Herr CEO: “That fucking BeachGrit!”

The three most beautiful words in the world!

Do you wonder what President D. J. Trump will do to the press that tried valiantly yet vainly tried to bring him low? By all reports he is a vengeful man. As President almighty do you think he will smash The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, etc.?

That pitched battle will be fun to watch!

On a related note, I heard wonderful news this week. A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend happened to be having a meeting with the World Surf League brass even including Mister CEO Paul Speaker himself. During the meeting one of BeachGrit’s now classic Speaker chronicles was apparently unleashed (maybe it was this one. Or this one. Or this one. Who knows! Who could even begin to guess!) into the world. Mister CEO Paul Speaker, this friend of a friend told a friend of a friend told me, allegedly looked down at his phone, shook his head and uttered a single phrase.

“That fucking BeachGrit.”

Never has my heart soared so high.

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johnjohnsmomsleftboob
johnjohnsmomsleftboob
9 years ago

News just in ‘Surfstich launches aggressive take over of Beachgrit, stock prices plumet’

Simon Says
Simon Says
9 years ago

Wow, that’s pretty gritty!

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
9 years ago

a charlie sheen #winning

omlete
omlete
9 years ago

Spare a thought for Negatron today. His home town was hammered and totally cut-off by a 7.5 earthquake just after midnight. A tsunami warning had everyone seeking high ground. I hope he and all his loved ones are OK.

Ghost Coast
Ghost Coast
9 years ago
Reply to  omlete

Oh man thats heavy. Such a cool spot hope its not to bad.

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
9 years ago
Reply to  omlete

apparently he’s doing ok. phone lines and power still down. so hard to get confirmed reports.

omlete
omlete
9 years ago

Good to hear thanks.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I really hope it was the Diva article and the roses one!!!

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

Next: “Dirk Ziff: ‘I love BeachGrit!'”

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

or how much for beach Grit , so I can control the world ?

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

That’s one miracle. One miracle to go and I think BG will experience canonization.

velobwoy
velobwoy
9 years ago

I was trying to put myself in his shoes. He doesn’t surf, right?

Man, he is a brave motherfucker for throwing his hat in with this mob. Or really stupid. Or both!

Pam's life buoy
Pam's life buoy
9 years ago

LOL. Just don’t change Chas.


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