Oh he was just transcendental!
Amid rain squalls and waves that were a confused labyrinth of mulberry-stained corners, Filipe Toledo won, and won easily enough, the Hawaiian Pro at Haliewa.
Oh Filipe was like a Bantu running amuck, a unicorn rutting in a flower bed. Stretched with adrenalin, Filipe extended his power over nature, buckling his board although still riding out of an exaggerated frontside huck for an almost nine.
“Wiggolly (Dantas) looked at it, he had priority and he didn’t like it because it was kind of a close out wave,” said Filipe. “Once I hit the lip and I felt my board was broken, I heard like a really crazy noise and I was like, ‘No!’ and did the whole rotation and landed on the foam. I was just super scared my board would be separated but thank God the board was pretty solid still and I could land that air.”
San Clemente’s Griffin Colapinto, who is nineteen years old and will be a welcome addition to the 2018 world champion tour (a dark horse for the Lemoore title, since you ask), never ceased to believe it was possible for Filipe to be overhauled, although this didn’t happen.
The other two finalists, Wiggolly Dantas and Michel Bourez, groped for waves, but looked clumsy compared to Filipe and Griffin.
Filipe goes into event number two, the Vans World Cup at Sunset, leading the Triple Crown ratings.
Surprised?
Don’t be.
He finished second at the same event last year.
More to come.
Results
- Filipe Toledo
- Griffin Colapinto
- Wiggolly Dantas
- Michel Bourez
Derek…as I mentioned to longtom…I have tried to put our flame haired temptress in touch with you. Hopefully she says hi…
Filipe looks unstopable in the new no fiji but leemore schedule
You are correct, sir.
whats up with that get-up Cheyne M is rocking?
Zoom in and notice to the left a cell phone propped up. Could be Ass-to-Face Time ( maybe this pornhub sponsor shit is gaining traction; look my backside snap!), Friending the Ambassador…..who knows
He looks like a 40 year old single mom from the twin cities who won the office trip to Hawaii and is trying to pull tricks on the side to afford cocktails.
The North Shore can sure test a man’s limits.
Fuck the phone, hows the double bell/watch set up for high speed wristys? The toilet paper stuck to said wristy delivering system??
The giant female condom being unfurled??? The fucking ranga troll propped in the sand wathcing it all unfold????
FUUUCK
Jeezus, where’s Waldo?
Tucked under her gunt
The 4 hole.
Island fashion!
Don’t get me wrong, I love. But that is a blouse, yes?
Or an undersized tropical shirt, in a very zeitgeisty pink?
and, dare I ask, down below?
Is that Rory’s blouse? Seriously, check the archives! Could this be some nefarious Rory/Stab/Pornhub collab?
I know who she is and have left a message on her IG feed to alert her to her new found…uh…fame.
Hopefully she stops by to comment.
is it not Cheyne M? I got sucker punched.
No…it is not.
IG…northshorepostergirl
She has a pic of our chat on there.
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
When I read the word Lemoore in relation to WSL points, I shuddered and a little bit of wee stained my underpants.
He was created by test tubing the midget from fantasy island and antonio banderas. Ingrained with spider monkey dna,his spinny kicks have been implanted in his brain. I heard if you say “kaiser sosa” he starts jumping in place until his shutdown phrase is initiated,his phrase, “YOU CAN’T DO A FUCKING CUTBACK” and he recoils into a fetal position.
But it’s shocking now about the interview:
Filipe will skip Sunnset to focus on Pipe, his own words…
And in my opinion an error…
He don’t have any title chance… why not kick the balls and surf Sunset, for more and more improve?
Rethink that Filipe!
Sunnset is almost as good As Sunset.
Hahahahaha!!!
He goes to Pippelline!!!!
Actually he said he was “going to check the sunn O))) set out”.
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
I believe Filipe can command Sunset as he commands Haleiwa!
So long as it doesn’t get above 3′
J.-B.A.Y.
Repeat after me…
why wouldn’t he want to scoop up one of the last Triple Crowns?
Surely the second biggest prize after a World Title?
Maybe he’ll get in to horse racing if he doesn’t win just so he can say He won a “triple crown”
Long
In his own words “to focus Pipe”
I can’t understand this… he don’t have any chance, why focus at Pipe and skip Sunset?
The way I see Filipe today it’s like a sponge, learning and improving his surf more and more… much more than others on the WSL.
He change his lines, attacks, the use of the rail (again Jbay with size he mix rail and aerials, with mastering some tuberiding ways)..
Why not improve skills at Sunset?
Mistery…
Fileep Grit.
You sure do have a stiffy for this cat, don’t you Dez?
He’s like surfings eminem! Not in like legend status,just they go to the same hairdresser.
Which version of Eminem wore a mid-nape semi-fro?
Youve never seen 8 mile.
I’m like a wandering prophet!
With all the questions you ask of us, you sure seem more wondering than wandering. The answers are out there somewhere.
I call them “challenges” these godamn crocodile Dundee fucks think we’re all trumps IQ!
Well done boy!
What a commitment Filipe, all long the season, to learn more about the game and improve your skills.
It’s totally another guy, and it’s clear from JBay till today!
Well done boy!