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Very bad time to be a black gal in America, says leader of Brown Girls Surf, Natasha Brown.

Quiz: Would the world be better if everyone surfed?

Do you imagine a world where love of surf unites the world?

Earlier today, a tear plopped onto my keyboard. I was moved by the simple beauty of a friend’s post on Facebook. He had shared a movie called Women of Color As a Powerful Form of Resistance.

The three-minute short revealed an organisation called Brown Girl Surf  “that teaches girls of color to surf.”

It is an important film because it shows “other women of color that surf is not a white man’s playground” and “that the water is a safe space for women of color because the water is honest.”

The group’s leader says it’s “definitely not a good time to be a woman of color in America” which I presume to be a fork in the eye of America’s 45th president.

Anyway, the friend, a polite and nice little kid who lives in San Francisco, had wrapped the shared post with the message, “The world would be a better place if everyone surfed.”

Which is a fine thing to say.

When I was a child I, too, imagined a world where world leaders wore golden locks from all their surfing, where the Russian president would horse around with his American counterpart, joined together by their love of the ocean.

Of course, I soon became aware that surf did shit for a person’s emotional IQ, that altruism didn’t blossom on the ocean’s seabeds, feeding osmosis-like, into anyone sitting on a surfboard.

But I have a lousy personality. I’m the kind of guy who won’t talk to anybody unless I want something off you.

Therefore, I ask: would the world be a better place if everyone surfed? If the seas were filled with joyous wave dancers? Where colour, religion and so forth were left on the shoreline like your pretty new Leus towel?

An earthy paradise or living hell?

(Watch the colourful girl’s movie here.)

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
8 years ago

I see plenty brown skinned girls surfing in Hawaii. Is this not the case everywhere else?

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
8 years ago

black people are like rocks in the water.. straight to the bottom

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
8 years ago

Regardless of colour I still spin out on how many people do lessons these days.

Jim Brown
Jim Brown
8 years ago

The world has finite resources and we can see how much everyone gets along at the moment as they squabble over acquiring those. Waves are a fickle, inconsistent resource and crossing the high-tide line is somewhat like entering a Hobbesian state of nature. Sadly, drawing on the concept of coloured women surfing, if women in the Western surfing worlds have historically been intimidated or discouraged from entering a line-up, I can’t imagine a paradise-on-earth in the waters of other, more severely patriarchal nations.
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Ergo, world would be terrible if everyone surfed.

?uzzled
?uzzled
8 years ago

I have lots of black friends, none of whom swim or are comfortable in the water. They really are not interested in surfing when I have invited them. I have female relatives and friends who ask me to “teach them to surf”. I have bought boards and wetsuits for them and they did not want to keep at it even when invited. People like what they like.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Good for her! It’s nice to see black people and women surfing. The SJW rhetoric though, particularly from the program director, is pretty obviously a form of narcissism. Which means they truly are surfers.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

I used to leave my towel/a change of clothes on the beach. Lazy dog owners and their incontinent hounds soon put a stop to that.

Generally speaking, surfing is best far from the madding crowd’s ignoble strife, so to answer your question: sure they can all join in the fun, as long as they’re not madding.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

It feels like almost everyone surfs right now. Surfing seems to have exploded in popularity particularly in the last 5 years. If only all those new surfers understood etiquette and manners in the water..it’s turning into a living hell

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago

You look at the person next to you and cuss in your mind about them trying to snake you. You look on your other side and think about how you can snake them. Same as world politics.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Politics is all us white men are going to have left if this trend continues.

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago

NO

Jocks
Jocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

Fuck no

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

There must be seven billion eating, pissing and shitting humans on earth by now. Can you fucking IMAGINE if everyone surfed? IMAGINE!

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Lennon did! Or was it Lenin? Stop Stalin, no one can fuck IMAGINE, even if everyone surfed!

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

A loosed lousy personality I believe you meant.
I believe leaving your race on the shoreline deprives the idea of success. Our differences are our avenues of approach. I have much more interesting conversations with people I have little in common with than when there’s much in common.
It’s all learning. Being open to that.
Surfing is a conduit. It is not a bridge.
Food and music are reliable bridges. I can learn more from that than a library. Surfing is the conduit or road that gets us to those moments where those bridges stand in front of us. Then you don’t worry about language barriers.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Unless you are seeking directions to the train station. Then, you’re fucked.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Who the fuck seeks directions to the train station? If you don’t know where the train station, airport and/or nearest beach is, you’re fucked to begin with.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

There was intelligent life before Google Maps.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I like getting nostalgic with the Thomas Guide.

stewie
stewie
8 years ago

no, it would not

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

Sounds nice, hopefully most of them stick to wave pools.


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