Brett Simpson beats John John, Tanner Gudauskas clocks Medina. Voodoo?
Damn you, Brett Simpson!
Knocking out JJ in round three! How dare you?
Who to blame? Pottz, Barton and Turpel for constantly harping on “the pressure”? Strider for his confusing pie metaphors? John’s wonky knee?
Maybe Simpo laid some bad ju-ju on the world’s most favoritest tow-head. Hired a black magic witch doctor, paid extra for a mean hex. You can do that shit, you know. Hire curses online. But they don’t come cheap.
Which is terribly frustrating, because curses aren’t real.
You’d have to be an empty headed simpleton to believe they are. But there’s no shortage of fools and I though it’d be funny to really fuck with someone’s head. I really wanted to pay someone suitably foreign, hopefully with an exotic accent and peculiar mien, to whip up a nonsense ritual then send my target something indicating they’d been cursed. Like a cross with chicken blood on it.
Or, fuck, a certificate indicating cursed status. With gold inlay and scrollwork and shit.
It’s all bullshit, but you can really get inside someone’s head with bullshit. And I’ve a long list of humans I don’t actually want to hurt, but would love it if they thought I was responsible for life’s constant misery.
I’m surprised no one’s done it with Medina. He believes in god, right? It’s just a short hop from christian superstition to Marie Laveau style voodoo.Beat those heathen drums, sacrifice some small animal. No more title race for him.
Maybe someone already did it. Maybe the Gudang clan hit up Fiverr and employed some black magic trickery to shut down the Brazilian everyone loves to hate. Gabby sure seems to think he got done wrong.
I think 8.3 was plenty.
Meanwhile… Kelly…
can you give me your supplier number? this is good shit….
jordy a world title?? pass that spliff brother. you’ve had enough.
I thought you didn’t care
Brazilians are such martyrs.
Good to see Simpo finally get his shit together for a World Title run, though.
You can script this. Medina was shorted because John John just lost and the WSL want a John John world title.
Then Medina wins France and all the conspiracy theorists say the opposite. Zzzz…
Medina should quit this rigged shit.
BeachGrit is not a handkerchief for your tears Tio…
Negatron, with all due respect, you gotta admit it is rigged.
I understand corruption rules supreme in your homeland, which in turn makes you suspicious of bad calls. But as a judge myself it’s just that. A bad call. It happens…
And hypocrisy runs supreme in your land. The ammount of BS is endless. You can make a bad call on lesser magnitudes. That, in a very clear way, was a manipulation of results.
Or your saying that WSL judges are incorruptible?
A group of men can easily make a bad call regardless of the scale… politicians do it daily.
Everyone’s corruptible but rigging a result needs the involvement of many, many multilayered cogs and wheels, people are generally to stupid to pull it off.
Barton’s reaction to Gabs’ score was worth the shitty judging…. “Whhhhhhhat!?! WHAAAT!?!” That was the most emotion I heard from the commentary team all year, prob even more emotion than Mick’s shark encounter.
Hell yeah that was classic. Even Ross then followed up with agreeing with BL.
As they are on the WSL payroll they usually always play the straight bat. BORING.
Get Barton on the comm.team ASAP!
Strider,Barton,Occy,Gerr and Pottz for next year.
Medina got robbed, correct the title of this article. He should drop off the tour and give the title to JJF. Piece of shit event, worst ever. JJF lost fair and square to Brett.
#freecavvy
Quote of the day so far: “So cool of the WSL to pick events to get an undisputed world champion”.
Really? Is that what they’ve been up to all this time?
Confess!… Confess!… Confess!…
Shame!!!
Ding!
Shame!!!
Ding!
Shame!!!
Ding!
Did you see Medina post on Instagram? The guy is tired of this shit. May leave the tour.
I really don’t think that is the path he must follow … or will.
Andy once said, in J-Bay, after “the heat” against KS, “so.. means that now you give scores before you stand on the board?!” …
Medina’s luck is that Double J single F feels so uncomfortable, but so uncomfortable (to the dispair of the WSL and surf media …) with the yellow jersey, that the title will follow open until Pipe …
There they crown the bald guy … again!