Tiny bubbles! In the wine! Make me happy! Make me feel fine!
Does the word “Aloha” give you lots and lots of pleasure? When you hear “aloha spirit” “aloha” or just plain “aloha” does your heart glow with a familiar pleasure? Do you dream in Hawaii? Do you love “Island Lifestyle” and “Reyn Spooner” and plumeria? Are you a Rainbow Warrior?
Then watch this!
How do you feel now? Still all those things?
Good for you!
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Yuck.
hawaii is the west virginia of the pacific. since we’re on the topic of dumb hawaiians, is there a bigger nut-rider, hanger-on loser than kala?
I feel like “the Florida of the Pacific” may be a better choice. Lots of dumb people migrating there looking for a better life only to be ultimately disappointed and become meth addicts (except Rory of course).
More Grit articles on meth in Hawaii please. As sad and hopeless as the situation is, i just find them that funny.
Born Ku’ualoha Taylor in Hilo. Miss Hawaii. She’s no Yanet Garcia, but who is?
confusing that it is so san diego…
I’ve got a plumeria sticker on my PT Cruiser – is that cool?
You know what they say…if you have to ask…
…then you are a cool-ass motherfucker?
In your case….YES!
For the rest of the fucknuts on this site…again…do you really have to ask??.
Can you catch the aloha spirit from faecal coliform? That’s her best chance I reckon.
I’d say your best chance of catching it is from a tranny hooker on Kuhio.
Well that escalated quickly.
I’m trying to help a brother out, here…
pink eye’s been going around recently if you know what i mean
You ve been farting on each others pillows?
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