A salty bath!
My eyes still burn from looking at Kelly Slater’s ghastly pool monster. All that machinery. All those… machines. My eyes burn as if I have a bacterial infection from commercial dairy farm run-off but thankfully there is Mason Ho. He is my Visine!
Do your eyes need a cleanse too? Well come. Watch. It’s inclusive. It’s for everyone.
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I will never watch another second of any phony wave pool video.
I will always watch a Mason Ho video.
and I trust in all that is true, n’er the two will meet
Wrong
Visually a lot more pleasing than that osmo thrombo garbage, which was more pleasing than Chris Martins wave pool
How old is Micheal Ho? Nimble as
Chas I’m glad you’re feeling better. You were forgetting part of the BG scout code:
“I swear to The Grit and my inner-monkey, to do my duty.
To be Anti-Depressive, and shake my booty”
Time to go back to your happy place Chas. Time to go back to Yemen.
Love getting home, locking myself in my room, just staring at his bits.
Love his bits.
I must have watched that wave at 3:23 a dozen times. Only Mason could have that kind of fun on a wave hell bent on destroying any surfer that dares ride it.
Makes the Kook Pond look like the most boring, predictable surf zone in the world! Which of course it is.
Memo to my bad self. I will not ever, never post another comment about that fucking pool. Never. Ever.
I’m sure when you eventually do it’ll be super witty and a Future Classic.
I’m going cold turkey. If I ever have the need, like now, to address it, it will be known as The Lemoore Play.
Nice – after watching I really hope your anger has dissipated Chas its very unhealthy to keep stewing on the pools
Is someone gonna put some rocks in a wave pool so Mason will surf it?
Sorry chaz would have accepted “bacterial infection caused by sugar run off leading to vibro and lung infections in stuart,FL ” dairy’s runoff is tame compared to our current issue thanks to irma and ACOE. You’ll hear stories of lost limbs soon. But let’s bastardize a wave, I WON’T get an ear infection in every time i surf.
Ugh… that sounds rough. But Mason is here for you! Just watch… it heals ear infections too!