Where do surfers go when the lights turn out?
Do you wonder what happens to your favorite pro surfers when the lights turn out on their professional competitive careers? Like, what is Brett Simpson doing right now? Or Ethan Ewing? How are they spending their salad years? Or Taj Burrow? Everyone’s one-time second favorite surfer has been out of the public eye for some time but just re-emerged in North Carolina and in a surprising role. Let’s read about him in the local news!
Youth surfers got a chance to meet several top pro surfers last week when they visited Wrightsville Beach as part of the Gnarly Charley Surf Series on Thursday, July 27.
Pro surfer Taj Burrow, who retired from the ASP World Tour in 2016 after a 17-year career on the tour that saw him win 12 tournaments, came to the tournament, as did other pro surfers, including Peter Mendia, Bo Raynor and Knox Harris.
After the surfers arrived at the event, a line of kids eager to get the signatures of their favorite surfers. Most had the surfers sign hats, t-shirts and posters, but one young surfer, Mako Musilunas, who hoisted a trophy at the event, even got a signature on his forehead.
But a few of the young surfers wanted an even closer experience with the pros. Talan Groseclose, a young surfer from Carolina Beach, let Burrow shave part of his head to mimic the familiar “mohawk” style haircut Burrow would wear on the tour.
“It’s pretty sick,” Groseclose said of the haircut.
Groseclose said the event helped him learn about how to compete in a surf tournament.
“I learned how to wait on waves instead of just going for everything,” Groseclose said.
Now, I spend most of my days reading surf news but this whole story had me scratching my head from the very beginning. I will detail my questions below.
1) Can surf contests be accurately described as “tournaments?” I thought “contest” and “tournament” were distinct but maybe I’m wrong here.
2) The familiar “mohawk” style haircut Burrow would wear on the tour? Did I miss Taj’s mohawk years? Like, I remember all his WSL buddies got drunk and shaved the sides of their heads before he retired but… Yeah, I can’t remember more than that.
3) What in the world were a pair of hair clippers doing at the autograph signing table?
4) “I learned to wait on waves…” Do you think the boy with the Taj Burrow Signature Mohawk™ meant he learned how to surf at the acceptable 75% tour effort level or do you think he meant actually wait for set waves?
I will be spend the next six hours pondering these and encourage you to do the same.
You were talking about Ethan Ewing 8 years ago? How old is this kid ?
it sucks when you offer pro surfers drugs and they decline..
5) who the fuck are “pro surfers” bo rayner and knox harris
local pros…
I’m confused. What exactly does Taj Burrow now do? Give young boys haircuts at surf contests sponsored by, dare I say Negs, a cocaine dealer named Gnarly? This surf thing is going crazy. Craaaazy.
Brett Simpson will succeed Dana Rohrabacher’s congress seat on the following platform:
1. Put a stop to all the Mexican immigrants stealing surf industry jobs( but claim he’s not racist cuz he enjoys Chronic Taco).
2. Call for an immediate culling of all white sharks in Orange County waters(including the little bit of San Diego County that includes Trestles)
3. Oppose any taxes or environmental regulations that threaten his friends/sponsors in the surf industry.
Ahahaha, you are savage man. Chewed up and spit out quicker than Nicky Wood.
Hey, dont go throwing shade on Nicky. Only thing better than his Bells floaters were his homemade cookies. Best ever.
I just wanna say that Julian’s Postie is on an absolute fucken tear at the moment. That is all
I only just clicked onto the fact that he is indeed Julians postie…
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Agreed, this one’s for him.
Groseclose is the best surname I’ve ever heard.
that kid is pure radness!
How do you pronounce Groseclose?
Bo Rayner who and Knox Harris who?
Apart from Peter Mendia, Taj has got the most normal name there. Those east siders are outliers.
1.) “Tournaments” accurately describe surf contests because pro tour surfers are “tour ornaments” decorating the pig. Pro surfers are lipstick.
2.) I don’t know cause I don’t care.
3.) They weren’t Julian’s nor Taj’s. They use nail clippers to pluck the few standing in their facial hair forest.
4.) He meant “wait” by listening to Taj’s advice about spending 25% of every heat thinking about hot women getting naked and surfing on your board atop your hotel bed. Think happy 25%. Surf competitively 75%.
I think Brett is just snap-chatting mostly
Once a year the WSL should put on a medieval tornement, complete with the mêlée and jousting, for all retired pros to compete in. It would be awesome to see the old Gotcha and Quik riders go against each other.
I like the thought you’ve put into this already…
Fuck yeah! And not just the retired pros. The US Open could do with a mêlée.
It sure needs something. It can’t rest on its riot laurels forever.
I worry that the youngest spectators at the US Open might never even have seen a mêlée.