World number three injured in mountain-bike
accident.
Half an hour ago, the world number three Julian
Wilson announced he’d separated his shoulder in a
mountain-bike stack.
Julian, who turns thirty this year and who won the Billabong Pro
in Tahiti last year in a dramatic last-minute switcharoo,
told his IG
pals,
“I have some not-very-good news to share. I’ve come undone on my
mountain bike doing some cross-training at Glenrock national park
in Newcastle on Friday evening. I went over the handlebars, landed
square on my shoulder and ruptured the AC joint. It’s not going to
require surgery (but) it’s extremely uncomfortable hence the bag of
peas on my shoulder. There’s no timeframe on the recovery. I’ll
take it one step at a time. I’ll be doing everything…injuries suck
and forced rest is never fun but I’ll be back stronger and
better!”
Watch as a beautiful little child recreates the accident!
An AC dislocation means an “Injury to the acromioclavicular (AC)
joint on the top of the shoulder, where the collarbone (clavicle)
meets the highest point of the shoulder blade (acromion).”
Literature on an AC sep suggests an athlete can be significantly
weakened for a year after the injury.
The first event of the year is six weeks away, which may require
a little fiddling with your fantasy surfer team.
Lately, and much like the principals of this website,
I’ve hit a fiscal wall. Gotta throw cash to make it, but
while you’re waiting for the return salvo, times can get tough. As
a way of feeding my more wolfish creditors I’ve begun liquidating
my surfboard collection.
Nine Losts, a HS, a Genfour and a
Slater Designs.
What moved the fastest? The Slater Designs flew off the
online auction house within hours. I even flipped a noseless
Lost V3 my kid brother had found on the curb for $80. One
man came by for a Lost Short-Round that had been ridden
twice. Three hundred bucks. A deal offered by a drowning man. One
ding on the rail, a couple of heel dents. The man arrives and
cusses me out for trying to rip him off and wasting his time.
I feel for the poor schlubs in surf stores who deal with this
sorta bullshit all day. Volume has to be my most hated word this
week. I had one guy write, “So I normally ride a 32L but this board
is 31.4. I’m thinking this this board might be under-volumed for
me.”
Rocker, contour, wide-point, rail profile, measurements within
one-sixteenth of an inch… every single detail is forensically
examined by these maybe-buyers.
Has the proliferation of design information on the internet
created a hobby within a hobby?
Fins are now open season. A couple of buyers were analysing the
profile, foil, material, and suitability to the board model of a
set of fins that were being chucked in with the sale. These
self-professed “low-level intermediates” were very serious about
the workings of their rudders.
“Plastics are no good,” wrote one. “Are the TP1’s anything like
the HS Ando fin or F8 Blackstix? From what I have researched today,
I think it’s important to put a fin in the board that has least
some of the desired qualities of what is recommend for that model
to get the best out of it. I’m close to pulling the pin on
this…”
The quest to differentiate boards via technicalities and buzz
words has led to an army of beginner and intermediate surfers who
blame these buzz words and other finer details on their lack of
ability to bust a full-rotor or jam the fins.
I don’t have a problem with it per se. As long as the board
sells.
But, I ask, and in all seriousness, what sort of wonderful
experiences have you had with garage sale buyers?
Maybe you work in a store? What’s the wildest thing you’ve been
told? And does the below-average surfer tend to exaggerate his
ability?
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Breaking: Kelly Slater in Super Bowl!
By Chas Smith
Singing "I like beer!"
In less than one week the National Football
League will host the LII Super Bowl in Minneapolis, Minnesota. This
year’s big game pits the dominant New England Patriots against the
upstart Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles are being led by
second-string quarterback Nick Foles, who nobody likes, while the
Patriots have Tom Brady under center. He is considered the greatest
football player of all time with some considering him the greatest
athlete of all time.
He is married to the Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen who
once dated Kelly Slater.
Speaking of, Adweek reported
just five minutes ago that the greatest surfer of all time will be
in the Super Bowl too, appearing in a Michelob Ultra commercial
starring the actor Chris Pratt.
“Michelob Ultra has always been a different beer,” said Liz
Taylor, CCO at FCB Chicago, in a statement. “The beer for the fit.
Who better to help us get that message across in an entertaining
way on the world’s biggest advertising stage than an actor who
embodies the ethos of the brand: Chris Pratt. He’s fit. He’s funny
as hell. He loves beer.”
Pratt will star alongside famous athletes, including golfer
Brooks Koepka, surfer Kelly Slater and runner Shalane Flanagan.
Together, the group will sing along to a Michelob Ultra anthem: “I
Like Beer” by country singer Jon Pardi.
Michelob Ultra, as you know, is the title sponsor of the World
Surf League.
Here is the commercial that doesn’t have Kelly Slater singing “I
like beer” but it will be posted as soon as available.
Would Derek and I look good serving Michelob Ultra when we get
our bar
gigs?
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Help: Hire Derek Rielly and Chas
Smith!
By Chas Smith
Thank you sir do you want another?
Do you own or manage a bar in Bondi/greater San
Diego? Are you looking for highly motivated bartenders who can mix
the classics while regaling clientele with the best surf industry
stories ever? Then have I got a deal for you!
Derek Rielly and I are looking for bar gigs and would you permit
me a brief moment of honesty? It is my favorite thing about what we
have built. There are no secrets ever. Just warts, sunshine and
honesty.
