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Controversy: WSL picks John John!

The WSL throws its hat into the ring and announces who it wants as champ!

You are a sport fan, of course, but are you a massive sport fan or a passive sport fan? Like, do you live for your various teams or do you watch the big games but mostly just to socialize? And what of the various leagues? Do you like one over another? I’m partial to Major League Baseball but that’s mostly just because I love baseball, mostly the Padres. I suppose the National Basketball Association is the best run and the National Football League is probably the worst.

The leagues don’t generally pick favorite teams of course. That would be very unfair and equally unseemly. What if the Australian Football League put out statements rooting for the Pies, for example? Oh I know Australian’s call “rooting” “barracking” when it comes to cheering a squad but what if? Do you think Essendon, Richmond and Carlton would think? I’d imagine not too happy.

And what if the World Surf League actively advocated for John John over Gabriel in this final push to the title? It would be strange, to be sure, but that is exactly what is happening. BeachGrit‘s on-the-ground network spied the WSL’s North Shore offices today and look at this photo here. What does it say in the window? Does it say “Go John John”?

Well it sure does.

And do you think Gabriel has an appeal on his hands if John John goes and wins?

I do. I think he has an appeal and a lawsuit. Go Lawsuit!

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Deb

You’re delusional. They still have to surf! There were NO controversial wave scores. JOHN JOHN won fair and square. You can take your tinfoil hat off now. Loser.

david fffff

There is no last name shown, that could be referring to ANY John John. Take the tin-foil hat off Chas

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Brad Gerlach should be sued for trying to sell his shithouse second hand Christensons for $450 on Facebook. What a cunt!

nyc surfing golden boy

this is the 5th comment on three different surfing websites from you about gerlach trying to sell boards. you are a fucking loser

Dumb Florida Redneck

I’m here about the couch?

J H

Good news…the line at the Coffee Gallery isn’t long enough to show up in that picture! Better get in there for my iced mocha now.

Dumb Florida Redneck

Why would you be drinking coffee at night? You some sort of city folk? Also when does the auction for the couch start.

J H

Technically…I am in Stockholm where it’s dark and snowing at 8am. However, a tasty iced mocha is my beverage of choice for the long slog back to Ala Moana after sitting at the beach all day.
P.S. I last saw your couch on the Kam Highway near the Waimea bell tower. Twas placed there for the first attempted Eddie in 2016.

Mr. Dingin

That’s Sterman Realty, you gigantic fuck wit. WSL is at the top.

NEGATRON

I love the Snow cones from that Sterman Realty! Omg Organic chocolate is my fav!

Chas Smith

Ummmmmmmmmmm. It’s fuck whit.

Mr. Dingin
Mr. Dingin

You’re cute, fuck wit.

janeausten

I think he got you, M. Froid.

channelbottom

“Trippers and askers surround me,
People I meet, the effect upon me of my early life or the ward
and city I live in, or the nation,
The latest dates, discoveries, inventions, societies, authors old and
new,”

Dumb Florida Redneck

I’m here about the couch ma’am,is the auction still on?

Brutus

OK Chas , stunning you know about the AFL , FFS baseball , c’.mon where’s your man on man mana?
Damn those, who think that there could possibly be bias from privately owned Corporation and a subjective judging system that only answers to…the Ziff Core

Ashton's Yellow Hat

Yeah whatever, Chas. But for serious, what the fuck was the point of the ambassador of stoke and leisure?!

Craven Morehead

Who knows?

Otto

What’s the chances the WSL lost track of the ambassador? Would a ginger need to sacrifice a stately figure to appease the gods?

Eddie Haiku

The Ambassador of Stoke and Leisure should answer to no one but the God of Stoke and Leisure.

Otto

So Dusty didn’t have to sacrifice the WSL Ambo o’ Stoke & Leisure to Pele?

Jim Brown

Gab’s moped parked out the front, he’s already in there with Charlie drowning them in tears and fury

Otto

What would you call the architecture style of the WSL office?

Saintly?

John the Evangelist!
John the Baptist!

John John

Gabs of the Heathens!

pubes

post-modernjism

Rick_Deadman

kind of a truman show x boardwalk empire x rundown tourist attraction on the side of the highway style i’m pretty sure

janeausten

I’d call it “Blazing Saddles” architecture.
Which then raises the questions;
Is it all a front?
When will it all fall down?
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Otto

NS back to front front

Dogsnuts

50m penalty.


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