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Get all glassy eyed watching Owen's little bro Mikey getting animated in Hossegor.

Watch: The Answer To Everything That Is Crap!

Get punched in the face by the lines of Mikey February and Mikey Wright!

Most of the edits that swing out of a France are a symphony of tedium and cliche. Tubes cut to Edith Piaf with cameras pawing at the occasional naked tit. Titles reading La Belle Saison or A French Love Affair.

This longer-than-usual edit is comely enough.

A third of it’s filler, as you’d expect when the entire Quiksilver team is gifted sections even if no one is even remotely interested in some of the lesser lights.

And, yet, when the focus is on the South African Mikey February (goes to the sky on a gritty retro craft, does those renowned python cutbacks), Mikey Wright (the hoodlum), Conner O’Leary (all that old-school drive), Leo Fioravanti (eagle wings), you start to fondle the waistline. This is a short film you can eat.

The beat gets ya where you live, as the old expression goes.

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Willy
Willy
8 years ago

Ignorance i bliss until they take it away, so remove my bliss and tell me who Kael Walsh is. Wild style and looks like he’s having so much fun!

…and my goodness Mikey surfs heavy. It’s like a ton of bricks hurtling through the air.

regularguy
regularguy
8 years ago

That Quicksilver logo Mikey was riding there at the end looked fun.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  regularguy

It’s a Bob McKnight.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

WSL needs to look at the NBA. Blake Griffin was simutaneously flirting, bragging, shit talking, eloquant and played so fucking well. I love everything about pro surfing except it’s good cheer.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Retro craft have magical powers over their drivers. I’m guilty myself with some rafter hanging found retro quiver additions.
Mind Craft? Focused War Craft goddamn nerd shit against anything other than an overt back leg droopy knee stance? As if it happen stance happenstance not chosen, but compelled. I believe Ando falls victim to his skininess nearly defeated by gravity’s earth bound vertical force. That exception aside, the retro craft makes every rider get….. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

An MR twinny is my happy place

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Like home cooked comfort food.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

indeed, I don’t need no rocker I am a rocker

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

gone tomorrow. meaning the company will be gone tomorrow? so apropos.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

We’ll know more about this gone tomorrow theory when the WSL Ambassador of Stoke and Leisure tells us MTV TRL – esquishy what is here today. This North Shore season will undoubtedly go down as THE most significant/#butifitcan’t moment in professional surfing since Reno told Lil’ Wayne Rabbit he wouldn’t die. Fired up for this shit like a Kenny Powers nerd!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

I would say 9/10 of this is filler. I’d rather watch eight minutes of Mick attempting to prove he has a personality and he’s doing wheelies and Lakey-type airs where he holds the grab the whole time.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

When my daughter turns 18 I’m going leave my girlfriend and move to France. I’m going to get as fat as I can, grow my hair down to my arse, nail prostitutes and finally relax. Probably shoot some heroin too. Because in France it’s okay to be yourself.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

Did this thought manifest before or after knowing you’re never going to make it on the world tour?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago

What World Tour?

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

The heroine one

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

Get your brother out while he’s young

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Heroin’s Puddling Style

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Before you do, ask Brutus for some tips… general in nature of course

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

I’m just here cuz i heard heroin. Anybody holding? I know a guy?

Brutus
Brutus
8 years ago

forget the Heroin , speedballs , 90% pure coke , 10 % heroin , which means you can nail who or whatever , have a glass of red and cum down gently , who cares if ya can’t stop as no-one will notice overhere!

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

I’m not sure of the question but the WSL site articles now have disqus, I give it a week.

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I predict many passionate, irrational comments. A week sounds about right, but what a week it’ll be

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Mate, it’s going to be oddly civil and snownball into weirdness. With a dollop of language barrier.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Probably tame the social engagement down honestly… Disqus can’t be worse than having 400 FB Brazilians comment W$L Shame League every time a non-brazilian surfer wins a heat.

That is, until all of them make disqus accounts…

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
8 years ago

Good music, good surfers, fun waves, no filters, no seagull fill shots, no bullshit. Nice.


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