sunrise shack
Sunrise Shack features a minimal menu. Coffee, tea, papaya bowls. I'm not a huge fan of the last. Papayas are kind of gross. But I fucking love coffee. Suck down far too much each morning. Expensive local-grown jitters before I can face the world. | Photo: WSL

Get high with: Koa Smith + Koa Rothman!

The new owners of a cute little coffee shop called the Sunrise Shack at Sunset!

Koa Smith, his brothers and Koa Rothman have opened a cute little coffee shack on Oahu’s North Shore. Called the Sunrise Shack it’s located right across from Sunset.

If you’re in town for the Triple Crown you might want to swing by. Not many spots nearby to grab a snack or early morning cup of joe. Kammie’s is long dead. You’ve got Ted’s down the road, which is amazing, but is always jam-packed and it’s too hard to resist grabbing a crab and bacon sandwich with a slice of haupia pie on the side. Tasty in your belly, terrible for an afternoon session.

Sunrise Shack features a minimal menu. Coffee, tea, papaya bowls. I’m not a huge fan of the last. Papayas are kind of gross. But I fucking love coffee. Suck down far too much each morning. Expensive local-grown jitters before I can face the world.

They’re selling Bulletproof coffee, something I’d never heard of before today. It’s coffee with butter in it! What will they think of next?

Prices are a bit high, but that’s to be expected in Hawaii. Nothing comes cheap here.

It’s been a long time dream of mine to run something similar. A little joint on the side of the road, stocked with tasty local goodies. Set outrageous prices, offer kama’aina discounts.

Coffee for locals- $2

Haole surcharge- $10

I’d be surly and rude, operate under a policy of “the customer can go fuck himself.” I’d let regulars cut the line, kick people out for the most minor transgressions.

With the right marketing, who knows? Maybe I could sell that as part of the appeal. Like one of those “insult restaurants.”

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It’s a terrible business model, I know, so it’ll have to sit on the back burner until I’ve lucked into a ton of money and can afford to piss it away on what amounts to a very expensive prank.

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

the 7-11 in haliewa has a good choice of fresh coffee. would go there every morning before work. jamie obriens old monkey boy(Ruben tejada), not his current one(poopies), tried to fight my boss one morning. my boss slammed the door shut on reubens hand. it was great, hawaii is a real special place.

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

Is Koa Smith the spawn of Gary Busey? And why is Koa wearing his mom’s sarong? Well, I guess if Busey is your dad, you can do whatever the F you like. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

What if, say, somone wanted to bring their own bad vibes since they are out?

Building The Revolution
Building The Revolution
9 years ago

I love you Beach Grit. You write the way I like to read.

Tom House
Tom House
9 years ago

Boy oh boy would you just LOVE Trouble Coffee.

samwaters
samwaters
9 years ago

Does someone from Beach Grit have a trust fund? Since you only have ‘one’ recent advertiser here–for good reason–how do you pay the bills?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Wait… what’s the “good reason?”

samwaters
samwaters
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Let me rephrase that. How do you guys pay the bills with only one advertiser?

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Free BJs; haha, sorry BG, I couldn’t help myself.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

It takes two blowy’s and a few box dig outs a month but it works.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

List of things unlikely to make you bullet proof:
1. adding butter to your coffee
2. Sharkbanz
3….

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Not only is Bulletproof Coffee a thing, it’s a trademarked thing! Like Crossfit(tm).

UGH…

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

The koa smith looks like he will cage it in the basement and make it clean itself.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

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