BeachGrit does not pay our bills. We write books
for our livings funneling this website’s earnings to those who
actually deserve it. But let me tell you something about writing
books. It is a curse. Something that provides the greatest
fulfillment but pays oddly. You get a chunk here, a chunk there,
but if you aren’t the best financial planner (just take one look at
me and Derek) then it is difficult to stretch appropriately.
And so here we are.
Both of us loathe embarrassing
advertorial and feel it poisons the well. If we pumped
it out it would kill this thing we love. Both of us are, also, too
aware that your crowd-funding dollars are absolutely tapped.
So hire us to mix drinks at your bar! I promise it will be a
good time and that your regulars will get better than average
mojitos, skinny margaritas, whiskey sodas and surf industry rumors
that haven’t hit the wire yet.
Shaun Tomson: “Filipe is surfing’s Jackson
Pollock!”
By Shaun Tomson
Surfing great Shaun Tomson relives Filipe Toledo's
game-changing ten at J-Bay!
It had been forty years since my world title,
forty nine years since I first surfed J-Bay, and the WSL hired me
to supply the colour commentary, the expert analysis for the event
there. I’d do the morning show, I’d do the closing show and
occasional live cross pieces.
They asked me where I wanted to sit. I told ‘em I wanted to set
myself up in the competitors’ area.
I wanted to feel their energy.
When I’d driven up to J-Bay the week before, the first guy I saw
was Filipe. The surf was small, three-to-four foot, and I’d never
seen anyone go so fast. Ever. I thought, maybe it was because I
hadn’t seen a lot of pro surfing firsthand recently, but even in
comparison, the guy was surfing in another gear. If the other guys
were on 100 octane, he was on nitro. As far as speed along the
wave, there must be a 20 percent differential.
On the morning of Filipe’s game-changing ten, I was walking
along the wooden walkway over the dunes and I could see this light
north-westerly wind luffing into the competitors’ faces. It was the
perfect wind for aerials and not the hard devil wind.
Filipe was surfing against Jordy and Julian. It was the best
three air guys on tour, if you leave out John John. I’m thinking,
man, there’s gong to be some fireworks.
Before the ten, Filipe nails a super-fast, super-high,
mega-forehand rotation. He sticks it perfectly right at the top of
the wave, the perfect position to continue on but then he catches a
rail on a gouge, a very basic manoeuvre. It’s the only reason he
doesn’t get a ten. After the air, you can see that the other
competitors are a little shaken. Then Filipe wipes out and his
peers realise he’s not invincible.
Okay, he’s fallen off. We can deal with with a nine.
The calm doesn’t last.
Ten minutes later Filipe does the biggest alley-oop I’ve ever
seen, the biggest alley-oop anyone’s ever seen. Then he goes
straight into the next one. It’s like the guy has no limiter. He’s
got not perception of the way he should compete or the way other
people expect him to compete.
Filipe re-wrote competition surfing on one wave.
I looked around me. Owen Wright’s mouth was on the bloody
ground. Competitors didn’t know whether to erupt in applause or
pull the dagger out of their hearts. It was one of those pivotal
moments. I’ve seen a lot of them and that was one of those waves.
It was an iconic wave. An instantly iconic wave. Not just because
of the manoeuvre but because of the balls-out approach.
It’s as if he was a racing car driver and he hit a corner at 250
miles an hour. And after he sticks his second oop perfectly he
unleashes this series of carves down the line. The guy is a
speeding bullet that gets faster. He doesn’t lose velocity
– he increases velocity. After that first oop he’d
already got a ten.
Then he turned into something super human.
I looked around me. Owen Wright’s mouth was on the bloody
ground. Competitors didn’t know whether to erupt in applause or
pull the dagger out of their hearts. It was one of those pivotal
moments. I’ve seen a lot of them and that was one of those waves.
It was an iconic wave. An instantly iconic wave. Not just because
of the manoeuvre but because of the balls-out approach.
For me, as fan, it was inspiring to see a new style of art
unfold. It was Jackson Pollock, the famous abstract artist,
gnarly.
You know what it reminded me of? I was in the South African
army’s national service and I was a Jew. The Afrikaners didn’t like
the Jews and we learned karate to fight them off. Karate is very
much about honour, power and speed. Around the same time, Bruce Lee
movies started coming out and so you had kung fu. Looking at
Toledo, you could compare pro surfing with karate, and he as this
ninja kung fu Bruce Lee master. He’s the ninja king.
And those turns after the second oop, man, they were sudden. His
acceleration, not just his top-end speed, is so steep. He comes
around a corner faster, tighter, and with a burst of speed unlike
anyone.
You know what it reminded me of? I was in the South African
army’s national service and I was a Jew. The Afrikaners didn’t like
the Jews and we learned karate to fight them off. Karate is very
much about honour, power and speed. Looking at Toledo, you could
compare pro surfing with karate, and he as this ninja kung fu Bruce
Lee master.
His challenge is courage. He’s got the skill sets, but
he’s gotta find that courage. That’s his weakness. Courage in big
surf. You’re not born with it. You learn it by taking action. It
will be interesting to see his development, if he’ll paddle over
the ledge at Pipe, at Teahupoo.
But that’s in the future.
That one wave at J-Bay. It was sublime. It was art. It was a
beautiful thing. It was a beautiful thing.