Kip Dynamite
I woke up super congested this morning. Gnarly sinus headache to boot. Fucking sucks, I really wanted to go dive. Try and kill some fish. But you can't do that shit when your head tubes are jam-packed with mucus. Or you can, but you'll only do it once. Sinus squeezes hurt like a son of a bitch.

Parker: “My tubes are jammed with mucous!”

Fucking sucks, I really wanted to go dive. Try and kill some fish.

I woke up super congested this morning. Gnarly sinus headache to boot. Fucking sucks, I really wanted to go dive. Try and kill some fish. But you can’t do that shit when your head tubes are jam-packed with mucus. Or you can, but you’ll only do it once. Sinus squeezes hurt like a son of a bitch.

Maybe I’ll go skate. Been a while since I beat my fat ass against the asphalt. It’s raining right now, but that’s typical. Should dry up in a little while. Usually does.

Until then I’m gonna sit on my ass and watch skate videos. You seen this one? Eight minute long doubles routine. So good, so fun, so creative.

I know it’s way easier for skaters to get clips than it is for surfers. They can hit the same ledge or rail or transition over and over and over. No paddling, no waiting. No relying on swell or wind or tide.

Still, though, I wish someone in the surf world would sdump the lifestyle shots, put an end to the cookie cutter visuals. Do something different.

Maybe that’s too much to hope for. Maybe it’s just too difficult. Maybe surfers don’t really care. I don’t know. But a man can dream.

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jean michel
jean michel
9 years ago

why don’t you start editing instead of moaning?

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
9 years ago

other 14 yr old kids an sarge is my guess

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

Surfing can still learn a lot from it’s land based offspring. Video editing, music selections and just general aesthetics. Some people in the industry do seem to ‘get it’.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Buy a Neil med sinus rinse bottle and douche up your nose. Clears it right up

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

that video was golden Rory, thanks!

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

Maybe if you weren’t so fat you wouldn’t be sick and injured all the time.


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