Stab magazine is hiring! Do you have what it takes?
Have you ever wanted to travel the world on limited notice? Be a gatekeeper? Handy with a keyboard? Evolve filmmakers? Upload stories? Brilliant medium director? Inspire a meme?
Well son of a bitch. Your dream job just became available.
Stab magazine says…
Rory, are you there? (The Rip Current one from Scotland)
Michael Ciaramella… what about you?
Nick Carroll?
Huma’s Tears?
Doobalchy?
Come on. One of you sons of bitches should apply.
Michael Kocher? You there? You need some money?
i will do it. i have no experience at anything except moonlighting as a pizza mascot (surprise!) but by god that site will be emotionally-charged and a click-fest by the time i am done with it https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
i would read this. but i might be the only one 😉
I heart jen see.
I can see a new idea for JOB and Poops at Pipe…
It looks like you were caught drunk on the job and the hotdog bitch-slapped you for it.
“Goddamn it. How are you going to graduate to sign flipping if you can’t get it together man?”
First duty: proofread job ads
I love how “uploading stories to Stabmag.com” is listed as a work duty.
Jesus, they even have a plug for Stab in the Dark in their fucking want ad
Can I work remotely from München, I wonder if stab would like a german version?
Think you could get into hot water with German BDSM rag Das Stab.
truly hope they hire Rory Parker.
I don’t know Rory personally, but I am sure that he will never leave his Hawaiian paradise. He HATES LA, that is one thing that is for sure.
You are correct.
Shit, who wouldn’t hate L.A.?
I can drink coffee and take shits on company time. Should qualify me right?
Derek! You can get paid again! (kind of)
Three stories in 9 plus hours. Marsha (Chas), Marsha (Chas), Marsha (Chas)…..its always about Marsha (Chas).
Chas, you should re-up on the white lady, grab a fifth of Jameson and bring this home with a fourth story in full blow n’ Whiskey bender mode. Laird thinks so too.
Derek needs to throw is goddamn hat back in the ring!
would be the best full-circle story of ever…
Well if he doesn’t, than you certainly should. A fantastical coup! I’ll storm the gates with you!
it’s the literary equivalent of being a smooth-hound shark
Translation for us seppos? ( your podcast interview with other Rory , not the rip current version, was gold, by the way… the “ask me how you could improve your writing ” bit started off cringeworthy but was the highlight of the exchange)
see Shark Attack In England story below. re that podcast, I think I should just stick to writing
Your surf coaching is pretty astute too. As a former young ripper turned Old Kook (long story) I’ve appreciated the pointers.
I’ll be damned if I’m paying Coastalwatch $75 a year for a few videos though. Sorry.
I did buy yer book…
Old Guy… You are right, that part of the interview was a bit awkward to say the least. But, to Rory’s credit (not the lost at sea Rory), he had us listening. The bad part is that I am confident that Rory wanted nothing to do with that feedback from Nick.
BTW Nick, I really enjoyed listening to your thoughts.