Best: Bastardization of Hawaii ever!

Tiny bubbles! In the wine! Make me happy! Make me feel fine!

Does the word “Aloha” give you lots and lots of pleasure? When you hear “aloha spirit” “aloha” or just plain “aloha” does your heart glow with a familiar pleasure? Do you dream in Hawaii? Do you love “Island Lifestyle” and “Reyn Spooner” and plumeria? Are you a Rainbow Warrior?

Then watch this!

How do you feel now? Still all those things?

Good for you!

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Kooks_die_young
Kooks_die_young
9 years ago

Yuck.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

hawaii is the west virginia of the pacific. since we’re on the topic of dumb hawaiians, is there a bigger nut-rider, hanger-on loser than kala?

Albino Pelican
Albino Pelican
9 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

I feel like “the Florida of the Pacific” may be a better choice. Lots of dumb people migrating there looking for a better life only to be ultimately disappointed and become meth addicts (except Rory of course).

Seymour Khantz
Seymour Khantz
9 years ago
Reply to  Albino Pelican

More Grit articles on meth in Hawaii please. As sad and hopeless as the situation is, i just find them that funny.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
9 years ago

Born Ku’ualoha Taylor in Hilo. Miss Hawaii. She’s no Yanet Garcia, but who is?

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
9 years ago

confusing that it is so san diego…

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

I’ve got a plumeria sticker on my PT Cruiser – is that cool?

J H
J H
9 years ago

You know what they say…if you have to ask…

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

…then you are a cool-ass motherfucker?

J H
J H
9 years ago

In your case….YES!

For the rest of the fucknuts on this site…again…do you really have to ask??.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

Can you catch the aloha spirit from faecal coliform? That’s her best chance I reckon.

J H
J H
9 years ago

I’d say your best chance of catching it is from a tranny hooker on Kuhio.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

Well that escalated quickly.

J H
J H
9 years ago

I’m trying to help a brother out, here…

stewie
stewie
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

pink eye’s been going around recently if you know what i mean

Kooks_die_young
Kooks_die_young
9 years ago
Reply to  stewie

You ve been farting on each others pillows?

stewie
stewie
9 years ago
Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

Nothing to see here, move along.


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