The stodgy news network goes on a swearing spree while the WSL polishes its Book of Mormon!
How many naughty words do you hear on a World Surf League broadcast from the booth? Oh sure every once in a while a competitor will tee off and drop a few juicy bombs but the only swear I can recall hearing was Pottz very quiet, “Oh shit…” when it appeared that Mick Fanning was being brushed by a shark. Very very quiet.
But look at CNN!
The stodgy cable news network is busting out all over these days! First, journalist Fareed Zakaria told the weirdo with the beardo (Wolf Blitzer!) that Donald Trump is a “bullshit artist.” He said, “There’s a pattern here. Every time it is demonstrated that Donald Trump is plainly ignorant about some basic public policy issue, some well-known fact, he comes back with a certain bravado and tries to explain it away with a tweet or statement. That is the model of a bullshit artist.”
Shit was not bleeped. Bullshit. Live on CNN.
And now strategist Liz Mair called Donald Trump a “loudmouthed dick!”
She said, “It’s amazing to me that anybody’s still having a discussion about having some sort of intervention or bringing him (Trump) back on message. His message is being a loudmouthed dick…”
Dick was not bleeped. Loudmouthed Dick. Live on CNN!
And do you think that the WSL, exporting a cool guy vibe is disappointed at being shoved in the corner by a geriatric? Or do you think the league is so proud about freshly burnished “stick up the ass” credentials? Sorry, not ass. Behind. Stick up the behind.
Proudly tsk-tsking since ’06!
Also, though, if CNN is cursing all over the place does that mean curses have lost all edge?
One can only assume Anderson Cooper doesn’t flinch at the mention of dick, I mean I don’t know exactly how Lurch said it, maybe if it was quite boisterous and big…
Jesus fucking christ the same day that cunt trump gets elected we’ll all be calling chunky bitches “fat whores” and the big mac will be referred to as the yugest godamn cheeseburger in the shitty world and all the PC assholes will have to shove it right up their cunts……..Balls.
Ha!
Not surprising coming from the Clinton News Network.
Edgy!
Didn’t you hear? Since the explosion of hobo beards, greasy man-buns, tattoo sleeves, cuffed sweatpants, and foul mouths among today’s misguided youth, clean cut has become the new edgy… the WSL is now the Überkühl, so shut the fu… take that, Chas!
You are so right! It’s norm-normcore!
I mean mormcore!
Mormcore- Bravo Chas.