American swimmer Ryan Lochte's wonderful account of being super tough is apparently not true!
Did you read American swimmer Ryan Lochte’s wonderful account of getting robbed at gunpoint with his three swimmer friends just days ago?
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He said, in his toughest Clint Eastwood:
“We got pulled over, in the taxi, and these guys came out with a badge, a police badge, no lights, no nothing just a police badge and they pulled us over,” Lochte said. “They pulled out their guns, they told the other swimmers to get down on the ground — they got down on the ground. I refused, I was like we didn’t do anything wrong, so — I’m not getting down on the ground.
“And then the guy pulled out his gun, he cocked it, put it to my forehead and he said, “Get down,” and I put my hands up, I was like ‘whatever.’ He took our money, he took my wallet — he left my cell phone, he left my credentials.”
But then did you read how it was all basically fabricated? Multiple news sources have pointed to the swimmers and Lochte as being drunk, belligerent and destructive. They were dealt with then claimed they were robbed with Lochte claiming he was very tough and cool. “I was like ‘whatever.'”
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And we only have Brazil to thank for, first, theoretically robbing a tool and, second, having this incident of false bravado haunt him for the rest of his life.
“I was like ‘whatever!'”
The man will never work in this town again!
P.S. This has to do with surfing in the same way Shaun White has to do with surfing…. Brazil!
All gringos are basically cunts. Fact.
they accepted a bribe dipshit. It was OVER until Lochte’s mom said they got robbed at gunpoint. An obvious fabrication. Again… If the story never made the news.. The Brazilian “security guard” and store owner split the $55 usd and wouldn’t have said a thing.
The money was paid to pay for the property damage with a GUN pointed at them? Ok. So ONLY AFTER they paid they were allowed to leave the scene. GTFOH with that bs bro.
“the swimmers asked how much the broken banner costed, workers said 100 reais, the swimmers then gave them 100 reais plus a 20 dollar bill and were allowed to leave.”
They were “allowed to leave?” If they were NOT police officers… They were civilians. Meaning that it was NOT LEGALLY a bribe. A civilian can give another civilian money to resolve an issue and that’s not a crime bro. Cmon.. You sound like a VERY intelligent guy by your verbiage. Americans were idiots for da,aging property. And the security guard who drew the gun was an idiot too. Cancelled out.
Again… It doesn’t matter if the workers or security did not ASK for money. The kooks (Americans) offered it… And they took it. Right? Can we agree on that? There is NO FUKN WAY even four guys against one guy with a gun can leave the scene of a misdemeanor when the guy with the gun says “don’t you fukn leave!! I don’t want your fucking money!! Take it back!! We’re gonna wait for the police!!” right?? But that didn’t happen right? It only became an issue because Lochte told his mom a false story. If he didn’t… This wouldn’t even be news right? Can we agree on that?
one response brother… FREE WILL?? you said they drew their guns right??? How does having a gun drawn on you equate to “free will??” Iif somebody drew a gun onme.. regardless of what IDIOTIC act i just committed…I don’t don’t think that constitutes free will at that point. It doesnt matter if they “offered them money” to not get the police involved. i’d rather not get shot at that point right? So if the “security agents” did not want to be “bribed” they could’ve threw the money back in their faces and said “fuck you! we don’t want your money! We’re waiting for the cops to come.” So answer me… how did a guy(s) with a gun allow 4 guys to leave and jump in a cab and leave the scene when you had a gun?? They obviously kept the money right?
and bro… if this story never went public.. do you think the “security guards” who took $55 dollars from the 4 swimmers would’ve come forward? Nope.
So again… all I’m saying is… let it be. Two wrongs don’t make a right,
3 over posts make a right, right? Powerful deductive logic can be misconstrued as speculation, especially when over cooked.
I don’t understand all the fuss? They were in a toilet doing grade A bugle and almost got busted. They could of at least fucked a tranny and got caught. That would of been interesting at the very least.
