Are you looking to achieve that cock-jammed-down-your-throat look?
Things are happening. Amazing things. Magical things!
Maybe I’ll tell you about them later. Maybe I won’t. Maybe it’s more fun to let your imaginations wander.
Maybe I’m just brain fried from surfing a very fun left hand point all day. I really need to get a surf hat. Just say fuck it and pick up a chin-strap number. Or stop shaving my head so short. Leave a little hair for protection from those nasty ol’ UV rays.
Anyway… there’s a point here. Something I need to say before I forget. Before my mind shuts own for good.
We, surfers as a whole, have done a lot of stupid shit over the years. Banana boards. Short shorts. The US Open. Velcro booties/deck pad combos. Fu Wax. Board shorts over wetsuits. The Game.
I’ll bitch and moan. That’s what I do. Can’t help it.
But in the end I can ultimately accept that things just are the way they are.
But GoPro mouth mounts…
Three guys paddling around the line up. Looking like they’ve got cocks jammed down their throats.
I’ll be the first to say, “If that’s the look you’re going for you go shine right on you crazy fucking diamond!”
If it’s not, and I’ll bet that’s that case, you need to take a look a good hard look at the footage you’ve been generating. Is it good? Is it great? I’ll bet not.
Like amateur porn, the idea is a hell of a lot prettier than the reality. It may feel good. It does not look so.
Now pop that fucker in. Go stand in front of a mirror for twenty minutes. Film it. Watch it.
Are you happy with what you’ve become?
PS: Nate Diaz is going to murder Conor McGregor.
Haha Dias didnt murder anyone. Mcgregor made him piss and he’ll do it again in the next fight!
JOB and friend said “mount,” “shoot,” “long,” and “mouth” way too much. Personally, I think the view from the pros mouth, while they’re barrel riding is pretty sick. Also, yes, Diaz will crush Mcgregor, again. Mcgregor has only one way to win, he has to drop Nate (a random head kick or a bomb on the sweet spot; both of which are possible but very, very difficult to land on an in shape Nate), and then finish him with ground and pound- good luck with that. The magic of the Diaz bros is that when they get hurt, they fall into their Jitsu (or wrestling/judo), which in Nate’s case, is arguably the best offensive MMA guard in the game. Oh, and Nate will be stronger, bigger, and in better shape. Good luck Connor.
Wrong on all accounts here. Remind me not to listen to your UFC ramblings again.
Actually, I was right, and I’ll tell you why: Connor had the good luck of fighting an injured Nate – a knee and a rib injury; and for those of us that have competed with injuries, and competed against injured people, we know that they make all the difference. Nate had no power, at all. Mark my words, if Nate is uninjured at 155, he’ll crush Connor. Hope you didn’t read that UFC ramble.
I think you can guess how I feel about this.
How’s that house of mirrors coming along?
“Short shorts.” Are you not wearing your mandated Beach Grit signature shorts on vacation?
…a size issue prevents one third of the BeachGrit triumvirate from inflating our sophisticated shorts.