Are you closer to John John Florence or 2pec?
John John Florence is a fantastic thing. Did you believe that a surfer might come in our lifetime that could stand up to the mighty myth of Kelly Slater? Oh I’m not saying John John is quite there yet but it is possible that he could unseat the king and become the greatest surfer who ever lived and possible is wow.
Do you think he could win 12 world titles or is that too much? Do you think he could star in the film remake of Baywatch or is it too late?
So many things to think about and while it is nice to ponder super-humanity it is also nice to ponder people like us.
Do you think he could win 12 world titles or is that too much? Do you think he could star in the film remake of Baywatch or is it too late?
People like Australian rapper 2pec. Did you read his story that unfolded in Surfers Paradise? Let’s together from the BBC!
An Australian rapper called 2pec racked up a large bill in a seafood restaurant, before running into the sea to avoid paying, a Queensland court has heard.
Police set off in hot pursuit on jetskis for the man, who later claimed he ran to help a friend give birth on the beach, according to local media.
His bill was over A$600 (£360, $450).
Terry Peck, who has been charged with theft and assault, later said the lobsters were overcooked.
The 33-year-old appeared in court on Monday morning after the incident at Omeros Bros restaurant in Surfers Paradise on the east coast.
He allegedly consumed two lobsters, a baby octopus, 21 vodka oyster shots and “a number of Coronas”.
“Oh God! By himself?” said magistrate Joan White when she granted bail, according to ABC News.
A restaurant representative, Mark Hunnybun, rejected the criticism of the standard of cooking, telling the network: “We pride ourselves on cooking our lobsters perfectly.”
Australian media have uncovered some of Mr Peck’s self-produced music, including one track entitled Ozi Ozi Ozi Oy Oy Oy.
Brilliant.
And now BeachGrit proudly presents Ozi Ozi Ozi Oy Oy Oy. Enjoy.
I couldn’t possibly care any less about this 2pec idiot, but there is not even the tiniest, most miniscule shred of a chance that JJF unseats Slater as “Best Surfer Ever.” Not even a remote chance. 99% of Slater’s power comes from him wanting that title. JJF doesn’t care. Slater was also in an entirely different orbit from most of his peers, Andy being the only exception. JJF is better than most. But ain’t in his own league.
Look at 2 Pec! 2 Fucking Pec!
Pretty sure he was the overcooked one..
2-pec. 1/2 a brain.
T-Loc smokes 2Pec!!!
https://vimeo.com/209050659
Ran to help a friend give birth on the beach – hahahaha!!!!! Best ever
And when the jet skis came, he hid, wait for it, underwater.
You can smell he’s a Kiwi, there are no Aussies in surfers.
This is true.
The Goldie’s Florida with better waves.
The Gold Coast consistently produces quality.