Matt-Warshaw
Fabulous drawing of Matt Warshaw from a profile in the New Yorker. | Photo: Tom Bachtell/The New Yorker

Warshaw: “Poorest fuckers in surf most generous!”

Raises $60k to keep surf history archive online!

On New Year’s Day, the surf historian Matt Warshaw made a welcome announcement. 

“Out with a bang! BeachGrit just dropped 6K into the EOS fundraiser, and I’m shutting it down at $60,000. Spraying corks tonight!”

Three weeks ago, of course, it was a different story. The online history of surfing hung by a thread after Warshaw threatened to to pull his entire archive (The Encyclopedia of Surfing , History of Surfing, Above the Roar) unless thirty thousand dollars was donated immediately.

“It’s just kind of humiliating, to be 57 and making what I make,” Warshaw, who is capable of infinite melancholy but also a voluptuous flame, said. 

And now? Warshaw is waltzing around with sixty gee.

Let’s rap.

BeachGrit: Prior to launching the fundraiser were you shitting yourself? Were you like the lonely boy who throws a party catered with fine wines and meats and wonders if anyone will come?

Warshaw: It changed hour to hour. In the morning I’d be sure it was going to work, I’d save the site, all would be fine. But any little thing would trip me up. An anonymous comment on a thread somewhere, “Nobody subscribes to websites!” and I’d be fucked for the day.

Did you make a binding promise to your wife that if the money didn’t come in you’d really seek alternative employment?

I made that promise in 2011, with a 2012 deadline. Time was up. And yes, I was gonna go back to print. New versions of the books, magazine writing. I would have steered clear of the web, just out of bitterness.

If print publishing didn’t pan out, was there a plan C? What other talents do you have?

Early retirement. PTA dad.

And you romped it in! Can you describe the shape of your face when you told your wife that you made the required thirty k, that you doubled it? Did you resist an I-told-you-so smirk? Or no?

Two days into the drive I had $12,000 in donations. Jodi came home and I said “Look! Twelve thousand! We’re gonna make it!” Went downstairs, had a glass of wine, sat down to dinner, and while we’re eating I get a call from the EOS dev guy. Not the dev guy, but the head of the actual company that I hired last year. This swinging dick blue-chip company in Venice, charging me $110 an hour to code —everybody told me to hire the best dev guy possible, you end up saving money, and I did. So I answer the call, and the head of the company says, “Matt, I’ve got some really bad news,” and all I could think of was that my coder must have died, because what else could it be? “I’m so sorry, but your donation page has been set on ‘Test Mode’ the last two days.” Which meant that none of the 12K had processed. Back to zero. That was the closest I came to actually crying during this whole thing.

So what did you do?

Got in touch with all the people who’d donated, explained what happened, kinda played it for a laugh, and got the money back. Not all, but almost all. It took a few days, though.

And the dev company?

Fired. But only after the money was in the bag, and I had another guy lined up.

Did anyone in the surf industry apart from the surf media toss a few bones? The clothing brands? Any of the big board guys? The WSL?

Shaun Tomson donated. Tom Carroll donated. Randy Rarick donated big — he’s always been a great supporter of EOS. Sam McIntosh, Felipe Pomar, Sam George, Steve Hawk, Zach Weisberg, Brendon Thomas, Marcus Sanders, Phil Jarratt, Scott Hulet, Sean Doherty, they all gave. Amazing, the poorest fuckers in surf, the media people, were the most generous. Nothing from the brands. Zero. Nothing from the brands themselves, or maybe just two or three donations from people who work for the brands. That’s okay. It’s easy to say in hindsight, but EOS I think works better when it’s independent. The site doesn’t belong to the surf industry, in any way, shape or form. No donations, no ads, no brand presence at all. It looks and feels better that way, I think.

What’s the final tally? Sixty gees? How will this be distributed? Are you a put-in-the-bank drip-feed sorta guy or oowee-baby-gonna-be-a-helluva-Friday-night party pants?