It certainly would have, and I am baffled at the fuss created as well. Does it really matter? I say no, he is home in the US and I doubt that they will exercise extradition being as that he is in fact an Olympic athlete.
Don’t get me wrong I think they’re inbred, jocks with IQ so low I imagine talking sense is a challenge but the real question should be why were they all in a toilet. The fact they lied is representative of their intellect. I just want real news. Some juicy news about drugs, hookers and guns.
youre commenting on “overposts” when I acknowledged wrongs on both sides? I get what you’re saying. But I was responded with detail so I will respond in kind. Thanks for your interjection though.
Goodness me I’m not prejudice. The more men in toilets together the better. Just call a spade a spade and come out and say they blew bugle up each arseholes, got a bit of anxiety and decided to kick the fuck out of a toilet. Swimmers just can’t handle their drugs.
Your spot on. I knew some guys on my high school swim team, those guys were freaking wild. They did all sorts of unmentionable acts with chicks and dudes alike.
I just want to know what they were all doing in a toilet together at a petrol station. I can only assume they were having a discussion on what type of loo paper they use. It all got very heated. There were anxious moments. Rushes of emotion. Euphoria. Moments of anxiety followed by a sudden urge to talk. Talk to anyone. Then a steady build of violence as they quickly realise they’re in a toilet and there’s no cheerleaders around.
Yep. They totally weren’t doing gack and almost got busted.
Cheerleaders, classic! Ha
Well from reliable source, just a few moments ago…
Ryan once arrived in the USA had plastic surgery … but the style remains the same!
Ahhh he lost his playmate!!!
Hahaha
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Gotta love the Rio 2016 spokesman Mario Andrada’s attitude towards the “saga”
“No apologizes [sic] from him (Lochte) or other athletes are needed. We have to understand that these kids came here to have fun. Let’s give these kids a break. Sometimes you make decisions that you later regret. They had fun, they made a mistake, life goes on.”
Negs, I suppose you haven’t been keeping up with the story. 75% of what Lochte said was true based upon his recanting of his first story. He clarified that they were not pulled over, that the incident happened at the gas station, that there was not a cocked gun in his face but one pointed in their direction. He also said the “armed” guy with a badge told them all to “get down” and Lochte said “no! For what?” And defied the order. The video proves that happened. A BRAZILIAN witness corroborated the story and said she saw a man pull a gun on the suspects.
The 25% embellishment is that they destroyed the property first and that is what they were trying to cover up. I’m not biased… That’s a bad move American douches!
But take this into consideration…. In a first world country, if you were drunk at the pub and kicked the bar door open shattering the door… You should be detained by a bouncer and a police report should be filed when the cops arrive. You would NOT get money upon the spot but will have to file for rename ration in a court of law. Street justice is not legal. Could the bouncer or bar owner point a gun to you and demand that you pay for the damage? Hell no. Property damage is a misdemeanor in most cases. Pulling a gun on someone and demanding money in most countries is a felony.
What if a black man in LA was hammered in a 7-11 after hours and destroyed a locked refidge because they didn’t want to sell him booze at 3am. The guy exits the store and the owner or security guy comes outside.. points a gun in his face and demands him to give him all his money in his wallet. What/who do you think the majority of America would side with?
Moral of the story… Two wrongs don’t make a right. Just drop it and carrying on.
¡Jeah!
BOMB DIA!
Ive been waiting for this since i first heard about what that swamp donkey pulled. However, i was hoping for a more in depth (longer) piece with chas taking a nancy grace approach straight ripping that tool bag a new asshole. New evidence and/or video footage is going to be dropping hourly. I can’t believe he left all shady-like while others weren’t able to leave.
Have you seen that he’s recently been indicted by the local police? Whats the USA’s situation regarding extradition to Brazil?
Not to wish ill on others (k, maybe a little here) but watching a trial for this would be so entertaining.
You’d think he would have learned after the Lewis Samuels mistruth(s) saga, reported here first!
You’d think!