee, was in home of the US delegation …
He planned and made the plot to not look bad with his girlfriend …
The case is being discovered, but are trying to stifle … but the police, and others, are slowly discovering the truth.
The problem is that the case has the potential to become a diplomatic case, because of the lies and entrance of the FBI.
Ryan is a loser.
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Well … our bad guys thought it was the incredible, amazing… Bro C A Rooms!!!
Anyway … is the same … same!
Also Christie Brinkley was unavailable for comment. having been slaughtered and all.
… one minute everyone wants to know your secrets to immortality, then …
Unfortunately Ricardo dos Santos was unavailable for comment.
That’s lame.
What’s “lame” is a country so screwed up that getting robbed at gunpoint is no big deal and that rampant violence affects everyone.
True but you should respect the dead. Just let’em RIP. Thank you.
While I may have appeared to be flippant I can assure you that I was being anything but. It is respectful and prudent to remind people of the senseless violence that affects everyone in Brazil. From young orphans in the favela’s to talented pro’s like Riccardo anyone can be a victim and we shouldn’t let people forget that. In fact, we should be using him as a reason to push harder for solutions.
Alright, we brasilians are very pleased and thankful that you have such a generous agenda, trying to ‘remind’ us of what we have to deal everyday and claiming you’re not being bigoted and just plain hateful, thank you for that! Why don’t you try not to be flippant with Andy Irons death, for instance? Remind kids that are into surfing about drug abuse, bro. Cheers.
Dude….if you really are a “Brazzo”…remember….you come from a third world country with a third world culture. Being a condescending asshole just reminds people why they don’t give two fucking shits about your third world country or your third world culture.
Yeah, unfortunately Ricardo didn’t have the same luck this guys had. Also, “their taxi was stopped by individuals POSING as armed police officers” I just don’t buy it. They were probably police officers. I myself was robbed by a police officer in Rio, completely fucked up place.
Very sad.