Oowee, we got wheels!
Oh the glorious days of being a kid, flying everywhere on a bike. Jumping footpaths, squeezing past grid-locked cars, down alleyways, balancing a sled under your arm.
There was a beautiful summer in my late teens when, three times a week, I’d pack a bag with roast chicken sandwiches and a litre of apple juice, shove my brother’s old ten-speed on a ferry to Rottnest Island and cycle a dozen clicks to ride empty mid-week waves. I’d concoct so many potential futures on these long rides: maybe I’d make surf movies, magazines, books, maybe I’d learn to fly planes or front a band. The cool afternoon offshore in my face. Ears plugged into garage punk. Complete freedom.
Anyway, a few months ago, I figured I’d get back in the bike game. The topography in my part of Bondi is flat enough to make it an easy run to the beach. To stores. I did a little research, and found a company called Chappelli. Simple, classic bikes that weren’t overtly hipster.
The owner is an English guy called Pablo Chappelli, whose dad used to compete in the Tour de France. Pabs grew up assembling bikes. Figured that was his future. But en route to creating the eponymous Chappelli bikes in 2009, he was an industrial designer for Dyson and, later, headed the innovation team at Breville.
I bought a matte black ride with Louis Vuitton-style leather seat and grips.
Me and Pabs got talking over the cash register. Turned out my ol pal Jim Parry did all the graphics. Pabs said he liked BeachGrit, liked our monochrome aesthetic, and said, how about we do a collaboration?
It took a while. But this is it. The Urban 29er, also know as Fat Tony.
It’s a wild sonofabitch.
Pabs tells me it’s “got all the best gear including best of breed Avid BB7 cable disc brakes, sliding drop-outs, Sturmey Archer 3 Speed internal hub and 29 inch wheels for steam rolling your local hood. All teamed with a CrMo frame.”

What’s that mean? There’s a throttle-style gear selector under your right hand. It’s a three-speed but with the ratios of six. So you gonna eat up hills. The fat tyres bounce you over kerbs. And it ain’t gonna rust.
Pabs says he can ship it anywhere in the world.
Note: If you go to the site you won’t see an option of matte black or for BeachGrit. Punch BeachGrit into the discount code pane at checkout and you’ll get an eighty-buck lock (which you gonna need) for free and Pabs knows you want the BeachGrit version.
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Thank the dark lord it ain’t a fixie.
It’s assuming that you’ve already been wearing the Beachgrit trunks for the last year.
I can’t tell if Derek is trying to trick us into thinking Pablo Chappelli is English, or if ol’ Pablo pulled a fast one on the crab.
Am I wrong? He has a gorgeous accent.
I did some research, turns out his last name is Chappell. I’m guessing Chappelli is just an homage to the enduring legacy of Italian bicycle companies.
You’re absolutely right on both counts. But English, I’m sure!
Things that tough that you have to resort to flogging pushies.
Just set up one of those scab pages and ask people to donate money, seems they never fail.
Got to be easier and a little less demeaning than selling bikes.
I didn’t know you knew Jimbo and Pabs. Two of the nicest talented people to have a drink with.
Yeah. Jim was the original designer of Stab, or at least Stab pre-birth, as it happens.
I got Jim’s job in London when he left to go to Loaded then randomly moved into the flat above him 10 yrs later in Bondi.
What are the chances!
Must’ve been before Rotto was for rich wankers only! I made pals with an insufferable cunt purely because he had a boat.
I haven’t been back to that bewitching hunk of coral and sand in twenty years! Is it really the preserve of the fabulously wealthy?
It is I’m afraid. $85 return! but oh the waves!
I used to ride on the five-dollar special! From East Fremantle!
“Garage Punk”….?Neptunes/ Chevelles/ Stems or even Bamboos/ Kryptonics?
The Neptunes! https://www.youtube.com/wat…
It’s really not safe riding a bike with a board under your arm, I’m fucken shocked your would promote such behaviour. #tryingtokillthereaders
The ad banners on the BG page promote riding a horse with a scythe, and just look at the number of winged messengers descending from the heavens to protect the rider. We should only need a few messengers riding one of these bikes. That bike seat looks fashionably uncomfortable.
(mollified) well as long as there’s winged messengers then
From smug week to mollified week. Well played sir, well played.