But should he have? Should he have gotten his hair cut in San Clemente?
Since when did Jordy Smith, Big Jord Smith, 198 lbs of Boom Jay Smith, become the second best interview in professional surfing? Oh Mason Ho is undoubtedly the best, having cemented his legacy with this gem right here…
…but Jordy! Who knew?
I can’t remember all the other one-liners he has delivered so far this year in his post heat wraps but you do. Right? Can you please list them below? BeachGrit is now a communist paradise in case you didn’t know. The people. A workers utopia where you get the honor and privilege of doing most the work for zero pay.
And now I can’t find the video but Jordy Smith told Rosie Hodge, during the Felipe Toledo vs. John Florence semi, “I didn’t come here for a haircut.”
I remember hearing it as I was racing toward Lower Trestles to be with you for the finals. I remember hearing Rosie ask Jordy if he was happy to make it to the finals, or something while John John was surfing against Filipe, and Jordy said, “Well duh, bruh-ha. I didn’t come here for a haircut.”
What do you think it means in South African?
Like some very crass double entendre? Do the people use the word “entendre?”
But also. Jordy Smith totally should have come to San Clemente for a haircut. Have you seen that thing lately? I did and up close.
And yeah. A haircut would have been lots better than second place.
Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.
Your comments are still here. Every one of them.
Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.
Connect Disqus to reveal.
must be some kind of strange nonsensical colloquialism resulting from all the inbreeding
Jordy da man…..rocks a little A.I. in his act. Board choice was a tad too oversize for the Comp tho…… even for (Him🙌)
Jordy has been blessed with the correct visage to become surfing’s own Yogi Berra, but I’m afraid the wit in witticisms isn’t quite there. Perhaps a shaved head is the precursor to mental acuity?
The increased output from Chas & Derek is noted / much appreciated. The brand is strong.
You put a tear in my eye.
So all this hair cut thing explains the all “basically safety surf” in Trestles…
Extra weight!!!!
With the extra weight of hair, Jordy “The Smith” gets the heaviest, power surf for carves ans slashes, but sacrificed of being able to do progressive surfing…
I think Jordy “The Smith” need, urgently, cut his hair!
The problem is it’s an in between length. Too long to stay out of the eyes, too short to fling extra spray when whipping searing wraps.
“Hairy Wraps”
I’ll just leave that there.
But I have the solution to Jordy “The Smith”!!!
https://youtu.be/dKQM4R17bBc
It’s receding fast. I reckon he’s got 3 more years on the QS of the RH tour before moving up to full CT status.
I laughed at this for 20 mins.
News just in: cyclist Mark Beaumont credits Beach Grit with giving him the strength to complete his record-breaking around-the-world trip.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-…
Take a bow, sir.
PS: Don’t get excited.
In the world of professional, amateur, CT and QS receding hairlines, where does the comb-over sit? Asking for a friend.
Sensei Nathan Fletcher.
Dave Morris from the Celibate Rifles wanted to call his current side-band The Perry Comovers, but they settled on The Bombed Alaskans.
60million French People use it everyday.Not really exotic to use the verb “to hear” or “to understand”.
Get the hell out of here. #MAGA
Blonde walks into bar. Barman says:”What would you like?”
She replies: “I’ll have a ‘Double Entendre’ thanks”.
So the barman gives her one.
Are you actually Benny Hill?
And then Buddha walks into the bar and asks the barman ” can you make me one with everything “
Je peux vous entendre
Does he also have the yellow jersey for worst headshot?
Makes me feel like I’ve just pushed in front of him in a queue.
Matty Wilko might just get the yellow jersey back…
He’s almost the spitting image of a young Barton!
Jordy has that Jesus Christ the Redeemer Haircut going on, and claims to boot. I’d be too superstitious to change shit now
Maybe see Matt Wilkinson’s hairdresser?
Absolutely Fabulous
Breadcrumbs make a loath of bread?? Something like that . 😂😂
Just Jordy attempting to throw shade at Filipe, who’d gotten a fresh buzzcut during the comp.
Imagine what slater would have done if could have, in hair department to throw shade!!
Ummm…he lives there. Where else would he go for a haircut?
Is it because he knows people call him Krusty the Clown behind his back?
That’s hysterical!!!
Hairsterical?
Even better.
I watched Lost Atlas today (featuring shorthaired Jordy “baptizing”) and thought the same thing!