Just over $60,000. Thirty to me for this year’s salary, 10 for site maintenance, and who knows how much into some bigger improvements. I just bought www.eos.surf, and all three sites are going to be collapsed into that domain. And a whole new paywall will go up before summer, where subscribers can name their own price to get on the site. Whatever’s left stays in the bank so I don’t panic this time next year.

Warshaw: &Ldquo;My Favorite Donor, Good For One Gee &Mdash; My Sweet Mom.&Rdquo;

And do you have to do it all over again next year?

Probably, yeah, but not another life-or-death thing. More like an NPR annual fundraiser. Tote bags and coffee mugs and shit for new donors. It’ll be a pleasure after what I just went through.

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Pelado
Pelado
8 years ago

Warshaw, dont waste ant money and get someone to make you a businessplan, you wont be able to relaunch 30k or die. Next time can be the last. Think why brands didnt give you any money, did you give them any value? To be able to survive today is directly related to your ability to turn Eos into a profitable biz. Be clever.

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
8 years ago

Id say the next stop for the EOS is Shark Tank!!!!

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

Who pays off their mortgage?

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago

Wish his writing was more celebrated. His brief biography of Ron Stoner (TSJ V/4 #2) is magic.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Without Warshaw, Derek, Chas, etc. surfing would never rise from the stinking swamp of badvertorial.

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
8 years ago

Damn fine gents, damn fine! Love ya work!

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Industry does not care about history. It’s all about futures … just ask the shareholders.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

Coffee mugs and tote bags? Someone’s been in the white parts of Seattle too long

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago

Totes love tote bags … and man buns.

Jazzy P
Jazzy P
8 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel
beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago

Is there a south-east Asian version of the Encyclopedia of Surfing for one-dollar a month?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

No because nobody think Asians surf (except the Japanese). Matt could invest in improving the Asian history? I hear China have big money to throw at EOS, if asked with appropriate Baiju in hand.

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

you’re on fire in the comments lately Dell.

Tronald Dump
Tronald Dump
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

You can get it for 80¢ a month if you purchase 1000 subscriptions.

NUG
NUG
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

Guess what? We’re on it.

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Very strategic Beach Grit. Be the last to donate and be named as the force which finally put Matt back in his happy place. I know it wasn’t coincidence. More thinking man surfer than Zach thunking thought. Burn.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Very strategic indeed! Beachgrit is going to get at least $200,000 worth of content out of Matt for that 6k!!

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

6k is a chunk.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Totally! Hats off to the lads…

Mapski
Mapski
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

How many Pyzel ghosts would that get you?

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

retail or wholesale?

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

If we are anything it’s Machiavellian. Project strength in times of weakness. Better to be hated and feared than loved. And so on.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

I reckon this may be a blessing in disguise for MW. He now has solid proof of the value of EOS, and solid evidence that a lot of good humans in surfing really have his back.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
8 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

My apologies for not contributing to Mr Warshaw’s endeavor. My wife’s says I’m selfish. Is it to late to redo my new year resolution?

frank
frank
8 years ago

I can’t donate. My wife says if I donate one more penny to some surf blog, she’ll make me go out and get a real job.

NUG
NUG
8 years ago

Billabong must’ve given all their money to Iggy Pop.

beachgrit
beachgrit
8 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Deservedly! It was provocative!

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  beachgrit

What’s provacative about Iggy doing the same schtick that he’s always done?

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  J H

what’s it say about the perceived audience? should have gone with Alice Cooper, he’s a better golfer

J H
J H
8 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

And makes better hot dogs at his Restaurant in PHX.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  J H

I don’t think he’s ever played in front of a crowd that was 99.3% of the same sex.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago
Reply to  NUG

Billabong could’ve given Iggy all their money for ten years and he’d still deserve more.

Jim Brown
Jim Brown
8 years ago

You’re doing the Huey’s work, Matt, and I’m rapt for ya. It’s a brilliant product and thankfully, I can continue to sit in my Ivory tower and know way more ABOUT surfing than how to actually surf


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